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tl;dr: more people should watch this gentleman's speech and think seriously about what he is saying

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03.03.2026 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1665    πŸ” 419    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 3

Each one of those three missiles costs 33% more than the annual budget of the national park where I work.

28.02.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5687    πŸ” 1818    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 28

Anyone working in "news" or "politics" needs to finally wrap their minds around the idea that X isn't reaching anyone that matters. You're wasting your time pitching no one. You're wasting your money pitching no one.

28.02.2026 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1359    πŸ” 331    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 5
the-unflappablewolf
Who would you trust more?
total stranger in a star trek shirt?
94.5%
total stranger in a star wars shirt?
5.5%
99.421 Stimmen β€’ Verbleibende Zeit: 2 Tage 23 Stunden
thebaconsandwichofregret
No exaggeration, the vote split on this poll is hysterical.

the-unflappablewolf Who would you trust more? total stranger in a star trek shirt? 94.5% total stranger in a star wars shirt? 5.5% 99.421 Stimmen β€’ Verbleibende Zeit: 2 Tage 23 Stunden thebaconsandwichofregret No exaggeration, the vote split on this poll is hysterical.

No but this is entirely correct

27.02.2026 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5232    πŸ” 1119    πŸ’¬ 98    πŸ“Œ 176

What happened was not surprising, it was perfectly in line with what the organization has stood for and allowed to happen for decades.

24.02.2026 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone who is SHOCKED that the US men’s hockey team would party with Kash Patel and laugh with the pdf file in chief about him having to invite the US women’s hockey team clearly has very little experience with the NHL.

24.02.2026 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i've decided not to listen to the audio of a teacher reporting a kindergartender because frankly I don't want to become the person that that event would turn me into. but one thing I hope we are collectively coming to grips with is what it meant that we have lived among such people this whole time

21.02.2026 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 10484    πŸ” 2819    πŸ’¬ 221    πŸ“Œ 151

As a lifelong Montrealer, having to cheer for Brad Marchand is physically painful.

20.02.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, the grand old duke of york
He β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ
He β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ
And he β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ

19.02.2026 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6083    πŸ” 1741    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 37

One of the most liberating things I’ve ever experienced is realizing that I don’t actually have to be nice. I always strive to be kind, but I definitely do not need to be nice.

19.02.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Given the use of GenAI among political parties and all that entails, your periodic reminder that we have an Open Letter signed by over 20 AI experts calling on AI regulation. So far only the Green Party has committed to this. Please share among your networks and sign if you haven't already #nzpol

16.02.2026 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

About one of the Trump accusers in this piece:

β€œThe interview [with the alleged victim and her attorney] was conducted July 24, 2019, and entered into the FBI’s case files on August 9, the day before Epstein was found dead in his jail cell.”

16.02.2026 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1433    πŸ” 498    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 15

But tell me more about the economic and business genius of these tech bros

11.02.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sora 2 apparently cost something like $5 billion to run every year and so far made OpenAI around $1.4 million.

10.02.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1384    πŸ” 370    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 195
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

10.02.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 31325    πŸ” 13780    πŸ’¬ 972    πŸ“Œ 1689

β€œGod bless America”… and then naming every country in the continent. Fuck yeah.

09.02.2026 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 276    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

The Italian coach telling that little kid "your mom is an Olympic Champion" as he got to watch his mom break an Olympic record and win gold 😭😭😭😭😭

07.02.2026 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
the "don't make me tap the sign" simpsons meme where the sign says "Authoritarianism hates art. This basic truth is why AI β€œart” is the preferred aesthetic of fascism. Tyranny cannot abide human creativity. With human creativity comes free and open discourse, diverse thought, and, most threatening of all, empathy for our fellow man. Both authoritarianism and AI demand and breed conformity, and I can’t think of a more hostile environment for true art. "

the "don't make me tap the sign" simpsons meme where the sign says "Authoritarianism hates art. This basic truth is why AI β€œart” is the preferred aesthetic of fascism. Tyranny cannot abide human creativity. With human creativity comes free and open discourse, diverse thought, and, most threatening of all, empathy for our fellow man. Both authoritarianism and AI demand and breed conformity, and I can’t think of a more hostile environment for true art. "

I see discourse has taken place

07.02.2026 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
β€œWhen I was 15, I spent a month working on an archeological dig. I was talking to one of the archeologists one day during our lunch break and he asked those kinds of β€˜getting to know you’ questions you ask young people: Do you play sports? What’s your favorite subject? And I told him, no I don’t play any sports. I do theater, I’m in choir, I play the violin and piano, I used to take art classes.

β€œAnd he went wow. That’s amazing! And I said, β€˜Oh no, but I’m not any good at any of them.’

β€œAnd he said something then that I will never forget and which absolutely blew my mind because no one had ever said anything like it to me before: β€˜I don’t think being good at things is the point of doing them. I think you’ve got all these wonderful experiences with different skills, and that all teaches you things and makes…

β€œAnd that honestly changed my life. Because I went from a failure, someone who hadn’t been talented enough at anything to excel, to someone who did things because I enjoyed them. I had been raised in such an achievement-oriented environment, so inundated with the myth of Talent, that I thought it was only worth doing things if you could β€˜win’ at them.”
-Kurt Vonnegut

β€œWhen I was 15, I spent a month working on an archeological dig. I was talking to one of the archeologists one day during our lunch break and he asked those kinds of β€˜getting to know you’ questions you ask young people: Do you play sports? What’s your favorite subject? And I told him, no I don’t play any sports. I do theater, I’m in choir, I play the violin and piano, I used to take art classes. β€œAnd he went wow. That’s amazing! And I said, β€˜Oh no, but I’m not any good at any of them.’ β€œAnd he said something then that I will never forget and which absolutely blew my mind because no one had ever said anything like it to me before: β€˜I don’t think being good at things is the point of doing them. I think you’ve got all these wonderful experiences with different skills, and that all teaches you things and makes… β€œAnd that honestly changed my life. Because I went from a failure, someone who hadn’t been talented enough at anything to excel, to someone who did things because I enjoyed them. I had been raised in such an achievement-oriented environment, so inundated with the myth of Talent, that I thought it was only worth doing things if you could β€˜win’ at them.” -Kurt Vonnegut

All about this Vonnegut quote.

06.02.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
Marie-Philip Poulin and Laura Stacey at their first Olympics as a married couple kneeling on one knee on the ice next to each other in their national ice hockey outfits with the olympic rings in the ice on the floor. They look at each other.

Marie-Philip Poulin and Laura Stacey at their first Olympics as a married couple kneeling on one knee on the ice next to each other in their national ice hockey outfits with the olympic rings in the ice on the floor. They look at each other.

Marie-Philip Poulin and Laura Stacey at their first Olympics as a married couple sitting next to each other on the bench in their national ice hockey outfits under the olympic rings in the background painted on the wall.

Marie-Philip Poulin and Laura Stacey at their first Olympics as a married couple sitting next to each other on the bench in their national ice hockey outfits under the olympic rings in the background painted on the wall.

5. Love on the ice, out and proud!
Canadian #IceHockey players Marie-Philip Poulin and Laura Stacey at their first #Olympics as a married couple.

06.02.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Maybe Armie Hammer just broke containment.

06.02.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No fucking wonder these motherfuckers didn’t care about children being gunned down in schools if they were doing Epstein files shit on the side.

06.02.2026 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every single thing I’ve learned about the Epstein files has been against my will and made me physically ill. I haven’t not felt nauseated in days.

04.02.2026 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

historically, that did in fact happen when the concept of handwashing before delivering babies was developed, and a lot of very offended male doctors killed a lot of women and infants as a result.

self-important wealthy men become offended when someone tells them to follow procedure, constantly.

03.02.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4

In many of the first generation of modern concentration camp systems (near the turn of the twentieth century), the vast majority of deaths were caused by disease and malnutrition. Most of the victims were women and children.

02.02.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4900    πŸ” 2149    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 46
Man on a local news street interview: The earth is a resort for like 500 rich people and the rest of us are just the staff.

Man on a local news street interview: The earth is a resort for like 500 rich people and the rest of us are just the staff.

This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.

01.02.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 15055    πŸ” 4765    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 117

remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened

31.01.2026 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 8971    πŸ” 2517    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 166

I had a dream that Trump died and they declared martial law the second JD couchfucker Vance took the job

01.02.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

melissa nathan (of justin baldoni/johnny depp pr team) is in the epstein files. she had lunch w he and his team at jeffrey’s apartment. on may 5th.

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

31.01.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

Leading American companies β€” including Palantir, Deloitte, and private prison giant GEO Group β€” raked in over $22B from ICE and CBP contracts last year.

Do not forget who is profiting from cruelty and human suffering.

30.01.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 9056    πŸ” 3957    πŸ’¬ 260    πŸ“Œ 181