@broncoduvall.bsky.social
Artisanal excuses for everyday living.
You'll get there, big timer.
24.01.2025 17:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's easy! Just look for these green flags:
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... I don't know, maybe homemade erotica?
The Wendy's Spicy Nativity is especially cherished. Please do not erase our culture.
11.01.2025 11:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0To the burgulars who performed the greatest heist in state history, please return the collection of Baby Jesus shaped chicken tenders to the Indiana Museum of Science and Natural History.
11.01.2025 11:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Have you tried the new varietals of Snoop Wines? There are lots to choose from.
Merlot was the Case
The Chironic
Chardin and Juice
Cabernet Sauvignoggy-Style
RosΓ©die
Drop It like It's Blanc
Nuthin' but a Gris Thang
The Shiraznit
Drama in the Mal.Be.C.
Lodi Moscoti
When you're a superpower, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the sovereignty.
08.01.2025 03:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes.
08.01.2025 00:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Obviously, save the money so you can potentially help a bigger, more important body of water. Once again, we see the figurative poison of -WOKE- is the true Menace.
07.01.2025 23:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A lone parasailor ambles through the air confident in the safety of the massive and perceptive predator having caught a better satisfying quarry.
05.01.2025 12:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Daybreak splits the horizon, suffusing the hard pack snow and ice with spectrum of keen light. A snow owl makes its way low in the sky with its kill, a forklift still twitching by reflex.
05.01.2025 12:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I noticed not seeing JD Vance lately and thought maybe something was wrong. But, as it turns out, this is normal.
31.12.2024 16:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you give someone some phish, then they may eat in a smelly parking lot outside of a noodling concert for a day. But if you teach someone to phish, then, by the profits of identity theft, they may eat for a lifetime.
30.12.2024 11:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Unfadable
28.12.2024 22:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Probably been done before..
28.12.2024 18:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I like this photo for a series I call "Elven Diesel."
28.12.2024 17:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The spiders wish to clarify:
"THE INTERN WAS WRAPPED VOLUNTARILY AS A NETWORKING OPPORTUNITY AND EARNS COURSE CREDIT WHILE HIS HUMAN BODILY JUICES ARE CONSUMED."
It is morning in Indiana. Ope.
28.12.2024 17:44 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Somewhere afar in the Wabash Mountains, giant spiders' mandibles clatter in unison as another political intern is rolled in thick silk and strung along a cavern wall.
28.12.2024 17:44 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Trains call across the riverbank to their barge cousins. As the day breaks, the clover sparkles with the night's dusting of crystal methamphetamine.
28.12.2024 17:44 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Dave Ramsey scurries into his log - he will have to forage again when dusk comes, now he must talk in his sleep.
28.12.2024 17:44 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0