CARTOON OF THE DAY

(From slyngstad )

So dark. Kushner raises billions for his fund while the family of a soldier killed in Truml’s war gets help on Go Fund Me: www.gofundme.com/f/major-alex...

He looks like a drum majorette.

My county opens satellite polling places in libraries that are open weekdays two weeks before election day. I vote that way because I can.

I seem to recall some kings and queens who lost their heads over stuff like this.

WARREN: Has Rubio made any request for transcom to help evacuate Americans out of Middle East?


REED: State made a request on Feb 28 & we have provided some assistance

W: When we called them yesterday, they said they haven't asked you for assistance. Can you explain that?

R: I cannot explain that

The president is handing out oversized clown shoes to his cabinet — and watching to see who refuses to wear them.

It's Solzhenitsyn's Stalin story come to life: the first person to stop applauding ended up in the gulag. The lesson then, as now — never be the first to stop clapping.

Don't stop talking about the EPSTEIN FILES

Thanks for the marching orders, Pammy.

I don’t think unconditional surrender is imminent.

Losing our loved ones is the hardest thing about adulting.

Another hush money payment.

I am old enough to know he never takes responsibility for anything. Just ask Michael Cohen or Allen Weisselberg.

Not really breaking any news here.

At nearly a billion dollars a day, how can we afford this?

And highwater pants.

He's right, because no other President is so demented and reckless as he is. Impeach now!

It's amazing what he pulls out of the big ass of his.

All the R's are currently on vacation in FLA. Nothing will be done until October and then a mad rush to pretend to care before the Revolution hits them in November.

He has always been illiterate.

I have been having that feeling for over a year. It is inevitabe.

Lindsey’s diplomacy working wonders in UAE.

Frankly, if this comes as any surprise then you really need to start paying attention.

That was the second coming for some of us. We had that same enthusiasm when Kennedy was elected. Old enough to remember how hope and inspiration feel.

Mr. Sold My Soul To The Company Store.

She told on him. Made him look bad.

They won't do anything unless you make them look really, really bad or completely foolish.

She told on him. She said he approved the PR campaign funds, and he probably did in passing. You can't make daddy look bad and still get your allowance.

He has always been totally self-absorbed like that. It is nothing new, but the dementia intensifies it exponentially. The whole world is suffering from his mania.