Rt Hon Carly Fox PC MP RIP

london north centre died with me 😌✊

fuck it saturday morning diet coke

4am! Keep up

atwood's response to getting an honourary rt hon:

"oh that is so very nice of you all! I hadn't heard about that, but thanks for telling me 🙂 That is a very nice honor. Thanks again!"

I have gone to ONE class all week and I still feel like I've been shot

ive informed attwood hes a rt hon now... didn't tell him he will have to take a shot next year

so close!! she's actually right above the cup

tutter from bear and the big blue house (small blue mouse)

this is what @nicolasmichaudmpsp.bsky.social saw in our first year when I made him delete his tweets

dare i say the most recurring mpsp theme

feeling like arnold from the magic school bus

carly and co clapping in house of commons, carly does not take her eyes off of her ipad which would've been playing surf's up

can you even point of order someone watching surf's up on their tablet? bc if so yall slipped

carly and quanah obliviously yapping while like half the rt honourable caucus smiles at the camera (carly's ipad is visible, 50/50 she was watching surfs up or playing hay day)

i just sent this photo to quanah and i said "quanah we might be dumb dumb" bc neither of us noticed 6 people posing for a photo behind us

carly fox in a committee hearing looking VERY serious, diet coke right next to her

this was taken before i chugged a can of diet coke in 30 seconds as part of my heritage committee testimony

everyone in the house of commons LOSING it (laughing), carly doing that dumb trick to not cry from laughing successfully

one of u guys had me HOLLERING in the house

too bad i can't remember who it was or what was funny at all

carly speaking AGAIN in the house of commons, benny and josh looking particularly concerned peeking out behind her

"shall we do a little key? should we have a little line? I will stop now."

carly fox looking VERY judgementally at someone during sitting days - quanah nic and rose are there too, looking less judgey

"and my not so occasionally mean faces in the house"

i will simply have to show u guys how to make memes w candids

(im both narcissistic AND 🍃)

the mpsplague gave me pink eye im not even joking

guys wake tf up photos dropped i wanna make memes out of them

five big booms for the photographers

HOW DID I FORGET ANYONE BUT YOU

stellar addition

me opening find my friends 1000% constitutes tracking

its a tracking APP

id threaten to track u down and give it to u but i am so comfy rn its crazy

for context I was meddling in caucus meetings, overheard jayden mention the renovations, and went 👹 WHAT DO U MEAN DARCY'S IS CLOSED 👹

sorry to that caucus meeting ✊

which differs from my IMPLICT reference to [REDACTED]

is now a good time to share I explicitly referenced bong rips in the diet coke committee hearing to dispel the pepsi vs coke debate

sick day pairs well with cold meds and naps on the couch

my movie recommendations:
surf's up
the fantastic mr fox
princess bride
neverending story
ella enchanted
princess diaries
stand by me
night at the museum

(note: find a movie u can loosely follow the plot of half-conscious)

boxd.it/ttR0o

a perfect sick day routine:

sleep in
shower
wear an actual outfit
order soup dumplings
eat soup dumplings
take a nap
have vivid dreams
awaken from said nap
enjoy a half-conscious activity
take another nap
eat dinner (scooby doo pasta)
watch a movie
doze off
wake up
officially go to sleep

MPSPlague treatment
• REST
• hydration (aka gatorade)
• vitamins (good food + smoothies)
• heating pad for physical pain
• pain meds for headaches
• cold meds just bc (/j?)

NOT A DOCTOR 🗣️

MPSymptomsP (common)

• hoarse voice
• cough
• tired
• headaches
• weak appetite
• body aches

NOT A DOCTOR 🗣️

you are more likely at risk if you:
• yapped a lot
• led a party
• went to after parties
• did not sleep well
• did not eat well
• did not hydrate often
• had a bad immune system to start with (like me)