Xavier 🍉

UGGHH, THIS IS EMBARRASSING!

*He loudly complains but doesn't say anything other than that before awkwardly climbing on. He doesn't say a single peep because he knows damn well he's not gonna stop complaining once he starts.*

OHWHA!? You want to know about me?? Uh, what would you like to know?

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// The Chihuahua is named Pudding 💔

Ah, this is Higanbana Coffee! A café! We serve freshly baked pastries and brewed coffee, oh but if you have a greater preference for tea we have that on the menu too.

Have I ever told you how incredibly intimidating you are? You can outspeed CARS?!

Either way, it's not like I have much of a choice if I want to make sure that idiot's fine.

*He huffs, awkwardly standing in place as he attempted to figure out where to hold on to W...*

So we 𝘢𝘳𝘦 slacking off, hm?

*He says in a joking manner.*

Of course we can talk, dear! Any topic of interest while I clean up the beans?

...

*He finally relents and lets out a small huff.*

Fine, there won't be some crazy side effect if I did that right?

Well, what did you want to talk about that's something work related, Aken?

Ahh... That's what you meant by that- geh- Yeahsorryforassuming...

*He mumbles out, coming off as gibberish if W didn't hear him right.*

And fine, I guess! If it's better if I tagged along because that clingy bastard worries about me or something!

*Castor seems a little confused at first. They didn't look like any animal he's seen before, probably because they look robotic but who is he to judge? A paying customer is a paying customer and he can't say no to that!*

Welcome, welcome! Come on in!

Hahaha! Hehe.. Trying to slack off again, Aken?

*He calms down from laughing, wiping the tear from his face and quickly going back to teasing his poor friend at every chance he gets.*

I can't tell if you're sarcastic or not but I'm trying my best to at least be helpful okay!? Not my fault I don't stick around him like a lost puppy the same way he does to me!

Oh, a new customer! Welcome, welcome, come on in!

Hehe, thank you for the compliment, I decorated the whole place myself!

Well, dear, what can I get for you?

*He says while handing over a small laminated paper with the available types of coffee brews and pastries the café offers.*

AHAHA!! But it was so fun! Ahh, Aken, you're such a riot! I've never experienced something so- HAHAHAHAHahaha- Ack- hehe... I haven't laughed that hard in ages!

Unfortunately, we can't use this anymore, unless you want extremely bitter coffee, hehe!

// Rip queen 🙏 They hated women winning

... ... Pfft-

PHWAHAHAHAHA! Did you see the look on our faces?! HAHAHA!! We we're so engrossed in our debate over- over that silly hotdog sandwiches or hotdog tacos we didn't- HAHAHA!!!

Ah- OH! OH PAWD THE COFFEE BEANS!

*He scrambles to turn off the stove and cover the pan with a lid to prevent the smoke from spreading. Burnt coffee is not a great thing to smell if you walk into a cafe.*

Hey! What's with that smirk?! Are you messing with me, Aken! You're not going to convince me with whatever hotdog taco you're talking about, even if you mean it as a joke!

Does hotdog taco sound better to you??? It sounds like two different things mashed together!

HAH? INFURRNO? HOW DID- You're intimidating, W.

Mixed species cafe that won't let you in..? I don't think I've ever seen that. Then again I don't go to cafes so I wouldn't notice.

All I know it's a bakery that serves anyone ran by a family of dalmatians. The Pain family bakery is what its called?

Calling a hotdog sandwich a taco sounds wrong, I get the logic but... No. I'm not going to agree to that.

Hey, you did ask where he might be. It's not like I was going to give you his address anyway. Pretty weird to do that plus his dad works for that apawcalypse control thing, he's not going to find it pleasant if a stranger showed up at their house.

And yeah, the bakery. You could try there, maybe?

Oh, hmm. This is the first time I've heard about him being attacked so I don't really know...

Possible places he can be is that bread shop his family likes or his home.

I-is a hotdog a sandwich..? It's a big debate from what I heard. The reasoning is since the buns are on the sides and not on the top or bottom it can't be classified as a sandwich.

No- no he didn't, uh... I don't even want to ask how you know her nor that time travelling business-

All I can guess they might've been in this park before I got here.

Aaaawawa! Alright! Let's talk about something else, we don't have to dwell on that if it's an uncomfortable topic!

Say- Haaave you ever wondered if a hotdog is a sandwich?

*He stammers out, what a smooth way to transition to a different subject.*

// THAT'S EVEN WORSE ME WHEN I HAVE BEEF WITH A 9 YEAR OLD

Aken, how could I not worry about it? I can continue teaching you the basics of making coffee, I- Are you alright, dear?

// Me when I have beef with a 12 year old