brooks

The Magic School Bus could be inside your colon right now and you’d have no fkn clue

"AMERICA FIRST!!! SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!"

I scream from the window of my 'sedan' on my way to the 'restaurant' to pick up an 'entrée' I will eat on my 'patio' after pulling into the 'garage' on my 'cul-de-sac'

Quick question: How do I take the $18.49/month I pay for HBO Max and funnel it directly to @lastweektonight.com?

It’s called a ‘beret’ because you are guaranteed to get ‘berated’ by your friends for even thinking you might be able to pull one off

The only time anyone has ever gotten action anywhere even close to dream theater

I don’t pronounce it ‘Uranus’ OR ‘Uranus’ but a secret third way

Just took a bias training course at work and bad news: being a Dream Theater fan is not a protected characteristic

Perhaps today is the day you finally hit send on ‘The Post That Changed The World’

Erika Kirk arriving to the State of the Union

The fact that 10% federal judges are Black, a group that compromises about 8% of law school graduates, show the corruption of DEI. The fact that two-thirds of the Supreme Court are in the Federalist Society, a cult that includes 5% of law school graduates, shows the triumph of meritocracy.

Four Bluesky posts from user Cindy (@adventurebrazil.bsky.social) posted 3-4 hours ago. Each post contains identical error message: "Error connecting to AI (high): Error code: 429 - {'code': 'Some resource has been exhausted', 'error': 'Your team 6ad0673c-c109-4d07-8da6-41933a68fb8e has either used all available credits or reached its monthly spending limit. To continue making API requests, please purchase more credits or rais..." Posts are replies to different users: Scott Horton, zoobagump.bsky.social, Lucy (with flower emoji), and Salud Natural. Each post has engagement buttons below and shows 1 like.

Oops, someone forgot to feed their robot

I know I have Dad blood because I’m visiting the North Bay for the weekend (2,900 miles from where I live) and yet when it starting raining my first thought was still: “this is good, we needed this”

Seems crazy to me the DNC would rather court a single-digit percentage of moderate Republicans, when they could focus on activating the 90 million eligible voters that weren’t even motivated enough to vote 2024

I genuinely think Bernie would have won in 2016.

The internet really started with Al Gore and seems to be ending with AI gore

Ever since I was a small child I knew I wanted to spend my time online calling out nitwits and professional agitators for using unlabeled AI to make disingenuous arguments in order to manipulate the public discourse

Dumb motherfuckers love heavy metal because heavy metal is smart. Smart motherfuckers love heavy metal because heavy metal is dumb.

How it feels to get a laugh react from everyone in the All Hands Zoom chat

What we need is more RAWK in the Super Bowl!
Here’s a list of a half-dozen culturally irrelevant rawk bands I thought were cool when I was 14 and still do because deep down I am a child and the world is very scary to me

Exactly!

Demonstrating exactly how AI can be used to produce award-winning creative would go even further than these ads to show off that AI is in an effective tool worth investing in.

…that is, if it was used at all. Because if not, that in and of itself would be extremely revealing.

The Anthropic Super Bowl ad is rightly being lauded as the best of the best, some are already calling it the ad(s) of the year. Genius-level positioning, differentiation, and laddering of the competition. A+++ in both strategy & execution.

What I would love to know is if they used AI to produce it?

tired of jorkin it to completion, just to fill the tank

All of this could’ve been averted if you mfers had just Pokémon went to the polls

“Buy the dip!!”

The only dip I’m interested in:

The Epstein Files aren’t funny Systemic abuse by the power elite is no laughing matter, and here's why.

I wrote a bit about why the Epstein Files are no laughing matter.

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Leave no workflow unstreamlined

I might be ok with Palantir’s global database on all human activity if they’d be more public with how we were being classified.

Like what if we got cool little achievements?
Earned special icons for being a public nuisance? Let us know we’re in the top 1% of people saying Fuck ICE on social?

One cool thing about being an unfathomably rich man is that the worst thing the media will ever call you is a “disgraced financier,” that’s the ceiling