Dane Canyon

Dane Canyon

@cantwait2b.bsky.social

Too damn nerdy | Always trying to walk the line between mental health and healthy hoeing | Madonna worshipper | Horror | ๐Ÿ”ž | ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ

8,975 Followers 2,327 Following 11,273 Posts Joined Jul 2023
3 weeks ago

๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ so beautiful Iโ€™m always in awe

Hope your Saturday was amazing friend ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’œ

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3 weeks ago

Fuck ๐Ÿฅต

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3 weeks ago

If youโ€™re in the room like soโ€ฆ I volunteer

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3 weeks ago

A black square?

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3 weeks ago

This is insanity in the best humanly way possible ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ

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3 weeks ago

The shots from underneath omg ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต

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3 weeks ago

Omg ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต

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3 weeks ago

Best valentines wishes Iโ€™ve seen yet today ๐Ÿฅต

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3 weeks ago

๐Ÿ˜

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3 weeks ago

๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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1 month ago

Right? ๐Ÿคข

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1 month ago
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Likeโ€ฆ imagine going to Kid Rockโ€™s raisin in the potato salad backwoods inbred bbq when you have this magnificence unfolding ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ

What a fucking show! ๐Ÿ˜

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1 month ago

Fucking atrocious hey ๐Ÿ˜ซ

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1 month ago

Not even for before the game?

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1 month ago

Working in retail is a wild experience during something like the Super Bowl (or Grey Cup in Canada). Half of the day you want to open your wrists bc everyone and their shitty family is trying to get their shopping in before the gameโ€ฆ thenโ€ฆ Peace. Serenity. Beauty. Quiet. ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒ…

๐Ÿ˜‚

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1 month ago
A still shot of Madonna and Lady Gaga physically fighting from an SNL skit that aired in 2009

This is my Super Bowl

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1 month ago

That last pic is so ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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1 month ago

OMFG NOOOO WHAT???? It was bad enough feeling bits and pieces?! Feeling the whole damn thing ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“

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1 month ago

Thanks babe ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

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1 month ago
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a woman is surrounded by police officers and says i volunteer . ALT: a woman is surrounded by police officers and says i volunteer .
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1 month ago

Holy shit ๐Ÿฅต

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1 month ago

This pic will always be fucking hilarious

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1 month ago

Damn, thank you! ๐Ÿฅฐ too kind sexy!

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1 month ago

YES! ๐Ÿ˜ Top 10 soundtrack of all time. Top 10 โ€œera captured perfectlyโ€ films of all time ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ

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1 month ago

Sir! Goddamn ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต

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1 month ago

Somebody come pump a fucking load into me ๐Ÿฅต

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1 month ago

Over and done with. Now onto the healing and the never having to se that lump ever again!

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1 month ago

Like what the fuck was that speech? And his former friend and partner is suing him for multiple instances of him being shady as fuck? Girlโ€ฆ

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1 month ago

โ€œStop doing anything else but workingโ€

Bitchโ€ฆ the only person who would even think that is someone who DOESNโ€™T HAVE TO WORK

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1 month ago

Pharrell Williams telling people to never stop working ๐Ÿ™„ and that heโ€™s 52 and if you do what you love every day youโ€™ll get paid for free isโ€ฆ well intentioned BUT SO FUCKING OUT OF TOUCH itโ€™s unreal. Thereโ€™s billions of people on this planet and the Grammyโ€™s honor a couple hundred a year? Yeah. Okay.

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