Captain C'vahn

Perfect 😼

~Fruit of the Fertile Landsguard~

I could take 'em 😏

Bon appetit~

Go right ahead 😘

Y'all, I legit love this trend of viral video thumbnails of just ridiculous stuff, like the meta of baby toys or how owners keeping the treats away from pets is a conspiracy against cats everywhere 😹

Ranking Cords and Wires Based On Edibility

You had to dodge the animation, not just the orange indicator

Healers are required to keep everyone topped off

Normal Raids are high-end content

You'll get flamed for sub-par play, even if you're new

RDM should be the first one to use Raise

I'm happy to say I was wrong about ALL of these.

⟡ a forbidden past ⟡

Little comic i decided to make based off "The Daily Life Of A girl And The Mafia Boss She Kidnapped" by @plasticbottru on twitter! check em out, their art is great

#GPOSER #GPOSE #EorzeaPhotos #FFXIV #AliceFythGposes #comic

Gonna be real honest here and say I never really looked into Latin American cultures, especially beyond Mexico. I feel like part of that is lack of exposure, partly my own fault for not researching. Still, I've started doing a little bit of research on them, thanks to this expansion. 🤔

Okay, this is super cute! 😻

For my story character: Miqo > au ra > Miqo > au ra > hrothgar > lala memery > Miqo > bunboi > Miqo > bunboi > Miqo

For C'vahn: au ra > hrothgar > twinky Miqo > part-hroth beefy Miqo

Both au ra were the base for Khevan and the hroths were the base for Bo. The bunboi is still a retainer.

Artist's depiction of Demi's bedroom door, circa 2026

Grandt is too old to have kids.

Brynden has always been physically unable to have kids.

Viktor got himself snipped.

Toby takes male contraceptives (because he's a good boy).

The rest are gay, demi/ace, or committed, so pregnancy isn't an issue. All STIs are easily curable in my canon.

Spicy #VahnLore 🧵

C'vahn's body is too unstable. He can take steps to stabilize it, like contraceptives in reverse.

Cameron and the twins are just lucky they haven't caused a pregnancy yet.

Lucius and Eliza take contraceptives.

Bo checks if his partner is on meds.

Brad and Jayke don't care.

The kind of pillow with different uses for each side 😌

Some might even enjoy being sat on 😜

From a healthcare worker: PLEASE tell your grandparents, parents, or any loved ones eligible for Medicare —

Medicare “Replacement” or “Advantage” plans are a scam. Just stick with regular Medicare and do not let these insurance agents sell you their nonsense.

Bon appetit~

I was like 80% sure you were the same one I chatted a bit with before, but this confirms it 😹

Okay, this had me cackling 😹

Friendly reminder to not let yourself get scammed out of Umbral Clay by buying it off the market board. Go to Goplu.

I decided to go full "that weird quirky rpg team" because it's my game and I want to have fun 😤

So you walk the night with some dude, a Chemist Lantern, an Antique Sword, a (broken) Disposal Automaton, a Witch Grimoire and... a Mimic-in-a-Box! 😁

#stagnantgold

C'vahn got an academic education of the birds and the bees as a teenager in Doma, but his first practical lesson (like the condom on the banana thing) wasn't until he was a cabin boy on Grandt's crew. His first "hands-on lessons" were not long after.

#VahnLore

Do iiiiit!

For C'vahn? 😼💙🏴‍☠️

Fair enough 😌

The Overwhelmingly Posable Blanket Can Something Be Too Posable?

The Overwhelmingly Poseable Blanket. It really is overwhelming if you're not ready for it 😅

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I don't know if this is adorable or a missed opportunity. Probably both. 💙

No, for real, she's got amazing expressions and themes and is just the right level of unhinged to make the artistry come through beautifully!