𝙲𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙵𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚘 -- 𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚂𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚗𝚜 & 𝙼𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝙰𝚞𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚛

There needs to be regulations on not using sour cream in eggs. It's a damn travesty.

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Pro #Writing Tip: if you want to break into Hollywood, watch the movie The Town. Pretty much a playbook for how to break in to places.

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Pro #Writing Tip: if you want to get some good feedback, cup the hell out of the mic, then yell at your sound engineer - preferably about your new #screenplay.

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Pro #Writing Tip: Don't not avoid doing things you're told you shouldn't not do.

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Pro #Writing Tip: If you want producers to not be able to put down your script, use Dermabond instead of super glue. It's stronger 👍

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Pro #Writing Tip: enter late, and leave early. Don't apply this just to your scripts, apply this to your general meetings as well. Producers will respect your dedication to the craft.

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Wrote this line as a joke, now I can't tell if it's actually decent. What say you, #scriptsky?

The average sex therapist would sooner have you gargle salty cum for canker sores than salty water.

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Can't imagine how I'd get anywhere with my scripts if I *couldn't* see and hear them in my head. I've watched my head movies on repeat thousands of times before I type "fade out" (even though I don't actually write "fade out...").

And on the seventh day, there was a seventh page. #seventhpagesunday

Even during the apocalypse, one brave soul kept a Whataburger in operation 🙏

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B-Tier, full-fledged comedy movies. Like all the stuff from the early to mid 2000s studios won't touch anymore. I'm talking Acceptance, American Pie, Pineapple Express, Superbad, Dodgeball, The New Guy, etc.

Dramedies are great but sometimes I just want a good laugh.

Well, for my current fantasy novel, I was writing it in Garamond font, so I aptly named my MC Garamond. People hated it, so I renamed him to Garumund, and suddenly people love it!

Malcolm in the Middle. Hundreds of times!

Billy Corgan

Me having dextrocardia in a past life might explain why I'm always putting my shoes on the wrong feet

I like to mix up the first letter, along with length. Makes for an easier read

Every time I feel down about my #writing, I take solace in the fact that I'm fucking stupid. If I can write as well as I do while being a bumbling idiot, is that not all the more impressive?

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Can I make watching paint dry exciting?

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Final page:

#TussleTuesday

Wrote this a couple years ago. Superhero pilot spec. Will either really land, or REALLY not.

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Great stuff! I have a fight scene from a superhero pilot I wrote a couple years back. This usually either really lands with people or REALLY doesn't, lol.

Could call it The Italian Job 2: Revenge is a dish best served with olive oil

New high-concept #film idea: the engineer who decided where you could access Honda Civics' driver side turn signal bulb is burned alive for eternity.

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The only #writing partner I need.

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Soon to be laid off federal employee on admin leave, so I'll have the next 4 months or so to just write full-time. I think I can sell something if I can actually finish a damn thing lol

As always, alliteration

It was actually a judge saying it, followed by something about courtroom decorum or some nonsense. I'm not exactly sure, I had a hard time listening through my ear trumpet

Apparently, a few people have taken exception to my use of the phrase lily-livered lords, and think I ought to use the word cowardly instead. To them I say: shut the hell up.

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Feeling Jaded

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a man in a blue jacket is standing on a bus holding a blue blanket ALT: a man in a blue jacket is standing on a bus holding a blue blanket

I should've asked if hammocking was a sport, but I missed my opportunity...