Want my face squished sooooo bad π£π£
Oh no! How embarrassing, I guess now you'll have to flee back to the city π
I can tell U R a QT βΊοΈ
Wrawrrrrr!!!
Good boy behavior π
Con drop is just a drop in potty using ability π€
Seriously, I loved card games as a kid and just know how soul crushing it would be to see your favorite hobby become a capitalist money making scheme π
I tried to collect some cards after playing the phone game a while ago and gave up when I realized all the product was scalped lol. Apparently it's been a problem ever since COVID π₯²
One of my highlights from CAP was def getting a change in the middle of a room party π and everyone writing on my diaper π
(Change by: @brositter.bsky.social, 5/5 stars)
I would've had to take a realllll close look π *snoof*
Yes and yes βΊοΈ
Back Goalsssss π€€π€€
I didn't spurt all CAP and now my brain is a huffy mush π₯΄. Can't stop thinking of all the big boy stuff that happened while I was just waddling on in my diapers π₯΅
Mmmm sink prosecco
Warning β οΈ: Leak imminent
Is this the dark age play I keep hearing about π±
Okay I got it now
I don't get it π
The cinematography π
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"is that the-?"
"The polo tank top dress? yeah it is :)"
Edging? Nono, I'm huffy maxing π
Ohhh nooo the *horror*! π«£
Woofies πΆπΆ
Trying shortalls today and headspace goes brrrrrrrr βΊοΈππ
Born to eeep, forced to socialize π
When @dadpupbandit.bsky.social tells you gym shorts liners arenβt needed.
RIP: Rest In Pamps
Getting really excited for CAP! Can't wait to meet everyone βΊοΈ
Perfect little cage βΊοΈ