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Why is existing so embarrassing? (I applied for a new job)

Mafia AUs have never really been my thing, but for the past few days I have had brainworms for cringefail debtor/mob boss's favorite daughter toxic yuri and now I Understand™️

Like. I knew what she did. It’s just that the area where I live isn’t one that gets a lot of national attention.

Nothing like listening to a true crime podcast and getting jump scared by someone you went to high school with.

I needed to draw these two.
#strangerthings #Dustinandsteve

My favourite #steddie thing is Eddie “cringe but free” Munson actually caring a lot about whether others think he’s cool and unique, meanwhile Steve is full send dad dancing and singing along to his corny pop music looking like a moron and couldn’t give less of a shit

I just want one day where I don't have to think about how bad everything is and how inadequate I am

Make sure y’all let they asses know

#steddie cuddles
I think I’m getting back into the swing of things finally yayy

EXACTLY
I bought big headphones too, hoping it would be even more obvious that I’m Not Available.
Nope 🫠

And then they’re So Surprised when I tell them to go away lmao

I’ve got a Do Not Disturb sign up because I’m in important™️ zoom meetings all day and every single person who has come into my office has been like

Gonna make it but jfc

If I miss DnD night because the person covering for my boss has no respect for anyone’s time and we all end up working late I am going to lose my mind

guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"

A comment on the new chapter of my fic: 😀
It’s an account with 0 activity and no pfp advertising commissions: 🙁

*** give THEM man we really only made it a day and a half into the new year without a typo 💀💀

Suddenly “I want to rail you, but like. I also want to rail your heart” doesn’t feel as adequate as it did 30 seconds ago 🧍‍♂️

Still plotting a possible s5 but Eddie is There fic and. Man. How funny would it be if Eddie was just about to tell Steve how he feels when Will gathers everyone around to give until his heartfelt coming out speech.

Steve Harrington in the 90s:

To me the most pressing question about the finale is how tf is Robin paying for Smith?

Gosh I sure do wish I could be normal around people who are frustrated or angry instead of wanting to cry and throw up and die

Guess I just found my bedtime story 👀

My s5 thoughts so far:
- It’s fine
- Thanks for bringing back the cute teacher

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* If you are reading this it cannot possibly be about you don’t worry 💛

I’m old (33) and I have 0 energy for being willfully misinterpreted. You’re not getting an argument out of me you’re just getting blocked.*