Jonathan P.

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Titanukkah

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A Clear And Present Manger

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Comic: Santa praising an elf, saying, "Great! Dave finished all of his Gandalf dolls! Hey Danny, how you coming along with the Bilbos?" Danny looks gobsmacked surrounded by his Dildos.

The Lord of Giving Things: The Two Toys

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The Xmasist

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The Dove, the Savior and the Little Drummer Boy

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The Hunt For Red & Green December

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Die Hard

Oh, wait, that IS a Christmas movie.

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Commando Partridge In A Pear Tree

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#MillennialYoMammaJokes Yo mamma so millennial she asks, "why do you ever call?"

#MillennialYoMammaJokes Yo mamma's so old, she still has a landline

Yo mamma collects AOL disks

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Yo mamma's so old, she was born last century

#MillennialYoMammaJokes Yo mamma so millennial she never let you play Trouble because "Popamatic" sound too much like "problematic."

Yo mamma thought this was Jonathan Taylor, the RB from the Colts

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Yo mamma thinks a Big Mac is her old Apple computer she still uses

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Yo mama’s so old, when she was born,
The Dead Sea just started getting sick.

Owl holding in its beak Pokemon Magikarp plushie by its tail. I *think* this is from apple_owls on Twitter (wish they were here).

Yo Mamma so lame, she got her ass beat by Magikarp.

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#MillennialYoMammaJokes Yo mamma so millennial she ain't playing this game cause she's afraid Yo Mamma jokes are cultural appropriation.

#MillennialYoMammaJokes is this week's #WednesdayChocolateWars #HashtagGame !

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Yo mamma thinks an ICE agent is the cube dispenser in the freezer door

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Yo mamma only says LOL if she actually does it out loud

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They used to call it a jumpoline before yo mama got on it!

Yo mamma calls you every time and never texts!

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Ghostbusters: Cayenne Empire

Vampire licking blood off fingers, but with a Cheetos bag edited in.

Some Like it Flamin' Hot

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Star Trek III:The Sriracha for Spock

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You Can't Curry Love

Chile's Play

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Dude, Where's My Cardamom