mikeo

year of the horsle starts now

Bug free ✅
Brilliant design ✅
Delivering on its promise every day ✅

spending most of my time nowdays imagining a guy mistakenly calling thomas a train so i can swoop in and school him in front of my crush

not every holiday needs to become a season. sometimes it can just be a day

probably her middle name is normal though

i can't rule it out

yeah just this carpenter I heard of once long ago who's basically the most important person to even have a relationship with ohh jeez what was his name 😉

mikeo-182!

feeling like the white mikeo

i could picture them rocking out too now that you mention it

yeah they're called blink 182 because when you hear their music you turn 182 degrees and walk away

anyone else get serious "Rock Music" vibes when listening to blink 182?

happy birthday! hope you get birthday luck and find some sprouts on the ground next time you look down

when you get replaced by a pod person what happens to the original you? do they put you in their old pod or where do you go. need to know by tomorrow morning btw

i will pass this on to our marketing department

seems you guys were completely wrong about consumerism. just bought something that turned out to be the last thing i needed and everything in my life clicked perfectly into place. keep shopping until you find the right item! you won't know it till you've bought it!!

product on a store shelf called "human pet bed"

haha no i'm buying it for a post. yeah sort of an inside joke. no not friends exactly. it's from twitter. no this is for bluesky. bluesky? the app? right yeah like twitter. so this guy cybersmith... yknow it's easier if i show you the tweets. no they don't mind waiting. you don't mind do you?

and also with you

good morning one liter of coffee and fried eggs

he shouldn't be trying to fool people anyway

the egg is actually justin bieber's enemy but i am hearing this too about myself

Im hearing mikeo has gone as viral as justin bieber’s egg. can anyone corroborate ?

right! like I would have probably shared its many powers and truths and riches but not if you're gonna be a selfish conversationalist

me: trying to tell my friend that I found the location of the priceless jade scorpion i've been searching for all these years moments after i proposed to my girlfriend

my friend who always misses the point of every story: omg congratulations on your engagement!!! so happy for you!!

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🕴️🫂

i have very little control over the height of my jumps

ghosting my vape in the opera bathroom

and it's still cursed or...?

having the same priceless jade scorpion everyone else has is actually quite a bit what's wrong with society. have you seen fight club?