Chrissy

Getting a “fifth” would mean a single additional piercing in ONE ear.

I said I have two per ear and so the “third” was implicitly “per ear” 🙄

🙄 someone’s being a miss smarty pants

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Pronouns: She/Her
Height: 5'7"
Shoe: 7.5
Zodiac: Gemini
Smoke: No thanks, I already had cancer
Tattoos: 2, left wrist & right shoulder blade
Piercings: Two per ear, wondering where to get my third
Fav drink: Amaretto sour 🤤

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Can I ask what made you suspect DVT?

Oh shit… it sucks that you had to insist for something that could be life threatening 🤯

🥺 what happened??

Someone just called me a “life saving angel” 🥰

Just sayin’ 🤓

A pop up message from LinkedIn congratulating me on my performance in the Zip Line game and claiming it’s better than 75% of the other users named Christine

… 🤨

Thanks, I guess?

My 12 yo son’s friend is over for dinner and we just finished the meal (spaghetti).

- Me: Do you want something for dessert? Yogurt? Apple? Cookie?

- Him, tapping his belly: No thanks, I have to stay healthy for soccer.

Wtf?

D’uh*

Quand j’ai emménagé avec mon conjoint, nous avions chacun un DVD de Edward Scissorhands. Alors j’ai mis le mien dans la pile de cadeau (emballé, d’un). C’est ma tante qui l’a pigé. Turns out que c’est le film qu’elle et mon oncle ont écouté à leur première date 😍😍😍

Anecdote cute plus que cocasse:

Dans ma famille maternelle, quand j’étais plus jeune, on faisait souvent des échanges de cadeau. Au début des piges, puis des échanges de choses utiles mais dont on n’avait plus personnellement besoin.

Honestly, I was really disturbed at the end. I’ve watched a LOT of fucked up stuff but… that topped them all.

“Lots of people make bad choices!”

Uhhhh… that wasn’t a “bad choice”...

Every now and then, the chef at my workplace steps out of his kitchen, crosses the hallway and steps into my office with yummy amuse-bouche varieties he wants someone’s opinion on.

David, please always let me be that someone 😍🤤🤤

So I guess that’s why it’s earlier than yours?
Just a guess, I admit I haven’t read into it.

From what I’ve gathered the basis of Thanksgiving is acknowledging and feasting around the crops gathered all summer?

By the end of October, all the trees are bare and the ground freezes every night. I’ve spent many halloweens dressed as a princess or whatnot, with a winter coat underneath 😅

And Canadian thanksgiving is mid-October LOL
So it’s before Halloween…

It’s not really a thing in Quebec?Maybe some families get together. But for most people around me anyway, it’s just a much-needed 3-day weekend lol

“Celebrated” thanksgiving? 😳

It's a form of self love to be selective with who you allow in your space.

a woman is standing in a kitchen with the words i wish i could written on her face . ALT: a woman is standing in a kitchen with the words i wish i could written on her face .

We could all learn a thing or two from Phoebe 😅

Good job on packing your lunch last night, Chrissy 🤦‍♀️

I remember feeling cheated when he didn’t die in The Martian.

🤣 which show?

How 5pm in Montreal looks like after going back to standard time. 😭

This is the first time I hear about the concept of a campus food pantry. What an amazing service! Can I ask which university you’re at?

Feeling very B-rated today 😔

Bug neglect is what it is. He was your friend!

This is Rosie.

Rosie spent 15 minutes opening and closing her wings on my daughter’s finger as we carved the Halloween pumpkin.

Apparently, Rosie doesn’t like fruit juice, but she finds pumpkin flesh very yummy.

Let’s hope Rosie is still there tomorrow morning 😌

“When’s he coming back? 😔”
#doglife