𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝙲𝙺𝙶𝚁𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙳 𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃!

All I'll say is... I wouldn't make that choice.

As much as I love to mess with him, I can't advise payback.

Well.....

You said it, not me... haha...

Well... maybe you should give yourself a second chance and try a little anger management...?

Or find another way to get back at whoever makes you upset, maybe?

Haha, yeah... that doesn't sound like anything to be proud of.

The trick is to make it something you already do, so you can reward yourself without changing anything!

Ashamed to admit I slept through the turn of the year.

Like a total dork would.

You know, I look pretty good for 17!

...I did have to spend several hours pulling confetti from my hair though...

And yet here we are.

Your refusal means nothing to me.

Sounds like I have some social calls to make.

;3

Aww, come on, you know it'd be fun!

Forever doomed to have the slowest time "running" a mile.

Not that I particularly mind, of course!

No no no, you lost the right to play that card the moment you made every student bear witness to a degree of divine power, that era of your life is over.

Besides, I'm far too invested now to simply give up on finding out what happened.

:)

Oh dont act like you aren't the most secretive dog in town.

I'm amazed you're even honest about your name some days.

It's called drawing attention to your secrets, dork.

Always so melodramatic, arent you?

Come onnnn you gotta gimme something!

You cant just say that and not spill any of the tea dude.

I wasnt distracted!

I just... lost track of time, thats all! I'm not THAT easily distracted...

....

Maybe...

Sometimes a nap after school is nice...

Even if its accidental.

//

// This may or may not be an excuse for me to mention one leg Luna again because i think its neat

Haha... don't have to wonder too much...

// Oomf is... potentially lost media...?

Yeah, yeah, dont spend it all in one place.

𝘚𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘦…

That's great, but... With all due respect, I don't do it to make money.

Sure, I could absolutely do something else and make easy money, but there would be no passion in it. I do what I do simply because its what I like to do.

Tempting....

But someone has to keep up to date on every other dog's business, and I'm too young to retire.

// "really want to get into character" LMAO insane

Gotta start typing with my teeth to really get a feel for the character...

// Punishment for being the worst writer ever

//used the same sprite twice gotta cut my hands off