skizelo

skizelo

@skizelo.bsky.social

Avatar is a Ditko panel.

341 Followers 667 Following 1,949 Posts Joined Oct 2024
1 hour ago
a crude version of that "who must go" assad meme. Four panels, first chalamet in a pink hoodie, with bold impact fotn saying "opera is irelevant". Second panel is pavarotti singing into a microphone, with a hand gesturing to the crowd, impact font saying "who is irrelvant?", fourth panel, chalamet looking kinda glum in a theatre, wearing a tux, fourth panel is pavarotti smiling and shaking hands.

i made this for you

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4 hours ago

Amazing story this. In this village of 1,700 people, there is a football team, founded in 2007 and now in the Hungarian top flight, which has received €370 million of state support and had a stadium built for it which has hosted international matches.

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1 hour ago

Crash (2004) is the movie that made me disregard all award shows.

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16 hours ago
brother gregor continues to be vexed by the wretched mr radish

some months later, in the pickle cellar

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17 hours ago
the neeps have decorated the prize radish much to brother gregor's distress
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20 hours ago
Brother Herbert with an unsettling radish

prize radish

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17 hours ago
Jason Alexander playing a Nintendo GameCube and appearing alarmed, as if he was Bigfoot and he was discovered playing Nintendo GameCube

Jason Alexander (George from NBC’s “George”) has arrived at the Oscars

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20 hours ago

This is the funniest wrestler for it to be and that’s a very competitive category

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18 hours ago

the handle seems impractical but looking at the glaze, this is probably a mug-shaped art piece rathern than anything intended for use.

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20 hours ago

Sometimes you hit a point in writing an essay where you either have to select all and delete or just power through to the end

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1 day ago
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HIMAWARI shoulder tackle #tjpw #wrestleUNIVERSE

wrestle-universe.com

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1 day ago

searching ‘hearty meal’ on apple maps

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9 months ago
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The future of desktop computers

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2 weeks ago
From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 5: Unhappy Campers

Goofy shouts from on top a car in the middle of wall to wall traffic.

Goofy: The finance company is lookin' for thuh guy who's behind in his payments!
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1 day ago
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do i get sponch or bungo

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2 days ago
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1 day ago

like this makes me so angry I can’t even verbalise it. I’m furious. Raze the system to the ground it cannot be fixed

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2 days ago
a crude edit of the "my neighbour told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats..." text, with key words blanked out via rounded-edge rectangles with calibri text in various font sizes replacing them. It now reads with alterations in square brackets, "My [fisherman] told me [the sea] keep eating his [apprentices] so i asked how many ['prentice] he has and he said he just goes to the [workhouse] and gets a new [boy] afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding [apprentices] to [the sea] and then his [finacée] started crying.
I have also replaced the profile picture with a famous black and white headshot of Benjamin Britten. The editing is particularly crude, with jaggedy pixels on either side. I didn't bother to change the username or handle.

This one's for anyone who's into memes and has watched Benjamin Britten's opera Peter Grimes recently.

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2 days ago
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tired: harassing athletes for not covering the spread
wired: harassing journalists for not making things up

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2 days ago

nobody else can hear your internal monologue and has all of the specific information you have in your head, they are other, distinct people from you

important thing to remember and a much neglected fact

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2 days ago

i think one of the reforms we need to do for woke is make all computer guys take humanities classes again and also if they complain about them they have to take more humanities classes

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2 days ago

if i had red hair, i might feel a bit put out this guy's declared a monopoly on wokeness.

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3 days ago
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this means it is not open for transit

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3 days ago
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All right, Rightmove, I'm just looking...

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3 days ago

somehow this is the exact guy you would figure to have lost old doctor who eps

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3 days ago

german maximum spitz

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3 days ago

oated meal

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3 days ago

It’s so funny that FIFA gave Trump a Peace Prize and a few months later he threatened to kill a national team that qualified for the World Cup.

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