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the best 1:35 in tv history

30.01.2026 06:13 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wie is J.D. Vance, de First bitch achter president Trump? Het clichΓ© is waar: achter elke beroemde president staat in de schaduw een hielenlikker die hem ondersteunt. Tijdens de tweede termijn van Donald Trump is J.D. Vance deze zogeheten First bitch.

speld.nl/2025/03/06/w...

28.01.2026 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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real journalism

27.01.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

asking grok for something should make you ineligible to vote

20.01.2026 07:30 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About WASHINGTONβ€”Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

10.11.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7376    πŸ” 1904    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 53
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Nvidia is now 16% of the US GDP. We are so fucked.

30.10.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

hot take but the Male Loneliness Epidemic is self-imposed by men behaving poorly and never learning to socialize outside of their friend group.

30.10.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

making fun of people who are freaking out over Zohran even tho it doesn’t affect them at all lol

28.10.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am recruiting for ICE and need your help finding the perfect candidates:

REQUIREMENTS:
- C- Average
- Started an Associates Degree and never finished it
- Body Shape that has never existed in human history. Sort of an amorphous blob or perhaps buff with a tiny head would be perfect.

27.10.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

knew it! this is going to ruin the tour

27.10.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the tides will turn. we will win against fascism.

27.10.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Zohran Mamdani is going to win in New York???? How will I, as a farmer in rural Connecticut, survive??????

27.10.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 191    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1

I think 80% of the Republican Party is just in religious psychosis

22.10.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s not me man I’m just a dude

22.10.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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he’s talking about a pastor

10.10.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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mans been busy I guess πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

06.10.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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You expect republicans to do the right thing???? Why is Democratic leadership so willfully blind?

29.09.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Now I have to pretend I thought Jimmy Kimmel was funny πŸ˜”

18.09.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

First Colbert, now Kimmel.

Last-minute settlements, secret side deals, multi-billion dollar mergers pending Donald Trump's approval.

Trump silencing free speech stifles our democracy. It sure looks like giant media companies are enabling his authoritarianism.

18.09.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 8283    πŸ” 2179    πŸ’¬ 466    πŸ“Œ 84

β€œFree Speech” for Republicans just boils down to wanting to say slurs with no repercussions. Absolutely brain dead.

18.09.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Republicans took every opportunity to celebrate the deaths of George Floyd, Trayvon Martin, Melissa Hortman, Ryan Carson, Joseph Rosenbaum, Anthony Huber, Brianna Taylor, Tamir Rice, Michael Brown, Eric Garner, Heather Heyer, Ahmaud Arbery, and the list goes on.

Why should I care if they’re mad?

17.09.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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democrats who call for bipartisanship might as well just say they want to work with fascists and nazis like what are you talking about

17.09.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œfuck your feelings” crowd very upset that other people don’t care about their feelings

17.09.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

literally. the ivermectin is kicking their ass

17.09.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I like how the Republican Party is like a million of these guys telling ME im too emotional

17.09.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Billionaire Trump donor Elon Musk owns X.

Billionaire Trump ally Jeff Bezos owns The Washington Post.

With this acquisition, both CNN and CBS News would be owned by billionaire Trump donor Larry Ellison.

Oligarchs’ monopoly over our media is spiraling out of control.

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they want us to believe they don’t LOVE political violence?

11.09.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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