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WoffleHouse

@wofflecone.bsky.social

26 || He/Him || Grassy Samoyed + Others NSFW Furry Writer, minors begone πŸ”ž Generally friendly, usually busy, too often an optimist, always up to meet new friends! PFP by NoirButt!

1,309 Followers  |  1,485 Following  |  2,338 Posts  |  Joined: 20.09.2023
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Posts by WoffleHouse (@wofflecone.bsky.social)

My one goal in growing every day is to be that much more of an inconvenience to the general community. I live so that other people can be inconvenienced by my truly impressive and constantly growing bulk πŸ₯°

05.03.2026 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Birthday Mofth!! <3
Even with the hose running, please feed me as much cake lard as possible bweheheh!

#fatfur #blob

05.03.2026 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0
#fatfur #fat #hyper #hyperass

#fatfur #fat #hyper #hyperass

party crasher

04.03.2026 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1286    πŸ” 345    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm tired of my job brrrooooo

I am an accountant for an HAVC company, customer service for a nonprofit, and now they're trying to have me take on a customer service role because I have a kind voice.

Being burnt out of my job becomes even harder when they keep adding things on me to do.

05.03.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Creature full of stuffing...

Commission for @onyxiacc.bsky.social

05.11.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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comm for @arthrosikes.bsky.social!

16.02.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 688    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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CW: HYPER

Re-Sketch of an ANCIENT Randevu doodle I made. NEW -> OLD

Installation of the Experimental WYVERN ENGINEℒ️ may cause cybernetic draconic manifestations within your proot.

05.03.2026 07:23 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Birthday @asheslitea.bsky.social!

05.03.2026 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 253    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Anthro opossum with a tire track marking across his middle getting cum-inflated into a massive orb by an anthro coyote with hyper nuts. The opossum is held up by his belly, paws totally off the floor.

Anthro opossum with a tire track marking across his middle getting cum-inflated into a massive orb by an anthro coyote with hyper nuts. The opossum is held up by his belly, paws totally off the floor.

// #Cumflation, #nsfw, #hyper //
Giving that tread marking a good stretching!
Colored sketch for @remishadow.bsky.social !
#art

05.03.2026 07:18 β€” πŸ‘ 264    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Commission for @berylium.bsky.social 🍰
#fatfur

04.03.2026 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1228    πŸ” 320    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0
Rear-view of Kazala laying on their belly, showing off their oversized balls

Rear-view of Kazala laying on their belly, showing off their oversized balls

For @teck.fluff.gay of their avali Kazala!

05.03.2026 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 267    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A blue dragon being lifted off the ground by its own stomach, looking back at itself and sighing in content.

A blue dragon being lifted off the ground by its own stomach, looking back at itself and sighing in content.

Some days you just got to eat your own weight in food, aaand even more on top of that... #stuffing #fatfur

commission for @raptor.is-grow.ing!

05.03.2026 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 405    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Some salient advice from a walking pair of cheeks! I'd say you take his tips and make sure you do this before boarding.

An amazing piece from the equally amazing @gigabonz.bsky.social, thank you so much for this!! A long time coming to get you to draw all this Flygon ass haha

05.03.2026 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 244    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Breeding machines and WET, SLOPPY donuts are such a perfect combo. That's like, the best sound of wet slapping that can ever be recorded.

04.03.2026 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Endurance Testing
For RayVahem

04.03.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2249    πŸ” 425    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0
Holo, a red dragon, standing with his back to the viewer. The background is filled entirely by an expanse of his yellow-scaled stomach. The black band of his belly display screen shows multiple errors and warnings.

Holo, a red dragon, standing with his back to the viewer. The background is filled entirely by an expanse of his yellow-scaled stomach. The black band of his belly display screen shows multiple errors and warnings.

How big am I? Not important. Let's focus on how much bigger I can still get~

Just put this one up on FA and had to share it here too. I fucking loooove this look for me. 99.99% belly~

By @softakita.bsky.social ! <3

#FurryArt #Inflation #FurryInflation

03.03.2026 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 335    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0
A low effort pencil drawing of a scorpion.

A low effort pencil drawing of a scorpion.

#LowEffortAnimalDrawing
#13: sorpin. deez nuts lemao

04.03.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
an impossibly obese, and tall, anthro german shephed belching after taking a bite out of a police car. His stomach is smothering a police office, while it looks like he's intentionally trying to push his weight onto it

an impossibly obese, and tall, anthro german shephed belching after taking a bite out of a police car. His stomach is smothering a police office, while it looks like he's intentionally trying to push his weight onto it

Oh, huh. Seems it's time for #macromarch

Might as well start it off strong by restating my thoughts about certain things, right?

#fatfur #macrofur #fatfurart #fatfurry

04.03.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 212    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

I found out today that Gulchin, the name of my tailmaw, is a double entendre. I got his name from a list of old English words for glutton, I picked one I thought was cute~

But now I know Gulchin is actually the Persian word for a flower picker or gardener. So he fits Woffle EVEN BETTER NOW

04.03.2026 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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fatty fat fat

09.02.2026 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 502    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

This Yeen is Struggling to pull up these shorts!

@bibbitixl.bsky.social !

17.02.2026 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 335    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course of course, I'll let you know when I find the too big underwear that turns me into Woffle and gives me giant nuts. It's a noble cause, I swear.

04.03.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my goodness, hi Zed Roo!!

04.03.2026 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh ew, that's disgusting. Time to just have your messaging platforms added on your profile to get people to reach out, easy!!

04.03.2026 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

At least you got to see your neighbor, Pyramid Head on the way in. They have a lovely garden, Ive heard.

04.03.2026 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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More voresky uplads!
This from @scottred.bsky.social :33

04.03.2026 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 340    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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more furry nsfw

04.03.2026 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 358    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1

I wish I had more confidence to reach out to mutuals on here. Like, all of you are hot and get very good art and I want to reach out but A N X I E T Y

I can only hope one day it will get easier~

04.03.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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(Part 5/5)

24.01.2026 07:19 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Free slushie day means I quench a fraction of my thirst…. >:) I’m still quite hungry though…. :(

Amazing sequence by @l0af.bsky.social 🩡
(Parts 1-4/5)

24.01.2026 07:19 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0