No. Donald J. Turmp
@realDotardTurmp
No. Donald J. Turmp
@realDotardTurmp
Side view of a country gentleman with an extra large nose. Caption: Don't snort Viagra
Remember, kids . . .
23.02.2026 04:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Trump during a State of The Union address. Mike Pence, right behind, is holding his nose and frowning.
There will be some perfume . . .
23.02.2026 02:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Roger’s Trousers.
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JD invited the Pope to his own home country.
What a dipstick.
An image of Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump during the debate. Caption: Hillary: I told you he'd fuck the chair. Trump: *while fucking the chair* I never fucked the chair.
Also . . .
21.02.2026 23:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What are those two parrots in the foreground doing?
21.02.2026 21:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ginger chews.
21.02.2026 19:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Congress = Senate + House of Representatives.
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Illustration of a Boneless Chicken Ranch. With floppy chickens draped everywhere.
Boneless chickens . . .
21.02.2026 16:08 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0and groceries
21.02.2026 05:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why is it called a spelling bee?
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A photograph of a middle aged, bearded gentleman with the caption: The man who invented autocorrect has died. His funfair is next monkey.
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21.02.2026 04:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Exactly. It’s also worth noting that the trade deficits actually increased in 2025 despite the tariffs.
21.02.2026 03:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The UK controls the refueling, ATC and other infrastructure.
Th US needs permission to land at an RAF base.
That’s a very nice bundt.
21.02.2026 00:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Europe: We don’t want to be involved in your madman’s war crimes. All US service personnel will be deported and the bases closed.
20.02.2026 19:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It very much sounds like it.
20.02.2026 19:23 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some people call it a skullet.
20.02.2026 18:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The US Congress has abdicated its role, we are now ruled by the Knesset.
20.02.2026 18:44 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Was he not profusely thanking John Roberts at the SOTU last year?
20.02.2026 18:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Or excremented.
20.02.2026 03:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He can exonerate people, including himself, with just a single thought.
20.02.2026 03:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Sweeney!!
20.02.2026 03:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Arrested on his birthday too.
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A scene from Airplane! where Julie Hagerty playing the part of Elaine Dickinson is speaking into the PA microphone. But the "piiot" is a blow up doll of Donald Trump in a pilot's uniform. The caption reads: ANYONE ON BOARD KNOW HOW TO RUN A COUNTRY?
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19.02.2026 22:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sounds like Blondie to me.
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Everyone call in sick and request a mail-in ballot.
Just say you’ve contracted measles.
Both of them: dereliction of duty and obstruction of justice.
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