Burrito, Son of Naruto

Same bc all the minimalist artwork I can think of out of that decade are from stone cold classics (channel orange, skeleton tree, mbdtf, you want it darker etc) but I also am very bad at remembering albums I dont like so could very easily be forgetting

And yet hear you are🙄 (can I join now)

guy: the economy feels bad right now. i’m struggling more than i used to

economist: according to my data, it says right here, “nope”

Who can forget this classic line from David Fincher’s “The Killer”

Why does it always look like they're counting on you being too shocked or polite to say anything 😩 who do these folks think they are😭

The MCU is like a recurring psoriasis problem atp 😩

Extremely based list I almost had Alien, Nightmare on Elm Street, Eternal Sunshine & Beetlejuice on mine!

It's a movie?? Why did I think it was another miniseries this whole time

10 Films to get to know me
Mind Game
Heathers
Chicken Little
El Topo
Wes Craven's A New Nightmare
Perfect Blue
Whiplash
Deep Red
Ratatouille
Being John Malkovich

Alhamdullilah, greetings my sister in the lord

Low-res image of the Tiffany Gomas airplane incident wherein she is removed from an airplane after breaking down over a fellow passenger being a supposedly unreal mother f——ker. Caption reads: that mother f——ker back there is not real

She was talking about magenta ❤️

Smoke, Drink, Despair

Had a dream a few days ago wherein weed had been legal and normalised so long it fully neoliberalised and dudes were at the weed cafe asking if the preroll was "single origin" and I have been thinking about it ever since

Oh man this makes me so happy

As Twitter dies trolls are looking at other media outlets to engage. Hide their replies. Then go to their profile and block them. Never engage. They will soon tire of their trolling if they get no response. Peace and Harmony prevails when we stick together.

Reminder that Deadline, The Hollywood Reporter, and Variety are all owned by a member of the AMPTP, so any story from any of them which asserts divisions within SAG-AFTRA and which is only backed up by anonymous sources should be taken with a grain of salt, to say the very least.

It's actually mad. They make you unfollow them the instant you leave their profile

Mom where do babies come from? Yeah Mary, where DO babies come from?

Is that what the mysterious and illusive Irish hello is or

Gender is a performance and Abe Lincoln got shot at my show

beachwhale listen! and marvel! as i flagellate myself!

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Damn. Free my homies on that other app frfr

Do what you feel now. Electric eel now.

the gap in my resume?? yeah I was unemployed. I wasn’t doing jack shit. I watched seinfeld and forgot every transferable skill I knew, happiest I’ve ever been

Why did nobody ever just take a glock to voldemort smh the terf is such a bad writer