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Latest posts by newhullabaloo.bsky.social on Bluesky

Baby, now you’re in big danger,👻🫣
Drinking your *coffee* with a stranger.🥂🤪
Walking on the cracking ice —❄️🔥😜🌊
You should think — not once, not twice...🧐…🤣

26.10.2025 21:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😂

26.10.2025 20:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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😜…😂

26.10.2025 14:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

On Monday, let’s meet at the cemetery,
At our place.
On Monday, I’ll show you my spooky gallery
Of my school days.
And we won’t stand still
When the time comes to wake the dead —
Our little crime, my friend,
Our task on those cursed hills,
Among dust and bones,
Listening to their cursing trills. 👻

25.10.2025 18:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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On Sunday, I just can’t be bothered to wake up
On this sunny Sunday everyone will be out laughing and walking,
While I’ll be sleeping like the dead.
And you’d better not wake me tomorrow —
Forget me with all my beautiful sorrow.

25.10.2025 18:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Si un solo salto en paracaídas ya cuenta, imagina lo divertido que será saltar un trillón de veces… sobre todo si tienes toda la eternidad por delante. 😎🪂

25.10.2025 15:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lo sé, lo rodaron en la Tierra... en el patio trasero de Elon Musk.🤫 😁🚀🌎🫣👽

24.10.2025 20:52 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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“Well, I finally found it — the house! It’s an early LaRue, no doubt about it… but just so you know, I’m not paying a penny over ten million!” 🧐……🤣🤣🤣

24.10.2025 20:32 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

No hay que entristecerse, no están listos.
Algunos aún no lo están,
otros ya lo están,
y a algunos les llevará un año,
a otros cincuenta,
y a algunos no les bastará ni toda la eternidad.

24.10.2025 19:07 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Остров невезения

24.10.2025 06:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Take me back to your spooky town,
that white, ghostly city.
No time now to wear a frown —
let’s play the spotted villain and his funny victim 👻

23.10.2025 22:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤣🤣🤣

23.10.2025 21:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It’s something wrong with you today,
boy — are you deaf? Don’t hear what I say?
You’ll be enlightened now, somehow…
just tell me — wow!

22.10.2025 19:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I must invite Brother Inquisitor —
he wanted to see how it works,
this execution site…
Before it changes its address
or its position.
On top of that,
he must also give the owners
his permission:
‘No changing any addresses
or positions!‘…🤣🤣🤣

22.10.2025 19:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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“And who could that be? (Tall, blue-eyed… quite the interesting type… not a trace of guilt or shame 🥰)”

20.10.2025 17:07 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Неужели с утра всё должно быть плохо
Самое начало дня, и стоит ли в нём ожидать подвоха?

20.10.2025 12:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And he who was a hunter became the victim.
And he who loved Falernian vine and roses —
his grace —
from He who stayed over all of it…
on the water, with Moses.

19.10.2025 18:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Both — if there’s one mind behind them.
And it doesn’t matter the name of the movie —
that mind is…
If someone persists, he’ll find it anyway,
in the dark room,
and tWo more, in a double-embroidered symbol.
With him — his fate and his doom.

19.10.2025 18:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Ивашка из Дворца пионеров (Ivashka Iz Dvorca Pionerov) 1981 - Золотая коллекция Soyuzmulfilm
YouTube video by Советские мультфильмы - Золотая коллекция СССР Ивашка из Дворца пионеров (Ivashka Iz Dvorca Pionerov) 1981 - Золотая коллекция Soyuzmulfilm

youtu.be/Y2J7Rwd-kLM?...

19.10.2025 13:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you don’t have a dog — the neighbor won’t poison it
No fights with a friend — if a friend doesn’t visit
If you’ve got no house — no fire to burn it down
And if there’s no wife — no reason to frown
She won’t run off with some guy to another town

17.10.2025 16:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Especialmente si uno tiene el valor de ir un poco más allá,
y mirar la fecha, y todo lo demás.
El misterio de la Esfinge.
Los juegos del Logos.

17.10.2025 14:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The owner is gone to the valley of shadows — who will feed me?🚀🔴☢️👻🫣…🤣

17.10.2025 13:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
a woman blowing a dandelion in a field . ALT: a woman blowing a dandelion in a field .

🤣🤣🤣

16.10.2025 21:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Don't Talk to Strangers
YouTube video by The Beau Brummels - Topic Don't Talk to Strangers

youtu.be/nwiyK9HXAlA?...

16.10.2025 19:21 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

It’s just counting money, just math
After all this, honey, you should take a bath
And you’re not afraid of any danger
You already made love… 1
Made love…2
M̶a̶d̶(e̶) love…3… with a stranger ❤️🤪😜🤣

16.10.2025 19:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If we all united, full of rage and fun,
We could piss straight up — right onto the sun!
Let it hiss, let it scream, let it steam with disdain —
We’ve had enough of burning in its flame.🤪🌞😝

16.10.2025 19:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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👍

16.10.2025 18:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not fade away ❌
Not tomorrow, 👻
Not today. 🤪
It’s already midnight — 🕛
Time to sleep, 😴
At the bottom of that starry abyss, wide and deep.✨🌙

15.10.2025 21:16 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

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