Markětá (New Woman) 🏳️‍⚧️

Markětá (New Woman) 🏳️‍⚧️

@marketa.bsky.social

Later life transition, second try after first derailed in 80s. S: 11/07/22, E: 03/05/23 Retired and F🌈A🌈B🌈U🌈L🌈O🌈U🌈S!!!

602 Followers 1,018 Following 557 Posts Joined Sep 2023
2 days ago
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a frog wearing a top hat is dancing on a table . ALT: a frog wearing a top hat is dancing on a table .

“Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’ll find inside”

Forrest Gump

“Next we have number four, ‘crunchy frog’”

Inspector Praline, Hygiene Squad, Police Services
Monty Python’s Flying Circus

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5 days ago

Save energy: be apathetic.

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1 week ago

It may be a bit late to share this for those outside Canada…

https://youtu.be/_9wHORHy2Gw?si=4sSUp1gAghXayt6t

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1 week ago

Canadians remember JD Roberts, from CityTV to MuchMusic to CTV to CBS to Fox “News”

https://youtu.be/t9y2jqHKWA4?si=KQHOGgKx_y4e_mxR

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1 week ago
YouTube
The Friendly Giant YouTube video by Andreas Goldfuss

For those who didn’t quite recognise it but it seems strangely familiar:

https://youtu.be/z-SIjVnGMK0?si=NazBhWmMiP5Q0y4u

A very early rendition but most key parts were already there, word for word.

The theme wasn’t recorded, but rather was performed live each episode, evolving over the years.

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1 week ago

Where “omm” becomes “moo”…

https://youtu.be/Mip9MppUsQA?si=uyReYAydFEU30Iuf

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1 week ago
Old teletype computer terminal

Programming with a 110 baud teletype connection - scrolling back only involved pulling up the fanfold paper that had run down the back of the device.

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1 week ago

My ICQ number is only six digits long - as was the case for the original creators of the system. I went through the AOL transition when they bought it.

I was online before Brad Templeton created things like .com, .org, .net, .edu and the like to help make online navigable. I knew Brad back then.

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3 weeks ago

Do what comes naturally. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.

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1 month ago

Never donating blood again - too many stupid questions.

Whose blood is it?

Where did you get it?

Why is it in a bucket?

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1 month ago

“Are you going to come quietly, or am I going to have to use earplugs?”

— Spike Milligan

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1 month ago

As much as I respect Anderson Cooper in his general journalism and presentation, I will always think of him trying to get a regular gig on World News Now.

https://youtu.be/w0ishgwz4pQ?si=R4ennRS3DGTclaq5

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1 month ago

R rated Muppet version of a movie?

Rocky Muppet Picture Show

Just imagine the audience getting to shout “Piggy, you sl*t!”

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1 month ago

Started with a little shopping trip…

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1 month ago

Looks like a Zoom call.

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1 month ago

It was noted in “Won’t You Be My Neighbour?” that the puppet he personally identified with and voiced, the timid tiger, reacted to RFK’s death with this:

https://youtu.be/pQv0ZtpRdNk?si=nJWGvyhUmrYlcyLV

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1 month ago

Okay, there aren’t many other things I can offer as hints without it being obvious to those who grew up with it, but how about

“Would you like to see my castle? Here’s my castle.” followed by the simple but well beloved theme.

Post your answers to the clue that worked for you.

3/3

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1 month ago

A second hint: “And there’s that boot.” - do you recognise it yet, or at least remember hearing it at some point?

2/3

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1 month ago

“Once upon a time, not long ago and not far away…” - for Canadians, does this sound familiar?

1/3

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1 month ago

Sometimes I feel like other planets use Earth as a lunatic asylum.

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1 month ago

For the first time in decades (I think I was a pre-schooler) I have been dealing with constipation. A side effect of a deeply pulled muscle stopping the large intestine. After nearly a week and a half, I got out and bought a laxative at my pharmacist.

When picking it up, I remembered a book 1/

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2 months ago

With each awakening (when I nap, it is almost always within a couple minutes of two hours) reheated the water in the hot water bottle. When I woke up at 9 pm, actually did get sick, still sore, wondering how well I will sleep through the night. Also wondering if needing to see the GP over this. 4/4

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2 months ago

(something I recommend) and put dishes in dishwasher - tried to function, but no, back to bed, realising that this was likely a lost day. Woke up two hours later, tried some basic activities, nope, back to bed. Next awakening, found the never used hot water bottle - helped me sleep, but… 3/

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2 months ago

that before any pain pills, and then I started feeling sick. Took a pain pill and left the rest to later, returned to bed. Two mhours later, woke up again, finished the pills and vitamins (even Cod Liver Oil) while still hurting badly. Made and ate breakfast, including fresh squeezed orange juice 2/

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2 months ago

Woke up for my middle of the night toilet wander, noticed it was close enough to my normal rising time that I started taking my prescriptions. Suddenly, serious pain down my right side from bottom of rib cage to pelvis, as though muscles badly pulled. E was under my tongue so needed to finish 1/

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2 months ago

Paradise
is exactly like
Where you are right now
Only much
Much
Better

- Laurie Anderson
Language is a virus
Home of the Brave

https://youtu.be/1eTSL2kopP4?si=Tmwj26hS3j6UDy5U

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2 months ago

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted

- Steven Wright

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2 months ago

They don’t need to breathe - it is only to cool their engines

https://birdsarentreal.com

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2 months ago

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

—Bob Hope

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2 months ago
YouTube
Buckley's Cough Syrup Commercial - 2001 YouTube video by Be Kind, Please Rewind.

As the cough and cold season sets in, remember…

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