celebrating st patrick’s day early by eating a stick of kerrygold butter
Like Brewski
This is Summit. He is a friend to pretty much everyone he meets. But has a special soft spot for the little critters who stop long enough for him to say hello. 13/10 (IG: bakerbarnes)
Live your life in such a way that the entire world doesn’t wake up every morning hoping to hear the news that you’re finally dead.
Me
Some personal news: I’m transitioning from CEO to a new role as Bluesky’s Chief Innovation Officer! I’m excited to welcome @toni.bsky.team as our interim CEO.
More here: bsky.social/about/blog/0...
Watching the sunset is like getting a forehead kiss from the sky.
Four drunks will start a fight. Four stoners will start a band. 🤣🤣💙
As relevant today as it was… 57 (wow)… years ago. From Vietnam to Afghanistan and now Iran. ‘Whoopee! We’re all going to die.’
Continually referring to the salary as "moolah" while the interviewer gets increasingly uncomfortable
This is brilliantly evil.
One of his songs has been on my mind,
“and it’s 1,2,3 what are we fighting for? Don’t ask me I don’t give a damn. Next stop is…”
unfortunately my brain is no
longer supported by updates
Your daily affirmation:
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and it's ok if I warp all space & time around me with the sheer gravity of my existence.
🎶 wiggle it. just a little bit 🎶
It would be cool if things stopped getting rapidly shittier all the time
In retrospect, we should have just let them have their fucking plastic straws
Good morning BlueSky. This just in from Puerto Vallarta.
wearing my women in stem t-shirt on international women’s day to celebrate the fact that i was given that and a reusable water bottle instead of equal pay
Oven clock, we meet again.
losing an hour on International Women’s Day feels right
one less hour on international women’s day for me to be wrong about something
don’t forget to set your clocks ahead 3 years today.
Have you seen my hour?
Spring forward feels like a tax on time remaining before I die.
My brain has been stuck on apple tots for nearly 24 hours now.
one time my aunt stopped speaking to me for six months bc i dropped in the chat that chick-fil-a is closed on sundays so their employees can go get their abortions
