cerise

wow is it hot in here? ... well anyways

Our mother has been absent
Ever since we founded Rome
But there's going to be a party
When the wolf comes home

unfortunately for everyone living there God is keeping Trump alive to punish the US. sorry everyone. under normal circumstances this wouldn't even be happening but the US can't behave so 😔

To risk all is the end all and the beginning all
#moon

Do you believe in life after love?

yes

I taught myself how to #knit and purl and soon I shall have a shawl 🧶

I already have a scarf and a fish blanket

the world is falling apart and I will build a castle out of the rubble

same methods, different era

just thrifted 5 lovely sweaters

why does everyone get rid of cute sweaters #thrift

I'm not sick, I swear! I'm just (lists off COVID diagnostic criteria)

Gods I am so gay

What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame
Does it have a name?
Yes
Loathing
Unadulterated loathing

no they were like anti gay I'm afraid

Tiktok lied about the #alien invasion today ... What else are they lying about 🧐

#Coup in South Korea? The entire world is absolutely going through it right now

You're a screws-loose boozer
An only one-star reviews-er
You're a power-bottom at rock bottom
But you got company

Going from an Ohio based Republican run company to a normie liberal company is quite the culture shock. Night and day difference in the company atmosphere -- leadership matters.

If you bite my hand again
I will never feed you, you can call me evil
Take it to the grave if you wanna play pretend
I won't be mistreated, please call me conceited
Took me way too long to put this to bed
Lovin' you was lethal, guess that makes me evil, evil

I want soup. Soup for my family.

Guess what?
You got more than you bargained.
Ain't it, crazy?
You got more than you paid for.
So gimme just one more chance,
One more glance,
One more hand, to hold.

Happy birthday ♐

There's no question to be posed
He's unholy, case closed
Did you forget that Hell is forever?

My partner had misread the date for our #friendsgiving ... Tis actually today, not yesterday.

At least I get a 2nd corn souffle

I shall knit a robe of many gay colors

I will become the knitting lady I was meant to be

Just need some yarn 🧶

new job says I need a doctor's note to wear a mask--oh how the turn tables #iamgonnadieyoung

If your antique store isn't a dangerous labyrinth that takes up multiple floors of 3 separate early 20th century storefronts with doors knocked through the brick walls to join them into one Symphony Of The Night castle of deals then frankly I'm not interested.

Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody fucks
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody sucks

I have been informed that in the midst of it inevitably being so over, we are in fact back.