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I don't know much about Jesse Jackson. Anybody got a good book recommendation about him/the rainbow coalition/progressive politics in the 80s/etc.?

"Reba" has two of these characters (out of seven), and they account for — conservatively — 85% of the funny stuff on the show, compared to 0% from the wisecrackin' characters.

Many such cases.

One lesson from the show "Reba" is that if you're making an unambitious, by-the-numbers sitcom, you should throw in a character whose defining trait is being dumb and confident, because that's easy comedy that always hits.

RIP to Robert Duvall, star of "Phenomenon" and other, lesser films.

"Time to dial."

I did not get it right.

Coast-to-coast MACtion! We did it!

They don't make movies like "Blue Chips" anymore.

Purchased $20 plan one week ago. Maxed out my weekly tokens this morning.

They should make basketball coaches wear suits again.

Roses are red

The dot is pale blue

Here's a mote of dust in a sunbeam

From a distance of forty AU

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I only play bullet on there, and the result seems to be "you are bad at bullet."

I intend to run this report, and I intend to obsess about this report, and I intend to learn absolutely nothing from this report.

An elderly man in pajamas in a Mayer lift

Type of shit I've been on.

Olympic ice dancers going with a medley that goes from "Wild Mountain Thyme" on bagpipes into "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" into "The Bonnie Banks of Loch Lomond" into "Scotland the Brave."

ME: "So I take it these guys are French?"
MY MOM: "I don't know. Maybe."

They renamed Georgetown Community Hospital to Centerpoint Health Georgetown, perhaps due to DEI/Woke.

David Cross and Bob Odenkirk in the Mr. Show “Blow Up the Moon” sketch

Bag holders can, should, must, and will short the moon

git add __pycache__
git commit --amend -m "add pycache"
git push --force

It's always the ones you most expect.

A new bit I've committed to is whenever a Bob Dylan song comes on, I refer to it as "a Nobel Prize-winning song."

YouTube video by ThePriceMaster The PriceMaster (full version)

it is apparently the 25th anniversary of the greatest piece of art Denton, Texas, has ever produced

No one needs that much Dr. Pepper.

a classic forum interface for bluesky

a classic forum interface for hacker news

a classic forum interface for the new york times

coding assistance lets you fast-track important projects that improve your life, such as reformatting every single site you read into the old vbulletin 3.x default template

A cool thing about my phone is that if I have the ringer turned on, the phone makes a sound every time I send a text message, and there's no way to turn it off. Good feature.

I'm back caretakin' at my mom's, and she watches fourteen hours of television a day, and the Andy Barr white pride commercial comes on TV so damn much.

"We Are Charlie Kirk"

The Bluesky map put me into "spaceflight enthusiasts" and not "professional astronautical community," presumably because it's assuming that I'm about to be fired.

cause im
bad bunny
check it and see
im singing songs in spanish
on your tv

I just talked to my buddy who works in advertising, and he told me that the commercials for "the big game" that come out around the time of the Super Bowl is no coincidence. They do it on purpose.

One thing that sucks ass is that this guy is still CLEARLY the best choice in that primary.