Crow (@darecrow) — Bluesky Profile

2 weeks ago

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3 weeks ago

✦🐇🥐🍞🥖🐇✦

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3 weeks ago

one thing about my man is he's gonna hold some juice

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1 month ago

new Sublo and Tangy Mustard this Friday Jan 30th!

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1 month ago

YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

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1 month ago

is this the man that walks

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1 month ago

What a great day to be a Medieval alchemist

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4 months ago

Panel 1: Shen is talking to Hatsune Miku in her standard grey, teal, and black outfit. They look happily at each other. Shen has his hands in the front pouch of his sweatshirt.
Shen: "are you the REAL MIKU??"
Miku: "Yeah!"
Shen: "Prove it."

Panel 2: Miku begins singing Anamanaguchi's "Miku", going "miku miku oo-ee-oo" and spinning her classic leek in her left hand. Shen looks on contently.

Panel 3: Shen is talking to Kasane Teto, who is wearing a mustard-yellow t-shirt with a baguette graphic and baguette style lines on the shoulders, and sweatpants. They look happily at each other.
Shen: "Are you the REAL TETO??"
Teto: "Yeah!"
Shen: "Prove it."

Panel 4: Teto keels over a bit, shaking and crying hard, screaming "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA". Shen looks on contently.

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2 months ago

Panel 1: At the top it says "Beginning of year:" A man with messy dark brown hair and a green t-shirt is standing next to Shen, saying "This year, I'm gonna become rich!" Shen is saying "I'm gonna become goth!"

Panel 2: The man points at Shen and laughs manically, saying "HAHAHAHA!! What a dumb resolution!" Shen just looks back at him sadly.

Panel 3: At the top it says "End of year:" The man is now in a payphone booth, with raindrops outside hitting the glass in the night sky. He has 5-o-clock shadow. He's on the phone asking someone "Hey dude ... Can I borrow some money?"

Panel 4: It's revealed to be Shen he's talking to, who is smiling smugly on his phone, in full goth getup. To describe the getup: His hair is dyed a super dark brown, and has "X" and ankh shaped hair clips. His hair also has bright purple highlights. He has dark purple eyeshadow and eyeliner former the bottoms of "X"s below his eyes. He's wearing a choker, 2 necklaces, and tank top with mesh sleeves. He also has a mesh bracelet, purple-painted nails, and his phone has a charm of the Sanrio character Kuromi.

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2 months ago

I am not

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2 months ago

"what was your biggest impact on the internet"

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2 months ago

truly that hole was made for him

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2 months ago

My OCs Wilfred and his child son Ashton, two anthropomorphic deer. Wilfred is a doctor who is his chiding his infant son for medical malpractice (he is playing).
Wilfred: no, not "yay." Your patient is dead.
Baby Ashton, playing with and wielding medical equipment: yay!
Wilfred: you're going to have a lawsuit filed against you.
Ashton: yay!

Yay :)

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2 months ago

I think anyone would buy a snowglobe with abbey in it, even if it wasn't sad

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4 months ago

little speedpaint I TRIED TO DRAW JUPITER LIGHTHOUSE BUT GAVE UP

#goldensun

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2 months ago

Fill your home with Holiday Cheer by reliving your Favorite Bittersweet Candy Bowl Winter Moments in these collectable festive snow globes!

Remind yourself of the love and joy in your life as you shake it again, and again, and again and again and again and ag
#bittersweetcandybowl #bcb

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3 months ago

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4 months ago

HOW TO FEEL ALIVE

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3 months ago

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

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3 months ago

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3 months ago

All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.

I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".

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3 months ago

I'm getting my smoking jacket and comically large cigar and glass of brandy ready to watch the most insightful show online, personally

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1 year ago

bouncy rat!

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3 months ago

I saved this clip from a craig of the creek episode over a year ago and I get weekly use out of it thanks to you

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5 months ago

last one but holy shit

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5 months ago

lwk obsessed w this account

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3 months ago

My friends and I worked on a fanzine for Golden Sun Dark Dawn! Excited to share our small project tomorrow (Nov 29th).
It is a free zine for anyone to download and enjoy. Please share to other #GoldenSun fans :D

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3 months ago

Update: possibly the funniest reaction ever out of this

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3 months ago

#dragonquest

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