Relationship so healthy that the worst arguments we have is just me scolding my wife for consuming the sidewalls on her thumbnails
may be broke but that will never stop us from getting a sweet treat and caffeine 💅
checkmate, liberals.
my wife hard for Tender Defender
Madcap Fortnite x Leon Kennedy is my otp
alpha Mrs Puff x omega Mr Krabs slow burn dark romance enemies to lovers werewolves AU
yes lmaoooo
craving the deep, soul-rending itch of a freshly healing tattoo
gender envy
i really rocked up to the dr yesterday and got called old as hell
“i dread to think of how many young fanboys use AI to sexualize pictures of Amy (Rose) and then knock one out over them”
-some guy
got on fortnite just to play Super Pet World for hours and absolutely no matches of actual fortnite
Only natural u have ASS score for real!
POOBEAST
it’s time to play my horse game again YEAHHHHHHH
I LOVR YOU
thinkin abt the time my ex lied about the type of car he had to me (for NOOOO reason) and then when I showed it to my best friend, she was like “uhhhh… that is NOT the same he’s got a lower trim level by a severe amount.”
Anyway im now engaged to that best friend 🧡🤍🩷
Jurassic world Alive has become my dopamine booster of choice lately. dinosaurs are so cute n cool
walked down the stairs in a Very Normal manner and my knee decided halfway down to just start radiating with pain. am i what the kids call “unc”
i get pissed off really easy when i am driving, but for a while now i have been trying to not get as mad at what i consider dumb driving if no one is actively in danger. so to make myself less irritated i’ve been telling myself “they probably just gotta shit REAL bad.” and honestly that helps a lot
mayor McCheese x Mickey Mouse mpreg
ah, yes, my semi-annual reminder that i am in fact severely mentally ill
I love sharks 🦈
#art #shark
thank you poopman, this is why ur my goat
she groan on my tube til she EOOOOOOUUUUURRRRRRP
want an Italian greyhound real bad. Gimme that buggy eyed babyyyyy
My fiancée is so CUTE
morbin time
HRGFEDHIHFRDASDFG theres a crack on the seam of my apartment’s wall and ceiling. Who put that there
chew chew munch munch
