Laci

Sparkle Megan is dating lex Luther!!! #loveisblind #reunion

Damn. Joe got his stuff and dipped so fast #loveisblind

took my adderal. am listening to the magnus archives and watching a horror movie. there's a fireplace on my computer screen. i feel so wonderfully calm and slow right now. is this how everyone else feels all the time?

I accidentally bought a plant that only wants to be kept at 60 degrees and that’s just too cold for me 😭

Love when care instructions for a plant include “will not tolerate temperatures below 60 degrees” like me too bitch

Everyone talks about the 100 baby challenge but most of my sims have somewhere between 30-50 kids

I wonder if my obsession with making unhealthily large families in the #sims4 comes from the fact that I’ve been attending 3-5 funerals a year since I was 12

the vanity one must have to tattoo their own name on their back in giant letters #smh #loveislandusa

Catching up to #greysanatomy cause I want to see Teddy break up with Owen but honestly it’s just so boring #season21

On the one hand, three marriages in twenty years isn’t a bad ratio…I guess? On the other hand, it’s weird that his marriage to Christina was the longest #greysanatomy #spoilers

Met a ghost spider. Am not happy about it.

The childlike joy I experience in this moment is impossible to replicate and actively turns back the hands of time

I will never look as young as I do when my very skittish cat chooses to lay on my lap

I am FIGHTING the itch to cut ad bleach my hair

This show is weirdly heavy #severance

Cant explain it but I’m nearly positive Hetty is June. #Severance

Does everyone else butter their pop tarts?

Lost my phone in the lake that’s not supposed to be part of the lake. Now it doesn’t play videos.

Apparently if you really just want to cry your way into dehydration the way to do that is by watching #ghostwhisperer

Catholics like to categorize their sins and a teacher once explained mortal sins as « sins that fracture the soul » and venial sins as « everything else »

Once asked a teacher why there were no female presidents and he told me it’s cause « eve ate the apple first » I was like 7. That answer pissed me off then and it pisses me off now

Does anyone else ever have like moments where they suddenly remember the insane things they were told offhandedly in #catholicschool ?

it's on dailymotion if you don't mind the ads

I found one website that had it for free but it also had ads like every 5 minutes and I think I can spare $5 a month if it means not watching that many ads

I miss when piracy was easier. I just wanted to watch #GameChanger and now I have a subscription to #dropouttv

On sunday, when no one is home, I let my cats walk the deck. Today, one of my cats was outside for all of 3 minutes and promptly ran back inside with a dead bird in her mouth. #cats #regrets

ever watched your golden retriever turn brown? not pretty. also not the first time he's done this. Usually its mud and not feces

took my dogs to the levee cause I'm a nice mama and they promptly rolled in cow shit #regrets

And Clint is just here for Jacqui's crazy??? Defending it??? Good for her I guess??? #mafsau

Jacqui calling herself brave and saying she "didn't have a voice" is really something #mafsau