John Cullen

A screenshot from Mario & Luigi: Dream Team, showing Mario and Luigi in Mushrise Park, looking at two seemingly dead Luigis lying on the ground. Source: YouTube user @alexsstuff2801, youtube.com/watch?v=3PC_OU_xnKA

Mario & Luigi: Dream Team contains various unused test rooms in its files. One of these is the "two dead Luigis" test room, which is identical to the Mushrise Park entrance from the finished game, except there are two Luigis lying on the ground. The Luigis are unresponsive.

6 panel comic P1: title panel. "Tactical Philosophical Action: STEALTH MAN SOLID" P2: A cardboard box lies open side down, its flaps splayed on the ground before it. Through a small rectangular hole on the front-facing side of the box, a pair of eyes stare out. A thought bubble coming from the box says "hrrrm, Am I ALIVE--" P3: "--or am I DEAD" P4: "I won't know 'til the guards find me" P5: We dolly back to reveal the box is surrounded by countless other boxes, all stacked haphazardly around it P6: Same, but now one final thought bubble comes from the box we've been following 'til now "this may take a while"

every day here

3(?) panel comic(?) P1 & 2: blank. Utterly blank, and drawn crudely. Beneath them, skewed slightly more to the left is an equally crudely drawn face with huge eyes. The look on their face is unreadable, ostensibly smiling, but there is no happiness there. P3: Dominating the lower quarter of the page, a huge version of that same face, not rendered in horrifying detail.

P1: A Corgi bounces along like a stupid idiot P2: slams their idiot head --body-- into the ground. Smoosh. P3: the idiot flies up into the air P4: and keeps going, leaving even the mountains themselves behind like they're nothing. That idiot will go further than any of us, as they embrace the very heavens.

Post from a Very Intelligent Thought Leader which reads "Some of you have never had the good experience of running your post through AI first and have it change nothing... and it shows."

pfffffft

Out of curiosity, I watched the trailer, and my top lip actually curled.

Look, all power to those of you who enjoy this stuff, but this couldn't be any less appealing to me if it tried.

Post which reads "Literally first game in the Nintendo Indie World showcase is about dead dogs reuniting with their owners in heaven when the latter die. No one's feelings will survive." Underneath is a screenshot of a very stereotypical version of heaven, in which there are people with angel wings and halos surrounded by dogs.

eh... nah I'm good

A moody shot of the same dog, now sat on a carpeted floor. Light streams in from an open dorrway behind him, casting a long shadow. Head turned away from us, he looks toward an open doorway perpendicular to him.

A Jack Russell terrier, sat on grass, looking uncharacteristically regal (seriously, this fella is an idiot). A green bone shaped chew toy sits before him

paying the dog tax

he really said "🗿"

A yellow birdhouse with a rusting roof, sat among some leaves

A metal yellow gecko, attached to the trunk of a tree.

Feck it, I'm infected with the Sun Madness

Drawing of a boy in oversized clothing, wearing a tote bag and laced boots

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2026

I really wanted to draw Marshall in hand-me-downs from his older sisters.

we need to destroy the internet

Oh.

Oh no.

Dare I ask.

why does jim carrey now look like a stephen king monster badly disguised as him

oh to be a cat lying on a new heated clothes dryer

4 panel comic P1: An all too white American looking politician type stands at a podium with a fake smile on his face. He waves his hands from side to side as he says "...so rest assured--" P2: The POV pans back to show him on a stage, a crowd before him. He continues: "--everything is back to normal" The sky behind him is yellow. P3: The view continues to pan back even more, at greater speed, as we reveal the yellow "sky" is actually a gigantic flame P4: We are now in space, looking at the Earth, which is on fire.

Branches of a cherry blossom tree in bloom against a blue sky.

Close up on a cheap-o Buddha statue, on a brick wall.

An statue of a crouching angel --arms crossed over their chest, and head bowed-- sat amongst greenery, with a splash of sunshine hitting them from the top left.

Turns out the cheat code to taking nice looking pics with an old digital camera is sunshine.

A panel from the dark knight returns (1986) in which ronnie Reagan like is on tv saying “… ...AND THOSE CUTE LITTLE CORTO MALTESE PEOPLE, THEY WANT US THERE, JUST YOU ASK THEM... MEANWHILE, DON'T YOU FRET... WE'VE GOT GOD ON OUR SIDE... OR THE NEXT BEST THING, ANYWAY.. НЕН...”

Everything old is new again.

Future Me will appreciate such a thoughtful gift from Past Me.

buying up all the winter clothing on clearance when the cold weather is close to breaking

I am very smart

If I had the time, I'd add her to the scraggly-beardy-guys-pointing meme

grace of Resident Evil 9 covered in blood

"pop" #residentevil9

Ah, r/Ireland. No one's happy there unless they get to give out about crime and deh forriners

I have had basically no time for personal art; but after watching the original Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy series with Alec Guinness, I was inspired to make some posters as a gift for a family member who is a big fan

These are so good.

I didn’t know Microslop was a thing until I saw headlines about Microsoft trying to ban Microslop on its Discord. Now I shall say Microslop a lot. That’s how it works.

It’s good when Microsoft, a company that likes genocide and environmental destruction, doesn’t like things.