brooks

ANC so good you’ll miss every subway announcement and wind up on the other side of the city

This is such a fun way to frame unremitting IP theft

Last night I watched a video on how Lay’s potato chips are made and it’s more impressive than anything I’ve ever seen AI do

A lot of you are just jealous no woman has ever written a love song about your hog

It’s beginning to sound like ‘The Life of a Showgirl’ is Taylor Swift’s ‘Illud Divinum Insanus’ (this is a post for like 12 people)

My two groups of friends

Wild that some women’s tops require a second person to fasten them from the back; there are some clothes you simply cannot wear if you’re single

YouTube video by Bell Witch - Topic Mirror Reaper

Bell Witch somehow pulled it off youtu.be/50Mei8QVig4?...

The first 4 minutes of Tubular Bells are incredible, then it immediately dissolves into unlistenable trash

Bill Burr performing at the City of Dis comedy fest in the sixth circle of hell: they have a Chili’s!

Imagine being friends with Taylor Swift and knowing that there’s a chance any interaction you have with her might end up getting blasted through the loudspeakers at TJ Maxx

I really hope @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social has good security

Not to brag but 💅

I’m somewhere between a dumb smart guy and a smart dumb guy

How do I opt out

Getting older is like your phone battery losing its max charge but your body. Even after charging overnight I’m starting the day at like 86%

Looks like it’s time to bust out the hat

Let’s just say a ham sandwich could put out a hit record if Max Martin was co-writing the whole thing

Cast it into the fires of Mount Doom

Project 2025 stated clearly that they wanted the majority of their agenda implemented within the first 180 days of the admin. I remember thinking at the time 'gosh that's 6 months. there's no way the courts will be able to catch up.'

Don’t worry, once we’ve helped them come for immigrants and trans people, they’re sure to be appeased and dedicated to solidarity in our great big tent and not come after anyone else, as history teaches

Incredibly disappointing and almost resigns me to giving up

One of the most depressing revelations of the apocalypse is how many democrats are just as bad as the republicans

Also a warning to all the B-listers invited to the riyadh comedy festival

Let’s just say a ham sandwich could put out a hit record if Max Martin was co-writing the whole thing

My Dad just played VAG in our running game of Scrabble, and it’s actually the closest I’ve ever gotten to having the sex talk with him

People will say they would never use psychedelics, but then flip on ANC on their AirPods; my guy, you are *literally altering your perception*

You know you’ve waited too long to do laundry when you start dipping into the novelty Christmas socks at the bottom of the drawer

A lineup of pure terror