oh shit, yall are still here
Just saying
Best thing about living on your own at Christmas is that you can eat whatever the fuck you want out of the fridge
I just forget the whole app exists lol
ope forgot about the bs again
I’m going to need you to remind me that blue sky exist on a regular basis 😂
Did I say anything political? At all?
hole in the lip
Congrats…?
one day you’re young and dumb and the next minute you’re old and dumb
Not to brag, but I still haven’t put pants on since Thursday.
i’ve done nothing but smoke and masturbate all day. suddenly feeling like a whole new person
😴
🤦🏻♀️
I hope one day as many bots follow me on here as they do on Twitter
I really do enjoy giving blowjobs but I have to actually like the person I'm giving one to so ladies, you see the problem here right?
y’all out here wanting wonka’s willy
Listen to the Conway Twitty song called Slow Hand
it’s so interesting how sexual fads exist. our parents generation wanted a slow hand and our generation wants that hand up their ass
double tap but it’s just you tappin dat ass twice
people don’t say pedantic enough anymore
this place feels like the kale of social media and i’m not sure how i feel about that
i’m starting to think that girl gets stuck in the dryer on purpose
Who decided to call it shit posting when skeet shooting was right there?
listening to paramore like this is 2007 and the misery business i’m worried about is how many laced camis from hollister is too many to layer together
one day you’re young and doing shots of tequila with no reaction and the next you’re gagging down shots of green juice bc some internet woman says it might make you live an extra five minutes
fuck around and fart out
Ducking on the tl then?
i’m not political enough to keep hanging out here
