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That is kick arse.

11.12.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
4 panel comic

P1: a right hand draws a wavy stroke on a sketchbook page. A caption box up top reads "draw"

P2: the word "CREATE" dominates a panel with a black background, forming in the negative space. Various small shapes surround it.

P3: a lone simplified humanoid figure is on the bottom right of a another panel with a black background. A thought bubble forms above their head, the words "if not for others, then at least for yourself" within.

P4: The Earth dominates the bottom of the panel, with a sliver of space above it. Clouds swirl and boil across the Earth, which is the only element on the entire page coloured a pink-red. A caption box above reads "now, more than ever"

4 panel comic P1: a right hand draws a wavy stroke on a sketchbook page. A caption box up top reads "draw" P2: the word "CREATE" dominates a panel with a black background, forming in the negative space. Various small shapes surround it. P3: a lone simplified humanoid figure is on the bottom right of a another panel with a black background. A thought bubble forms above their head, the words "if not for others, then at least for yourself" within. P4: The Earth dominates the bottom of the panel, with a sliver of space above it. Clouds swirl and boil across the Earth, which is the only element on the entire page coloured a pink-red. A caption box above reads "now, more than ever"

create

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08.11.2024 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9504    ๐Ÿ” 3685    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 46

Nice.

11.12.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dune sequel is looking great

11.12.2025 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The feeling of sheer satisfaction I got when I started a second file, and in the first hour got to a point that took me fifty hours to get to in my first playthrough.

11.12.2025 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is your annual reminder that the Time Person of the Year award is NOT meant as an endorsement, for example they gave the award to Adolf Hitler in 1938, 1939, 1940, 1941, 1942, and 1943 (when the magazine was renamed Hitler Monthly)

11.12.2025 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1129    ๐Ÿ” 164    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

computer was mistake

I'm going back in time to slap an abacus out of a Sumerian's hand.

11.12.2025 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They absolutely do this on purpose.

11.12.2025 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
6 panel comic

P1: a guy. The guy stands beside a small round table with a single vase on top.

P2: Suddenly, A Guy shoves the vase off

P3: A Guy's head tilts, just so, as the vase shatters on the ground

P4 A Guy, hands behind his back, saunters off, whistling to himself

P5: we remain on the scene of the crime for a moment before--

P6: --we cut to a copy of Time magazine. On the cover is an image of A Guy, shrugging his shoulders. 

Above the Time logo are the words "Person of the Year"

6 panel comic P1: a guy. The guy stands beside a small round table with a single vase on top. P2: Suddenly, A Guy shoves the vase off P3: A Guy's head tilts, just so, as the vase shatters on the ground P4 A Guy, hands behind his back, saunters off, whistling to himself P5: we remain on the scene of the crime for a moment before-- P6: --we cut to a copy of Time magazine. On the cover is an image of A Guy, shrugging his shoulders. Above the Time logo are the words "Person of the Year"

11.12.2025 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 303    ๐Ÿ” 56    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Not By AI โ€” Add the Badge to Your Human-Created Content Download and add the Not By AI badge to showcase your AI-free & human-first approach to content creation (writings, art, photos, paintings, videos, and music)

We really need to double down on outwardly labeling our work as not containing AI.

We're seeing it in movie credits and stuff, we have to really start putting it on things we make and pressuring others to label their work as no AI, and normalize that as much as we can, I think

notbyai.fyi

11.12.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1043    ๐Ÿ” 451    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25
Strange Adventures #79 (1957). The cover shows two snowman wearing top hats who have just emerged from a rocket ship. "Invaders from the Ice World!" There are laser beams shooting from their eyes and one is shouting "Our plan to conquer Earth cannot fail! We are invulnerable!"

Strange Adventures #79 (1957). The cover shows two snowman wearing top hats who have just emerged from a rocket ship. "Invaders from the Ice World!" There are laser beams shooting from their eyes and one is shouting "Our plan to conquer Earth cannot fail! We are invulnerable!"

Cover art by Gil Kane & letters by Ira Schnapp.

11.12.2025 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 111    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Oh wait, this is an American corporation we're talking about. So, replace "horrifically violent" with "unhinged sex"

11.12.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If we can't stop people using genAI tools, then they may as well have SoraAI pump out endless amounts of horrifically violent stuff involving Disney characters.

11.12.2025 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m never gonna shut up about how I think the NFT sellout artists paved the way for all this. They showed corporations that there is no moral spine in their most popular and powerful artists. That they will screw over their peers for the most idiotic reason and tech bros saw how it only took fake $

11.12.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 102    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
4 panel comic starring a character that is absolutely not Mickey Mouse.

It starts with Not Mickey waving to us with a big smile on his face, standing in a pleasant looking meadow. After an "AW HAW," he greets us by saying "er, hiya folks!"

Panel 2, the POV pans in, so Not Mickey fills the frame. He is now backlit, shifting the mood somewhat. With a hand outstretched, he says "goin' inta this new year, I want ya all ta know sumthin'"

Panel 3. NM's face, now looking disturbingly over-rendered, fills the frame, his wide eyes staring into us. He continues: "I OWN you. Right down to your component atoms."

Panel 4. NM, back to his loveable cartoon self --hands clasped behind him-- begins to float into the air, leaving a puff of dust in his wake. He is surrounded by a glow of cosmic energy.

We finish with him saying "ANYhoo. I'm off ta conquer a third world country."

4 panel comic starring a character that is absolutely not Mickey Mouse. It starts with Not Mickey waving to us with a big smile on his face, standing in a pleasant looking meadow. After an "AW HAW," he greets us by saying "er, hiya folks!" Panel 2, the POV pans in, so Not Mickey fills the frame. He is now backlit, shifting the mood somewhat. With a hand outstretched, he says "goin' inta this new year, I want ya all ta know sumthin'" Panel 3. NM's face, now looking disturbingly over-rendered, fills the frame, his wide eyes staring into us. He continues: "I OWN you. Right down to your component atoms." Panel 4. NM, back to his loveable cartoon self --hands clasped behind him-- begins to float into the air, leaving a puff of dust in his wake. He is surrounded by a glow of cosmic energy. We finish with him saying "ANYhoo. I'm off ta conquer a third world country."

11.12.2025 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 195    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooh, I like this idea! I'll post my own in a bit.

11.12.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah.

I was wondering why everyone was going on about Disney.

11.12.2025 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Yep!

I will not elaborate further.

11.12.2025 12:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me: right, let's get this thing done, and I can then do something that'll give you the good chemicals

Brain: *SCREAMING*

11.12.2025 12:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw advice a while back that one of the ways to get through life as an adult is to just give yourself ten minutes to do a thing. Ten minutes.

It's decent advice, but it requires not having a magpie brain.

11.12.2025 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

me taking more time thinking about wrapping presents than the time it'd take to just wrap the damned presents

11.12.2025 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

For any of you artists out there who are at a loss with the way things are going right now, just remember Mr. Rogers' words of wisdom.

04.12.2025 11:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 911    ๐Ÿ” 292    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

If Valve had actual competition, they might be forced to deal with stuff like this. Couple that with the way things are going everywhere right now, and I unfortunately don't see them doing anything about toxic users.

11.12.2025 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unfortunately, Valve are super Libertarian, and that reflects in how hands off they are with moderating user reviews.

I'd take no user reviews at all if it meant getting rid of behaviour like this.

11.12.2025 12:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 112    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Something very satisfying about a comic cover that is basically a giant comic panel.

11.12.2025 12:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A crude drawing of my swesty face, uncomfortably close up. The eyes look utterly tired and bloodshot. The expression reads as just... done.

A crude drawing of my swesty face, uncomfortably close up. The eyes look utterly tired and bloodshot. The expression reads as just... done.

me hearing about the fonts thing on Irish radio

10.12.2025 13:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 108    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He also does that laugh that all plumbers/builders/workmen do.

11.12.2025 11:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

do cheers references work in 2025

11.12.2025 11:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes I feel envious about my regular coffee spot's Norm.

Then, I realise how exhausting it would be having to be "on" the entire time I'm in there.

11.12.2025 11:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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