John Cullen

Optimus Prime "dies" after loosing a video game battle against Megatron.

Megatron cowers over a psychologically induced image of a post-death Optimus Prime.

Ultra Magnus experiences some truly intrusive thoughts about Galvatron.

Spending the evening digging into more of the delightful hyperactive soap opera hypeviolence of the Marvel Transformers comics.

Gun-Kata is one of the ultimate examples of "rule of cool."

This is on sale for a fiver right now.

For that price you get a good DnB album with a bonus videogame.

I’m an artist with dyspraxia, dyspraxia not only causes you co-ordination issues, but also problems with mental visualisation of things. Problems with visualisation is NOT an excuse.

Illustration of a tan.. nub.. like, a thumb almost, but it's sucking its lips in, has bug eyes in a strained expression- turning red and sweat beads, and there is a black and white burst with speed lines behind the nub

I will always like this doodle I did in Procreate several years ago, when I bought a new fan and the packaging said it was TURBO SILENCE EXTREME. This is my illustration of that concept.
#procreate #doodle

Ah, thank you!

4 panel comic, black & white P1: A large monolithic onyx black spacecraft hangs heavy-yet-weightless in low orbit over a planet. A caption box booms: "MEANWHILE! IN THE FAMILY VEHICLE!" From a triangular window on the front of the spacecraft, a voice yells "ARE WE THERE YET?!" P2: Cut to the interior of the craft. Sat at the controls in the cockpit is a husky man wearing what could be described as "Jack Kirby Chic." Behind him, we can see something with beady eyes looming as he answers "verily, my loin-spawn, I say thee once again: NAY!" P3: We reveal the abomination that is the pilot's child, sat sedentary in a chair atop a robotic arm. Head far too large for their body, they yell "but oh father mine: ARE WE THERE YET?!" P4: Closeup on the father's beleaguered face, as he quietly says "by fuck" through gritted teeth

MEANWHILE!
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patreon.com/nhoj

a picture of Jugger Morph, the Scotch transforming robot phenomenon. He is looking out and saying "It would be good if people could just stop being fannies."

Wise words from the Scotch comic phenomenon, Jugger Morph.

Oh what? What??? On it!!

Word to the wise: if you are getting dunked on for your bad AI takes, do not follow up with this.

It's like when you meet someone who isn't funny, but they will constantly tell bad jokes while staring at you after every one to gauge your reaction.

Re9 comic Grace and Leon on opposites site of a gate Leon: Don't worry, you'll be fine Leon: You know how to suplex a guy, right? Grace: umm... no... Leon: oh... but you can parry a chainsaw, yeah? Grace: what?! no!!! Leon, walking away concerned: "oh... well, good luck anyway" Grace looks very sad and pathetic

smh what are they teaching kids these days? 😕 #re9

Leon - take this Grace is seen with a huge gun Leon - you might need it

Requiem. comic by me.

I prefer the Vampire Survivors approach where it is a very funny game, but it relegates all that stuff to the bestiary.

On top of that, they hired an actual talented writer who knows how humour works.

Photo of the game over screen for Mega Bonk, which displays the player character from a top down view on a black screen. Above them are the words "you ded: maybe him skill issue?"

I tried the demo for Mega Bonk, and I would be all over this game if it wasn't for the extremely cringey Capital-G-Gamer "humour"

New robot design from a 1970s British comic just dropped

A man in a suit standing in an ocen of blood. The blood is labeled "child blood" and the man is saying FUCK YOU

Here. Fuck you.

b+w drawing of a robot with lots of robo-heads on its chest, standing in the smoke of a cathedral or similar, I don't know. One of its arms is muscly and has a gun on it, as you'd expect

robo-pic from 3 years ago. It's either coming out of the ground or has tiny legs or I didn't consider any of that while idly drawing it, u-decide

I think it's written into the very fabric of reality.

Trap all the old men in your area by setting up a fence to a fake building site, and then fencing them all in as they stand around with their hands behind their backs.

Looking at times like some kind of strange fusion of De Stijl abstraction and Tetris, behold the enigmatic "color analysis" charts of Emily Noyes Vanderpoel from her 1901 book Color Problems: A Practical Manual for the Lay Student of Color.

More here: publicdomainreview.org/collection/c...

a close up of a man 's face in front of a fm hot sign ALT: a close up of a man 's face in front of a fm hot sign

'requiem'

Nice.

I'll just end up with a new pet.

If you wish to contact me, put a message in a bottle, throw it into the ocean, and then hope for the best.

Joke's on you, international caller with a phone number I don't recognise, I barely even pick up the phone to numbers I do recognise.

Art doesn't come off your pencil looking polished. There is a process, which LLM slop doesn't participate in.

I have complete aphantasia and can't visualize a fucking apple to save my life, trouble visualizing is a bitch ass excuse for losers and cop-outs. 💅

Here are some more pages from Decomposer, a graphic novel that I've been doing the artwork for. We have a Kickstarter up at the moment where we're 90% funded so I'd really appreciate if you would check the page out and consider helping us hit our goal. Thanks!
Link: tr.ee/MvSNCF_HDS

Stupid bunny on a flamingo floatie with crab and fish and seagull pals and a FAB lolly wearing carrot bathing costume, heart glasses and a flowery bathing cap and flipper’s on her big wabbit feetz All from my head and figured out with drawing - ffs

I’m aphantasic. I can’t do pictures in my head. I thought “visualise” was a concept forever. I only found out other people ACTUALLY LITERALLY pictured things in their heads during lockdown
So AI can get fucked - I prompt myself with IMAGINATION and THEN make it happen on a page WITH PENS & SHIT