Game: Marx Karl
Console: Nintendo Wii
Created by: Quake
Uploaded on: April 16th, 2009
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Game: Marx Karl
Console: Nintendo Wii
Created by: Quake
Uploaded on: April 16th, 2009
βMaybe the citizens of this so-called βHappy Townβ aren't actually happy. Perhaps they are actually in a dictatorship run by Gaster.β
23.02.2026 20:09 β π 148 π 50 π¬ 2 π 1βEVIL! THESE THINGS ARE RULED BY SATAN!β
βI began tearing up. "Why Lego Brick, WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME"? I screame as I took the Lego brick and threw it into the garbage. I went back into my room and saw all my Lego sets built together as one big demon.β
22.02.2026 04:02 β π 152 π 43 π¬ 2 π 1βWilliam kept saying how he was truly not gay. Stalking women on weeks on end was good proof that he wasn't gay. William criticised other straight men for not constantly proving that they weren't gay.β
21.02.2026 03:06 β π 55 π 7 π¬ 5 π 0I didnβt actually check the original story before posting
What is that ending???
βI was horrified, as when I cut in, I did find a door, but it led to outside... now, not the outside we know and love. No, this was morbid.β
20.02.2026 19:15 β π 57 π 11 π¬ 4 π 0After playing it, she's a girl now.
20.02.2026 01:13 β π 62 π 11 π¬ 1 π 0βThis story is about a girl whose father makes a Sonic Adventure from a Zelda Game's N64 Cartridge, and the Girl gives it to one of her friends. After he plays it, the boy's life is forever changedβ
20.02.2026 01:11 β π 71 π 19 π¬ 1 π 1Console: Virtual Gameboy Color Advance 3DSi XL lite SP
Created by: 1992zepeda
Uploaded on: February 22nd, 2011
ββI'm sorry Dende, Gohan..... he...he killed himself....β Piccolo was holding back tears. Dende said, βDid you try wishing him back with the Dragonballs?β Piccolo facepalmed himself and said, βWhy didn't I think of that? I'm such an idiot.ββ
19.02.2026 16:51 β π 78 π 29 π¬ 1 π 0cannot stop testing my markers on kindness luigi it seems
19.02.2026 02:18 β π 1598 π 522 π¬ 20 π 1βThe tombstone said, βR.I.P Son Gohan, The Son of Son Goku, Chi Chi. Strong Fighter, and a very Smart boy.ββ
19.02.2026 04:45 β π 66 π 21 π¬ 2 π 1all the videos are out now
19.02.2026 02:15 β π 48 π 12 π¬ 5 π 1βI have found out something extraordinary. At 9:32 AM today, 82.78% of all Pokemon players have come across one of these strange cards. 0% died. 0% were officially injured.β
19.02.2026 00:03 β π 79 π 21 π¬ 6 π 0Fairly certain I have the best following tab on this site
18.02.2026 03:05 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Game: Mario Time
Console: Nintendo Wii U
Created by: cakey
Uploaded on: December 1st, 2012
βHe peaks inside to find Ganondorf, and then Ganondorf smiles and looks at him. Normally. But then, Link pulls out a gun, and shoots him right the fucking head, just like Mido.β
18.02.2026 01:47 β π 72 π 22 π¬ 4 π 0proud to announce yoshi will
doo doo!
βI then googled Toby Fox's phone number hoping for info He answered the call I told him what happened he said this... βSome things are met to be kept aloneββ
17.02.2026 21:48 β π 115 π 37 π¬ 5 π 0βBut the strange thing, all the computer were plugged in, all, 25,500. All around my house.β
17.02.2026 17:03 β π 63 π 18 π¬ 3 π 1Game: Pre-Owned Game
Console: PlayStation 2
Created by: TheSlyder
Uploaded on: February 26th, 2010
"I was both scared and confused at what had just happened. But before I could think about what caused it to shut down like that, I realized my computer's tower was on fire. I threw it out the window, and I knew that I had enough for the night, so I got ready for bed."
16.02.2026 23:45 β π 100 π 38 π¬ 1 π 1βTHE COVORβ
βOky, so you're not going to believe this; but there's a album by the EACH BOYS called frown, which is a sequel to smile. unlike smile, only brin wilson knows about this album, because everyone else in the beach bois had ther brains wiped.β
16.02.2026 22:18 β π 129 π 50 π¬ 2 π 1βI started the game, and Sonic and Tails were placed in the dreadful name of 'Dead Bodies Zone Act 1.3.β In case you did not know, 13 is the other number of the Devil, A.K.A Satan. I almost peed.β
16.02.2026 19:49 β π 131 π 40 π¬ 4 π 0going to the doctor as a chronically ill person like:
16.02.2026 09:49 β π 92 π 25 π¬ 0 π 0βthe victims appear to be in perfect health, apart from the fact that they're βdeadβ.β
16.02.2026 04:34 β π 205 π 81 π¬ 7 π 3βOne time I was home alone at night and I was in my room and I heard a loud noise downstairs so I walked down the stairs...
And nothing happened.β
Game: Rage guy comics VS Youtube Poop
Console: PlayStation 3
Created by: Duka
Uploaded on: November 10th, 2011
Game: Toad
Console: Nintendo GameCube
Created by: partyboy2
Uploaded on: February 23rd, 2010