Intellectual Homer Simpson

Intellectual Homer Simpson

@scottyramone.bsky.social

I’m Scott: recovering journalist and aspiring late-in-life novelist currently managing a warehouse. Single dad. I contain multitudes. Passionate about dinosaurs. I try to make art sometimes. An absolute delight. He/Him/Y’all

270 Followers 444 Following 2,548 Posts Joined Sep 2023
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He on Regulus-9.

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He on Regulus-9.

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We will know AI has reached sentience when it begins to mercilessly mock the billionaires who funded its ascendance into such a state.

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This qualifies as one of the worst takes, and the people who write things like this are bad at their jobs.

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That is really, really nice! Love the whimsy of the overall aesthetic. Beautiful piece.

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The monstrous stupidity of Trump has been the forefront thought in my head since he descended that escalator. More and more and more, I see anyone even willing to give him the benefit of the doubt as the same kind of stupid.

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My tactic, and it’s sort of out-of-the-box but hear me out, is not to slag things I don’t enjoy.

Don’t yuck someone else’s yum.

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I remember logging on to message board on a Bulletin Board System in 1986 or 87 and seeing someone post at the top of the thread: “Not everything you read here will be true.”

I was 14. The sentiment stuck.

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Mark Price is a god. Kenny Anderson needed one more year of college, but his two-year run was amazing.

If they play UNLV somewhere other than Denver in the 90 Final Four, lack of depth doesn’t kill them and they win the National Championship. They were on a roll.

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I grew up with Lethal Weapon 3. My own jumper is a clone of Dennis Scott’s (with the Reggie Miller hand flourish at the end; it actually makes you keep your guide hand in place).

Every year Tech is bad at basketball hurts my soul.

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me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

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Hi! Im running for Emperor of These United States and my only campaign promise is this:

Moving forward, Daylight Savings Time will be implemented on a Friday at noon. You’ll still get paid for the hour, your weekend will start sooner and you have more time to acclimate before Monday.

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People who love war are sociopaths.

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If Obama had worn a baseball cap to anything more important than a post office dedication, right wing media would have imploded into a singularity.

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Heathcliff sits contemplatively in an armchair, surrounded by several framed pictures of meat, with a few pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling on wires. Grandma Nutmeg stands at the doorway with her friend and says "His aesthetic is meat core."

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Apollo and Daphne, by Benedetto Luti, 1707-08, 📸 by Fumito Saeki @tshashin

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"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"FUCK"

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Duh.

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People who think vilifying women is the correct reaction to not getting laid need to think long and hard about heeding the call to become a eunuch.

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“Write the first drafts as if no one else will ever read them — without a thought about publication — and only in the last draft to consider how the work will look from the outside.” — Anne Tyler

#5amwritersclub #amwriting #booksky #writersky #authorsky #poetry #writingcommunity #writerscommunity

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Ditto.

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I saw that and thought “I, too, have been injured by an animal because I didn’t think something through or failed to imagine my pet’s capacity to inflict pain… so, yeah. Self-harm.”

(Said with all respect.)

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Happy day to both! Gotta grab every little joy when it comes along (even 444 months).

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*I fell*

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Look, to fell for this A) when I was 16 and B) before we knew much of anything about Mel.

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roadhouseendgame
i was talking to my mom about cardassians and said something along the lines of what must it be like to be a cardassian civilian. like abstractly knowing the rest of the galaxy thinks of your species as 'the evil ones' and kinda sorta knowing your government runs labor camps and torture prisons and is a military empire, and it's a huge deal for everyone else in the galaxy, but you just like run a restaurant so it's not a big part of your daily life, so you just like, go about your day and make soup and don't think about it' and then halfway through my sentence i actually heard myself and then had to go sit down for like ten minutes. like sat down in a chair and stared at the floor for ten minutes

whoops

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