Ryo Coinleaf 🧾💰 Shopkeeper Vtuber

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Don't trust people that do acupuncture. They're back stabbers.

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I visited an Apple store a few days ago and the staff tried to persuade me to buy their products so I tried to escape. Unfortunately for me, I couldn't. There were no Windows.

How many more HR violations do you think we can get away with? Finishing up Dispatch tonight!
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I went to a Star Wars themed restaurant last night and one of their menu items was a Wookie Steak. I tried it and I gotta say, it was a little chewy.

#twitchrecap
Positives this year:
-New PC
-Successfully pushed myself to collab more
-First ever charity stream
-Started learning how to edit clips in Resolve
-Started 2.0 prep
Thank you to the people that have given me a chance and stuck around!

Im live with friends! Come say hi!

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Did you know that I used to build stairs for a living? Yeah, it's an up and down business.

Now that we've finished Expedition 33, it's time to try a new game! We're playing Dispatch tonight! Come say hi!
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I owe a lot to the sidewalks. They've been keeping me off the streets for years.

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This woman stopped me on the street and asked me if I remember her from the vegetarian club but, to be honest, I've never met herbivore.

C'MERE! YOU'RE WORKING THE CHRISTMAS SHIFT!
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Rest in peace boiled water. You will be mist.

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The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.

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I used to be a banker... But then I lost interest.

Got some more demos to try out + doing my part and voting (in the game awards!) Come say hi!
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Then my job here is done

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Did you know: If you run behind a car, you'll get exhausted. If you run in front of a car, you'll get tired.

ngl, I keep forgetting to crosspost onto here sometimes when it isn't my daily puns or going live posts and I feel kinda bad about it when I remember. Ya boi is kind of a dumbass like that haha

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I don't like drinking with ghosts. They can't handle their boos.

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I wanted to learn how to drive stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.

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Act 3 side quests! Playing more Expedition 33 tonight! Come say hi!
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Did you know that tennis is the noisiest sport to watch? It's because all the players raise a racket.

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6:30 is the best time on an analog clock... Hands down.

I showed a few people this and they said I should try. So why not? But the question is.... Which do you want to see my PNG wearing??
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Custom music in rhythm games is SO good! You ever beat people up to the tune of Umapyoi Legend?
#deadasdisco

Trying out something new today! I'm gonna play a few game demos and see how I like them!
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Why shouldn't you gossip while in a corn field? Too many ears around.

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Did you know that coffee is the silent victim in my house? It gets mugged every day.

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The artist thought his favourite paint had been stolen, but it was just a pigment of his imagination.