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MP Evan Roche

@evanroche.bsky.social

• Député // MP : Kanata • Parti Polaire du Canada // Polar Party of Canada • MPSP Parody Account

88 Followers  |  124 Following  |  26 Posts  |  Joined: 20.11.2024  |  1.8751

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What does Polar change means for you?
🏠Igloo Ownership ;
💰No Cold Tax ;
🚔A Big, Beautiful Ice Wall ;
❄️Snow Day All Year Long.

But change doesn’t happen unless you vote for it. Vote for change. Vote Polar. ❄️🇨🇦

14.11.2025 02:58 — 👍 11    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

Wow I was an undecided voter before but this convinced me to vote for the PPC

As someone who is NOT Simon He, and a totally real PROUD Canadian, we NEED the PPC to save us against the radical Jedi agenda

Also Simon He (who I am not) truly is the most qualified for Minister of Finance with the PPC!

12.11.2025 01:25 — 👍 9    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 1
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Roméo Ntwari has a real plan to stand up to New Frengland. On November 21st, you can vote for it. Vote #CanadaCool.
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Roméo Ntwari a un vrai plan pour se tenir debout contre la Nouvelle-Frangleterre. Le 21 novembre, vous pouvez voter pour ça. Votez #CanadaCool

10.11.2025 16:06 — 👍 12    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 1

She makes a good point. But if she had read our platform, she’d know that the Polar Party will implement a car buyback program, replace highways with ice lanes, and provide every citizen with a Canadian-made Ski-Doo.

That’s how we keep Canada cool. That’s why you should vote for the Polar Party.

10.11.2025 02:16 — 👍 11    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 1

This is just misinformation 🤦‍♂️ In our platform, we clearly state that we will reduce traffic jams with the car buy-back program, and our ski doos on ice highways will make travel efficient. I now know why it’s called the Delulu party 🤷‍♂️

10.11.2025 03:16 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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If you’ve been waiting for a sign, this is it. ❄️🇨🇦
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Si vous attendiez un signe, le voici. ❄️🇨🇦

09.11.2025 17:20 — 👍 10    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

Today, I am proud to announce I voted for the Polar Party of Canada in my home riding of Kanata. As candidate, I promise to champion Polar values in the House 🙏

08.11.2025 20:11 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Jedi’s economic plan is not worth the heat.

Polars will : axe the Cold Tax, Freeze the Deficit, Build affordable Igloos and move from Climate Change to Climate Chill. Get out and vote #PolarParty. 🇨🇦

08.11.2025 16:25 — 👍 12    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 1
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7:32AM v. 7:40AM.
Imitation is the greatest form of flattery. Thank you, @emilelangloismpsp.bsky.social

07.11.2025 17:54 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1
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The power’s in your hands. Let’s build a better, cooler Canada — vote POLAR! 🌨️🇨🇦
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Le pouvoir est entre vos mains. Construisons ensemble un Canada meilleur et plus cool — votez POLAIRE ! 🌨️🇨🇦

07.11.2025 05:54 — 👍 14    🔁 10    💬 0    📌 0

The Preschool-Jedi Cold Tax needs to go. Polars will get it done.
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La Taxe Froide Préscolaire-Jedi doit être abrogée. Les Polaires s’en chargeront.

03.11.2025 08:45 — 👍 12    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

This is just plain misinformation. Rather than offering real arguments, the Jedis are focused on ad hominem attacks toward the only party putting Canadians first. Canadians please be safe November 21st 🙏

04.11.2025 22:33 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

“Blind trust”, “Anonymous broker”, and “Loblaws”. Canadians, if this isn’t an omission of guilt, I don’t know what is. This election, please make the right choice. Evan, or the elites.

04.11.2025 00:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is complete defamation. Of course this member is concerned with personal finances, especially since he was caught day trading the stock of the Jedi “speeders” to get rich. Canadians, November 21st you have a choice. Canada, or corruption.

03.11.2025 23:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Wait a minute…

“First of all, this is fake.

Secondly, were it real, I would not regret a thing and in fact would do it again if I had the opportunity.”

Canadians, it is evident this is the agenda of the Jedi party. Please be safe November 21st 🫡

03.11.2025 23:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

We’ve found the Jedi Party’s QP talking points…and you won’t believe it!

NOT.WORTH.THE.HEAT.

03.11.2025 03:08 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 2

We’ll even establish a national Robin Sparkles day

03.11.2025 03:07 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I second this motion 🫡

02.11.2025 22:51 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Happy Halloween Canadians! As we enjoy the day of scares, please note the only thing scarier than today is a unprepared Jedi government. Please stay safe November 21st 🫡

31.10.2025 22:39 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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White Halloween😍.
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Halloween Blanc😍.

30.10.2025 18:51 — 👍 15    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0
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Putting Canada First 🇨🇦.
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Nous mettons le Canada D’abord 🇨🇦.

26.10.2025 16:11 — 👍 26    🔁 15    💬 0    📌 0

Sounds like an unprofessional excuse to me… Canadians deserve the right to know each platform well ahead of the election, not a last minute document plagiarizing the Polar Party of Canada.

24.10.2025 01:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No, it is not. Since our ideal highways are ice, car accidents will lower due to perfectly flat roads without pot holes. Moreover, we are investing in Canadian Ski-Doos to allow safe travel as an alternative to the reckless speeders that are terrifyingly poor at handling.

20.10.2025 19:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Every child should have an opportunity to visit the North Pole. That's why The Polar Party will fund Polar Express service across the country!
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Il faut que chaque enfant ait l'occasion de visiter le pôle nord. C'est pourquoi le Parti Polaire financera service de l'Express Polaire autour du pays!

17.10.2025 00:52 — 👍 20    🔁 12    💬 2    📌 3

Bruh, you can’t protect Earth from Space.
That’s “out of this world” crazy.

Polar bears are the way to protect Canada.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

@polarmpsp.bsky.social

17.10.2025 23:46 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1

Polars will stand up against New Frengland’s tariffs, Jedis will turn a blind eye 🙏

17.10.2025 23:34 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Groceries are about to become more affordable!
We’re removing all tax on Frozen Goods in the groceries!
So go thaw that frozen pizza!
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Les épiceries vont être plus abordables.
Ont retire les taxes des aliments sûr-geler!

Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.

17.10.2025 13:34 — 👍 17    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 2

HEAR, HEAR! 🗣️

AXE THE TAX !!!

17.10.2025 18:54 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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As a former member of the Root Beer Party, I believe it is time to re-open the debate of what the national drink should be. But, there’s only one answer: Couche Tard’s “Polar Pop”. Canadians deserve the right to choose any drink they please, especially a root beer 🍻

15.10.2025 20:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“As the @rosedagenaismpsp.bsky.social’s Barbie Judges-era comes to an end, Polars pledge to appoint Santa Judges”. 🎅⚖️
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“Alors que l’ère des Juges Barbie de @rosedagenaismpsp.bsky.social se termine, les Polaires s’engagent à nommer des Juges Santa”. 🧑‍🎄⚖️

15.10.2025 16:30 — 👍 16    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 4

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