bad taste in Blorbos

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#appleradio

Intimidating guard dog📺⚡️

I think the high angels in #Hazbin start with one set of wings and then gain more as they get older / more powerful. This is definitely a sincere head canon and not an excuse so I don’t have to figure out how to fit six wings on a toddler.

You are singlehandedly raising the average height by several inches! Respect 🫡

I cannot help but notice a trend

If you see this, do it!

𖤐 pronouns: they/them
𖤐 height: 5'8"
𖤐 zodiac: Scorpio
𖤐 smoke: no
𖤐 tattoos: 5 😎
𖤐 piercings: 5 (8 holes total)
𖤐 fav color: 🩷💛🤍💚
𖤐 fav drink: ginger beer or any tropical fruit juice!

Yes… I painted him 😂

Full on patreon✨

Valentine's Niffty! Wished we could have seen her whole outfit so I took some artistic liberties!

standee bg by @/moonblasts
#niffty #HazbinHotelNiffty #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelFanart

A drawing of two figures with orb heads. One has a white orb, blue skin, purple dress, and yellow radiating hair/rays. The other has a black orb, purple skin, a dark red dress, and white/pink radiating hair/rays.

Orb romance. (Original designs by Bliz)

Cute!!!

Mine is fine for now, but I don't even know who's on the ballot 😩 so I need to do some research!

⚠️ Voter Registration Issues in TX ⚠️
From my Coven's Slack:
"And check your registration, babes! I checked mine with another witch yesterday and we both have registration issues. Note, I checked it last week and it was fine before."

#texasvoting #earlyvoting #fdt #vote

Ear flick for yall 🌝 #alastor

Run,Runaway
#voxval #StaticMoth

Alastor is leading Vox into a dance. Vox stumbles, trying to follow his steps. A: You’re much too stiff! I thought you said you could dance! HA! V: Shut up! I’m a better lead anyways A: prove it V: gladly Vox’s hands immediately claim Alastor’s waist and wrist, pulling him close. Alastor’s tail flag up

Vox takes confident strides, swinging Alastor around, controlling his movements. Alastor is annoyed at Vox’s overconfident and overstepping smug look A: HMPH! You call this ‘leading’?! You’re just pushing me around! Be more gentle, you oaf! V: oh? You want ‘gentle’? I can do ‘gentle’ Vox then dips Alastor low, the sudden drop makes Alastor wrap an arm and leg around Vox instinctually to keep himself from falling. Alastor’s breath leave him in an unexpected whoosh

Vox dips his head towards Alastor’s chest, pressing invisible lips to the fabric reverently. V: how’s this for ‘gentle’? Al? Alastor jerks his head up at the pressure he feels beneath his ribs at the gesture. He tries to glares at Vox but the flush on his cheeks betray any real heat behind his words. A: h-how dare- did you just- you… you are… confounding Alastor shoves himself away from Vox, shielding his blushing face, trying to gain some form of control V: w-was that too much? IM SORRY A: SHUT UP GENTLE IS JUST BORING THATS ALL V: HUH??? YOU’RE THE CONFOUNDING ONE!

📻📺 Dance me gently
#radiostatic #sparksduo

Alastor’s dad-mode quickly shifts to potential dad-in-law-mode.

#hazbinhotel #madmaid

Self-loathing, or illusion of being in control?
Or, maybe, both?

Headcannon, where Alastor docked his own tail.
On all of my AU artworks he is featured without one due to this.

#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelAlastor #Alastor

#Hazbinhotel #Madmaid

Happy Valentine's Day 💌💗

#hazbinhotel #chaggie #charliemorningstar #vaggi

My own investigation revealed that the lyrics on the music sheet match Alastor’s part in Stayed Gone! (found on bird app)

i want to add him to my Angel💅

The bg is slightly different from the official one, i admire the artists – drawing something even similar nearly killed me😭
#HazbinHotel #hazbinhotelfanart

服わからん #madmaid

#Radioapple
Nobody:
Alastor an d Lucifer in Valentine's day 2026:

Literally every part of your outfit is AMAZING

Age verification?
Two words: floppy disks

A handwritten note that says "Charlie: cinnamon roll. Pentious: pathetic little meow meow. Alastor: baby girl rat bastard."

Found a mystery note while tidying my desk... Why did past me write this down???
#hazbinhotel #alastor #sirpentious #charliemorningstar

A collection of six ominous bird valentines set against a background of pink hearts. In the first one, a Canada Goose looks angry and hisses and the text says "Baby, I'll make you fall head over heels if you approach within 10m of my nest." In the second, an American white pelican opens its mouth to eat the reader and the text says "There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I want this one." In the third valentine, a Black Vulture looks suspiciously at the reader and the text says "I will love you until you die. And after that, I'll love you even more." A Southern Cassowary stands proudly against the heart-covered background. The text says "My wattles are red. My head is blue. My deadly reputation has been somewhat overblown, but I'd kill for you." In the fifth valentine, a Northern Giant-Petrel stands open-billed next to a large brown furry object, and the text says "Let's seal the deal by sharing a 3000 kg elephant seal carcass." In panel 6, a happy-looking Bearded Vulture holds a bone in its beak, and the text says "I love every part of you, especially your bones."

Ominous bird valentines.

I am in love with the way you draw eyelashes 😍

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender:

Dinosaurs 🦕