Yeah I mean I’m not calling it the Gulf of America.

Just a little kitty experiencing winter for the first time ❄️

Is Mr. Bezos really trying to tell me that the $139 I pay him every year isn't enough for him to make sure that my pre-ordered books arrive on time?!! #OnyxStorm

Fuck that guy. And the other one too. And the whole lot of them.

One headline to rule them all

Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.