John Cullen

Branches of a cherry blossom tree in bloom against a blue sky.

Close up on a cheap-o Buddha statue, on a brick wall.

An statue of a crouching angel --arms crossed over their chest, and head bowed-- sat amongst greenery, with a splash of sunshine hitting them from the top left.

Turns out the cheat code to taking nice looking pics with an old digital camera is sunshine.

A panel from the dark knight returns (1986) in which ronnie Reagan like is on tv saying “… ...AND THOSE CUTE LITTLE CORTO MALTESE PEOPLE, THEY WANT US THERE, JUST YOU ASK THEM... MEANWHILE, DON'T YOU FRET... WE'VE GOT GOD ON OUR SIDE... OR THE NEXT BEST THING, ANYWAY.. НЕН...”

Everything old is new again.

Future Me will appreciate such a thoughtful gift from Past Me.

buying up all the winter clothing on clearance when the cold weather is close to breaking

I am very smart

If I had the time, I'd add her to the scraggly-beardy-guys-pointing meme

grace of Resident Evil 9 covered in blood

"pop" #residentevil9

Ah, r/Ireland. No one's happy there unless they get to give out about crime and deh forriners

I have had basically no time for personal art; but after watching the original Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy series with Alec Guinness, I was inspired to make some posters as a gift for a family member who is a big fan

These are so good.

I didn’t know Microslop was a thing until I saw headlines about Microsoft trying to ban Microslop on its Discord. Now I shall say Microslop a lot. That’s how it works.

It’s good when Microsoft, a company that likes genocide and environmental destruction, doesn’t like things.

this lady tried to insult me by saying i should use ai lmfao

i love, love, LOVE being able to pull the bestselling author card to be a huge bitch to tech ppl

This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

This episode of Doctor Who is a classic

13 panel comic P1: Closeup of a lit sign sticking out perpendicular from a drab brick walls, as rain pounds down. The sign has a stylised logo of two red hands clasping each other, above which are the words "JOBS-WORTH" P2: Cut to interior, as we look at three people sat beside each other. The one on the left is a badling middleaged man, the one in the middle is a bored looking young fella, and the one on the right is an angry young woman. Someone off-panel says "Alright folks! Are! We! Excited! To get employed!?" P3: we dolly back to reveal a board room interior. The three from before are sat at a large table. At the head of it is a guy with an empty smile, wearing a blue pullover and tan chinos. Behind him is a flipboard with "YOUR JOB IS YOUR WORTH" written on it. Gesturing with his left hand, the smiling man says "haha. Of course you are! You want to give back to the community, don't you?" P4: Closeup on smiling man, as he lifts a sheet of paper with a doodle of him throwing wads of cash in the air. "In front of you, you'll find a pen & paper. I want you to draw where you see yourselves in five years! See? I drew myself with lotsa money! Haha. Alright, get going! P5, 6, 7: five minutes pass on a clock P8: The smiling man says "okay, pens down! Let's see what you've drawn!" P9: Middleaged guy holds up a drawing of him smiling and says "It's me, only I'm not sad any more." JW Guy replies "haha! Not job related, but ok." P10: Young fella has a drawing of him shaking hands with an employer. "Eh, I drew meself gettin a job, like." JW replies "good! very good!" P11: Closeup og the woman's glowering face. JW asks "and what about you, Susan?" P12: Closeup of Susan's shaded eyes, which could kill. P13: Susan holds up a drawing of a grave, with a headstone which reads "RIP SUSAN." The JW guy replies "damnit, Susan"

your job is your worth

A sharpie acrylic painting of several cave-painting-esque chubby horses in different positions. Sitting, laying down, bucking, rolling around and walking on pink paper with red borders.

Chubby horses are everything to me.

Most of the footage of the famous 2000 "Super Mario 128" tech demo was recorded with handheld cameras by the audience, with the presenter drowning out the game sound. Only 10 seconds of direct feed footage exist, which reveal that the sound was a cacophony of Marios screaming.

I saw alot of people enjoying Chun-Li’s cake today, but I wanted to make sure she got to enjoy some too.🫡🎂🎊 (it’s only fair)

There were people on the Irish news as well who were stuck due to holidaying there, and I was just *shrug*

This past weekend we had to say goodbye to our precious baby boy, Charlie. Our hearts are ripped to shreds. He was our entire world. And if any of y'all would like to buy some stickers/donate to help pay for insanely high expenses, it would be a big help. ko-fi.com/sweetbeansco...

13 panel comic P1: Closeup of a lit sign sticking out perpendicular from a drab brick walls, as rain pounds down. The sign has a stylised logo of two red hands clasping each other, above which are the words "JOBS-WORTH" P2: Cut to interior, as we look at three people sat beside each other. The one on the left is a badling middleaged man, the one in the middle is a bored looking young fella, and the one on the right is an angry young woman. Someone off-panel says "Alright folks! Are! We! Excited! To get employed!?" P3: we dolly back to reveal a board room interior. The three from before are sat at a large table. At the head of it is a guy with an empty smile, wearing a blue pullover and tan chinos. Behind him is a flipboard with "YOUR JOB IS YOUR WORTH" written on it. Gesturing with his left hand, the smiling man says "haha. Of course you are! You want to give back to the community, don't you?" P4: Closeup on smiling man, as he lifts a sheet of paper with a doodle of him throwing wads of cash in the air. "In front of you, you'll find a pen & paper. I want you to draw where you see yourselves in five years! See? I drew myself with lotsa money! Haha. Alright, get going! P5, 6, 7: five minutes pass on a clock P8: The smiling man says "okay, pens down! Let's see what you've drawn!" P9: Middleaged guy holds up a drawing of him smiling and says "It's me, only I'm not sad any more." JW Guy replies "haha! Not job related, but ok." P10: Young fella has a drawing of him shaking hands with an employer. "Eh, I drew meself gettin a job, like." JW replies "good! very good!" P11: Closeup og the woman's glowering face. JW asks "and what about you, Susan?" P12: Closeup of Susan's shaded eyes, which could kill. P13: Susan holds up a drawing of a grave, with a headstone which reads "RIP SUSAN." The JW guy replies "damnit, Susan"

your job is your worth

9 panel comic P1 A happy looking fellow stares out at us with a corporate-mandated smile, as he holds a red tube of Not Pringles in both hands. The mascot fella says "Delicious Tübz. Once you POP, you won't STOP!" P2: Closeup on the tube, which is clasped by the guy's right hand on its centre, while the left hand clasps the lid. P3: The left hand removes the lid with a POP! P4: --and slams it back down again P5: POP! The lid is removed P6: And back down again P7: POP! P8: Aaaaaaand back down again P9: Cloesup on the mascot's still smiling face, but a look of obvious fear in their eyes. They shakily say "h-help... me" as the popping continues ever on.

6 panel comic P1: A car with a face on its front happily speeds along a road with an audible "VROO." ON the road in front of it, we see a tiny speck. A red square highlights the speck, expanding into-- P2: --a closeup of an ant, looking up in horror P3: The car's front right wheel hits the ant with a "bonk," and-- P4: The car flips off the road, a look of shock on its face P5: With a "fwup, fwup, fwup," the car somersaults into the sky P6: We end on the car leaving the Earth's atmosphere. We see a group of frozen dead cars already floating in space.

This is what is called sequential art, also colloquially known as a "comic." It depicts a gag or narrative via art in a series of panels.

4 panel comic P1: A T-posing stickman with a very simple --and unimpressed looking-- face, staring back at us and saying "omg, you lazy BASTARD" P2: The same stickman, only now there is a grid of red lines filling their body, implying volume and depth. The stickman, still unimpressed says "PFFT. Adding volume doesn't make this any less lazy, you know." P3: The stickman now has a "realistic" muscular body. "Oh, come ON! This isn't good comed--" P4: Closeup on the stickman's "face," which is now a set of pecs where the eys should be, and a six pack where the mouth should be. The horrified stickman can only say "mmh. MMPH!"

Blind Alley No. 421

yuuuup

6 panel comic P1: Establishing shot of the exterior of a drab building, containing a job centre by the name of "JOB BOOST" P2: A balding middle aged man in a blue suit sits at a table with a sheet of paper in his hands. Looking over the paper, he says to someone off-panel, "so..o instead of "skills" you've written "skulls," and underneath that have only written "yes." P3: Cut to over the shoulder view as we look across the table to the other person, who is a skeleton. Their hands are clasped casually, as they stare back in silence. P4: Closeup on the skeleton as they reply "yes" P5: Cut back to the balding guy as he puts the sheet down on the paper and looks on with an exacerbated look on his face P6: Pinching the bridge of his nose with his left hand, the guy points away with his right hand and says "get out."

I hear they're really good at

job haunting

"detour via job centre"

I felt that in my bones.

I just checked out that thread, and what the hell at some of those replies.