Mr. Synnystr

It takes a "Special Kind"...

Christian Nationalists:

QUESTION: How often is Jesus mentioned in the Constitution?

ANSWER: Zero times.

If you think the people throwing Great Gatsby-esque parties for themselves, while millions were denied their food assistance, are all of a sudden going to grow a conscience and save affordable healthcare, you clearly have not been paying attention.

Remember the time Obama personally caught a fainting woman during his speech — rather than just blankly staring like a sociopath?

Character isn't something you tell people about.

It's something you live.

And Jesus said unto them, “What the hell?! You actually believed an elderly, bright orange, morbidly obese psychopath was the right person to put in the White House? I swear to God, you idiots will believe ANYTHING!”

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BREAKING: SANDWICH GUY ACQUITTED. NOT GUILTY!

Mike Johnson is obstructing the US Constitution. President Lyndon Johnson was sworn in by Sarah Hughes, a US District Court Judge for Northern District of Texas. President Calvin Coolidge was sworn in by his own father – a notary public and justice of the peace.

Swear in Adelita Grijalva. Now.

Breaking News from CNN: A federal judge issued an order that the Regime must fully pay SNAP BENEFITS by tomorrow, Friday, because of a Convicted FElon's comment on Truth Social. The Regime stated that they will appeal the decision.
The Regime has only paid 50% of SNAP BENEFITS.

There will come a time when there will be a reckoning for all of this... Very Soon,
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Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.

All the pearl-clutching about Zohran Mamdani--by right-wingers who elected a half-senile old TV star president--is very amusing. For once the shoe is on the other foot.

Mamdani: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life but let tonight be the final time I utter his name."

BREAKING: PROP 50 HAS PASSED IN CALIFORNIA

“Donald Trump, since I know you're watching...I have four words for you: Turn the volume up!” - Mayor Mamdani

MSNBC calls Virginia for Spanberger

"Speaker Johnson, it looks as though the president is currently stabbing you with a knife. Do you have any comment?"

"Well, look, this is the first I'm hearing about it. As you know, I've been really busy not doing my job, so I just don't know enough about this alleged stabbing to make a comment."

Please don’t make “Ding dong the witch is dead” posts about Dick Cheney. It is disrespectful to witches, who are awesome.

Well, hell. Looks like I'm going to need to drink more coffee. Dick Cheney died and I'm going to need a full bladder for the funeral.

This will increase Mamdani's margin of victory by double digits.

#ETTD

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Remember record stores?

When music wasn’t in the cloud. #Truth 😎

it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions

"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"