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market days and Pokemon go and the comic book store ft my little worm.

So thankful for my old man. So lucky to share a birthday with him.

Birthday means rotting in Arkham City and calling out of work weeee!

NRA NRA & @NRA• 1h This sentiment from the First Assistant U.S. Attorney for the Central District of California is dangerous and wrong. Responsible public voices should be awaiting a full investigation, not making generalizations and demonizing law-abiding citizens. & F.A. United States Attorn... * / • 8h If you approach law enforcement with a gun, there is a high likelihood they will be legally justified in shooting you. Don't do it! x.com/dhsgov/status/...

You know something has shifted when even the goddamn NRA is calling out the administration

You’re so thoughtful and cool thank you

No

The void calls and I answer (I turned off the lights and I’m reading with a worm light)

And I live by that

Bovino on Fox News tonight, “90% of the public are happy to see us. They like to engage with us, talk with us and find out about our missions."

I’m referring to watching 42 year old Rodgers getting absolutely mauled, but yes, a lot I could be referring to.

...if there are salmon in zootopia would they die after mating or no?

So anyone see that game last night?

Right

Presidents need to be able to take bold action!

But what if Maduro’s involvement in the drug trade was an “official act”?

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BOOM

Congress Passes Law Banning Women From Leaving House Without Makeup

Congress Passes Law Banning Women From Leaving House Without Makeup https://theonion.com/congress-passes-law-banning-women-from-leaving-house-without-makeup/

Live reaction of when the fajitas come out sizzlin

Buying La Chona on Fortnite for the culture puro pinche 956 😮‍💨

I’m so fuckin sick of reading Zodiac Academy but I’m on the last book and my dad didn’t raise a quitter 🫩

In Rick we trust

Something about sitting in the pick up line listening to Three 6 Mafia and the kid being embarrassed is kind of giving me life rn idk

Rick from Kirby

Rick

Hiding in the laundry room and neglecting dirty mirror all for FIVE SECONDSSSS of silence was worth it

What we're witnessing with #Melissa is ultra rare in the history of known hurricanes in the Atlantic. This level of sustained intensity and feasting on every joule of ocean heat content without any real disruption is incredible.

Not hyperbole: Jamaica is facing a generational catastrophic event.

Man wtf

Ashli Babbitt Already Got What She Deserved She doesn't deserve full military honors.

"Ashli Babbitt was a grown ass adult who made a series of conscious, ill-advised decisions to engage in treasonous behavior, and she got exactly what she deserved. She was a traitor. She was a threat to national security. There is no nuance needed here."