Raphael Ticket 🎟

Raphael Ticket 🎟

@nom-de-plum.bsky.social

Den of antiquity ┇ Humourrhoid ┇ Not a gang member ┇ I like Spam ┇ Free Spinach Ablutionist ┇ Constitutional Diagonalist

995 Followers 291 Following 8,123 Posts Joined Nov 2024
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Image of actor Wilfred Brambell playing the part of Albert Steptoe taking a bath in the kitchen sink. He notably still wears his hat and socks. Surrounded by old British detergent products such as OMO and VIM.

The Guns of Navarscone.

You don’t know what you’ve got till it scone (Joni Mitchell)

Steptoe And Scone.

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6 hours ago

A ‘defence’ budget of $1 trillion . . .

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9 hours ago

I read the news today, oh boy
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.

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1 day ago
Spoof ad for All-Natural NAMBIAN covfefe.

Made with 100% confusion.

Good to the last derp!

😂 That’s where the covfefe comes from . . .

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1 day ago
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Oh my heart.🥹 Meet Barron Cheng from Hong Kong. He’s only five, and his rendition of River Flows Into You is masterful and so beautiful.🎶❤️

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1 day ago

Keep clam and carry on . . .

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1 day ago

To errr is human . . .

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1 day ago

And some of those Brits were killed by so-called “friendly fire” 😡

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1 day ago

Then more drones destroyed all the military assets on the flatbeds. And finally, more drones hit the fuel tankers.

This was just after Operation SpiderWeb. It didn’t get much press at the time.

Slava Ukraini 💙💛
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1 day ago

Back in June last year, Ukraine hid a bunch of FPV drones in grain wagons that were attached to a train carrying tanks and AFVs along with fuel tanker cars in occupied Donbas(?).

A couple of drones flew out of the grain wagons and disabled the locomotive.
1/2

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1 day ago

Also Ivanka: But nobody ever has to do that in real life!

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1 day ago

No worries 😊

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1 day ago

Trump's father had 3 sons; Fred Jr, Donald and Robert.

Both of Donald’s brothers are deceased.

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1 day ago

You may notice that The Onion often uses “headline speak” by omitting superfluous words. But they mangle it on purpose just to cause us pain 😆

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1 day ago
Black and white image of a boy with a dirty face and hands. A stack of pies are beside him.

The text is in the form of a forum thread:

The first ever "champion" of a pie eating contest was an unnamed 6-year-old boy. In 1916, he managed to scoff a 10-inch pie in 15 seconds.

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legend

why didn't his parents name him?

A day when we remember the boy with no name.

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2 days ago

One of the Sultans of Swing.

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2 days ago
Old advertisement for Brylcreem hair dressing.

IKR?

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2 days ago

The weather app has recently been updated.

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2 days ago
1948 Ford Prefect. E93A Saloon.

#metoo !

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2 days ago

On the toilet seat?

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2 days ago

his lips move but I cant hear what he’s saying 🙉

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2 days ago

The way he keeps going on about “sleazebags” and “scumbags” all the time, makes me think that he was attacked and traumatized by a bag when he was a child. 🤔

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2 days ago

Dave, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich.

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2 days ago
Image of a crocodile with a croc shoe in its jaws.

Found one!

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2 days ago

If confronted by that thing, the enemy would just die laughing.

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2 days ago

So much drain bamage.

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3 days ago

He’s there attempting to support Thomas Massie’s primary challenger.

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3 days ago
Image of a tanker with an oversized Donald standing near the forecastle.

The caption reads: You've heard of Elf on a Shelf ... Well here's a ...

Great idea!

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3 days ago

❝We are stoping the evil oil being stollen!❞

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3 days ago
Just flipped our microwave on its side, and he absolutely loves it!

Funny . . .

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