Jordan Hensley

That's suspicious

Louvre Heist is my new Titanic Submersible

I wouldn’t call myself a bourbon expert, but I know what other people like. Buffalo Trace bourbon is good. I live 5 mins from the distillery, so that’s what ends up being the default most places I go. A lot of people also like Basil Hayden, Michter’s, Woodford Reserve, Jim Beam and Maker’s Mark.

Just me liking bourbon at all is a major accomplishment! I don’t really like to sip on it, but if it’s in a cocktail or I put some in a cup of hot tea, I like it. I wasn’t into it at all when I moved here. I guess horse racing would be a great next step.

6 years in Kentucky today, and I like bourbon in my tea now. How should I assimilate next?

You'd have to ask my dog who likes to bark, growl and interact with something I cannot see!

hmm wonder if that's who haunts my apartment then

Happy Indigenous Peoples’ Day to the Quileute and Makah Tribes in Washington State, whose reservations I had the privilege of visiting on my PNW trip in August.

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No one is allowed to escape my countdown, so here I am to remind everyone that session begins in 99 days :)

I'd like to see generative AI do this!

(Also, if you work in Kentucky government comms and you're not a KAGC member, wyd???)

I do not apologize for the parasocial love I feel for Amy Poehler. She is my sister, my mother, my friend.

I'm alive again.

jk I got the cold from hell at the end of my vacation and I’m out of commission until further notice

This is my out of the office until next Wednesday notice ✌🏼

Black text on white background reading: Are you gonna marry, kiss, or kill me? It’s just a game, but really, I’m betting on all three for us two.

I would like to see an armadillo please

We’ll meet again.

If anyone needs info on how to attend Thursday's committee meetings at the state fair, lmk!

New Taylor Swift album announcement and a coworker brought me the Anakin can of Coke I've been searching for. Today cannot get better.

It's new Ethel Cain album eve.

Tonight, there are flowers blooming in yards that were underwater and mud-caked four months ago, and the sky looks like this.

Poverty nachos for lunch with leftover Mexican restaurant takeout chips. Thank me later.

It's my five year LRC anniversary 🥳

“The River House Broke. We Rushed in the River.” The July 4 Texas flooding ripped our Kerr County home from its pillars, pulling us into the water and into the night. Then morning came.

Read this firsthand account of the Guadalupe River flood. Try to understand how it happened. How, despite the warnings, many thought they were still safe. Until you live through it, you can't understand how quickly it can happen. Have tissues on standby. www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...

They did this on a farm in my hometown in Tennessee recently, and the volume of traffic damaged the roads.

This is my out of the office until July 14 notice ✌🏼

What does it say about my current mental state if I had a nightmare that my car and dog were stolen, and to get them back, I had to pay a man $200 and promise him I'd influence a policymaking decision in his favor.

Who said you can’t nap AND listen to a flood response update?