the best 1:35 in tv history
30.01.2026 06:13 β π 11 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0@curb.bsky.social
jokes and commentary
the best 1:35 in tv history
30.01.2026 06:13 β π 11 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0real journalism
27.01.2026 20:54 β π 23 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0asking grok for something should make you ineligible to vote
20.01.2026 07:30 β π 29 π 4 π¬ 1 π 2Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Donβt Care About
10.11.2025 17:00 β π 7376 π 1904 π¬ 58 π 53Nvidia is now 16% of the US GDP. We are so fucked.
30.10.2025 23:57 β π 35 π 7 π¬ 4 π 1hot take but the Male Loneliness Epidemic is self-imposed by men behaving poorly and never learning to socialize outside of their friend group.
30.10.2025 02:03 β π 45 π 5 π¬ 2 π 1making fun of people who are freaking out over Zohran even tho it doesnβt affect them at all lol
28.10.2025 01:05 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I am recruiting for ICE and need your help finding the perfect candidates:
REQUIREMENTS:
- C- Average
- Started an Associates Degree and never finished it
- Body Shape that has never existed in human history. Sort of an amorphous blob or perhaps buff with a tiny head would be perfect.
knew it! this is going to ruin the tour
27.10.2025 22:52 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the tides will turn. we will win against fascism.
27.10.2025 22:40 β π 20 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Zohran Mamdani is going to win in New York???? How will I, as a farmer in rural Connecticut, survive??????
27.10.2025 22:07 β π 191 π 16 π¬ 12 π 1I think 80% of the Republican Party is just in religious psychosis
22.10.2025 22:27 β π 30 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Thatβs not me man Iβm just a dude
22.10.2025 21:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0heβs talking about a pastor
10.10.2025 02:02 β π 16 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0mans been busy I guess π€·ββοΈ
06.10.2025 17:19 β π 26 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0You expect republicans to do the right thing???? Why is Democratic leadership so willfully blind?
29.09.2025 22:56 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Now I have to pretend I thought Jimmy Kimmel was funny π
18.09.2025 02:39 β π 17 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0First Colbert, now Kimmel.
Last-minute settlements, secret side deals, multi-billion dollar mergers pending Donald Trump's approval.
Trump silencing free speech stifles our democracy. It sure looks like giant media companies are enabling his authoritarianism.
βFree Speechβ for Republicans just boils down to wanting to say slurs with no repercussions. Absolutely brain dead.
18.09.2025 02:37 β π 21 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Republicans took every opportunity to celebrate the deaths of George Floyd, Trayvon Martin, Melissa Hortman, Ryan Carson, Joseph Rosenbaum, Anthony Huber, Brianna Taylor, Tamir Rice, Michael Brown, Eric Garner, Heather Heyer, Ahmaud Arbery, and the list goes on.
Why should I care if theyβre mad?
democrats who call for bipartisanship might as well just say they want to work with fascists and nazis like what are you talking about
17.09.2025 18:12 β π 26 π 3 π¬ 0 π 1βfuck your feelingsβ crowd very upset that other people donβt care about their feelings
17.09.2025 18:10 β π 115 π 20 π¬ 0 π 1literally. the ivermectin is kicking their ass
17.09.2025 18:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I like how the Republican Party is like a million of these guys telling ME im too emotional
17.09.2025 18:02 β π 24 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0Billionaire Trump donor Elon Musk owns X.
Billionaire Trump ally Jeff Bezos owns The Washington Post.
With this acquisition, both CNN and CBS News would be owned by billionaire Trump donor Larry Ellison.
Oligarchsβ monopoly over our media is spiraling out of control.
they want us to believe they donβt LOVE political violence?
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