Mornington Croissant 🥐

Santa Clause + reindeer + sleigh all wrapped around a wind turbine.

These days . . .

Looks most appealing.

Low 🎼 😂

Okay, but . . .

Article 12 of the Second Geneva Convention of 1949 (GC II) requires that wounded, sick and shipwrecked persons at sea be “respected and protected” (para. 1) and be treated humanely and cared for in all circumstances

Pineapple on pizza.

Making tea with milk in the microwave.

Wear pajamas on planes.

Forget alt-text.

Is it gold, or blue??

It’s not dead, it’s just restin’

beautiful plumage 🦜

Oars.

Row, row, row yer boat all across the Gulf of Mexico

2 US guided missiles in the first strike. $70k apiece. Didn’t completely demolish the boat, crew and drugs?

So much lethality.

Here’s a nice mushroom 🍄

I thought he said “scoured the region for dickheads”

They’re not 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 hard to find

Book jacket of Go the F**k to Sleep by Adam Mansbach.

Hey DONALD! . . .

And I was just about to make a ratatouille.

Thank goodness I’m not an everyday American.

Blimey!

Buy with two cans of steamed prunes and build your own streaming service.

He has been for a long time . . .

Kristi Lynn Arnold Noem — KLAN

It’s certainly making the Orcas a bit frisky.

Not to mention the penguins on @heardislandgov.bsky.social

A studio apartment with an upstairs bathroom. The toilet is directly plumbed into the back of the television.

An earlier version — no camera needed . . .

With enough prunes, yes!

too e-motion anal.

I recently discovered that the ‘Carol of Bells’ is based on the Ukrainian New Year's song "Shchedryk".

I yearn for the day when you are all have the peace you deserve.

“I will end the war in 24 hours — less than 24 hours”

. . .

“We’ll see what happens” 🙄

A bottle of Patron Silver tequila.

This one . . .

Yep, 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡 law enforcement officers hugely respect all medical staff.

These guys are miscreants, bounty-hunters, kidnappers.

Lisa McClain — representative from Michigan’s 10th district.

He seems to be talking in tongues most of the time

An excited little Donald Trump with party hat about to enter Chuck-E-Cheeze. Following him is Melania and John Kelly.

Here’s the special little fella . . .

Let them spend it on cake 🧁

Tim Conway & Harvey Korman star in "The Dentist" – one of the most popular sketches from The Carol Burnett Show! Conway plays a recently graduated dentist wh... The Dentist from The Carol Burnett Show (full sketch)

There'll be a little bit of pain, then numbness will set in . . .