Did 3 shots of guacamole on a dare
Iran, please wait in line until your number is called.
Eventually some average Joe will get tired of hearing Billionaires brag about how much of our tax money they found a way to get their hands on this week.
War is bad. We should not do the wars. I am a no on the wars.
Explain it to me like I’m five… 🤬
Drunk Hegseth: I declare the Strait as "open",
but the only thing is 'Iran is shooting at us", so it is CLOSED.
They have to offer children too
Good question there, Columbo.
That dude has never changed a diaper his or any of those rugrats.
Yow!!
rich people always talk like every syllable is true when most of everything they say is made up shit in hopes people within earshot might be impressed enough to ask for an autograph or a selfie then and they reject them to
make themselves feel special
Scott Bessent must’ve recently completed his English courses.
He’s really bad at speaking.
You mean UV reactive?
Phones have made everyone think they deserve 24/7 access to others, and it's simply not true. I do not & will not respond immediately. I'll do it when I have the time & mental space for it...
If you don't like it that is your problem.
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(H/T @SafeH2o4Schools)
If we made the green energy transition this war would be unthinkable and these authoritarians wouldn’t be in power — not in the US, not in Iran, not in Saudi Arabia, not in Russia. Hydrocarbons are killing our freedom and just plain killing us.
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Every second he’s not in prison for child rape we are paying for. Plus the war and the golf and the million in steak and
Lobster for asshats who have homes but are too afraid to just go there so we pay for them To stay at military bases.
How long before “Biden got us into this war”?
That’s your niche
They’re gonna be dropping like flies soon by their own hands
Guys, I think we've arrived at the point where we can safely label the Republican Party a Terrorist Organization.
Where he’d already “obliterated “ their abilities (LOL)
The only push-ups that guy ever did was while he was on top of kids.
The Resident of the United States
I wrote a thing without the use of a dictionary or autocorrect and it has nearly 500 likes!
Sofa King/Presidunce
Jared Kushner has never felt comfortable being called “Daddy” during sex.