kd

removing people from my old life on venmo is very cathartic

dude i was passing on the street just nodded at me and said “lady”
is geriatric the next stage of greetings from men on the street

Is it at all surprising that a convicted felon would ignore a judge's order?

my nearly fool proof way to get people to not talk to me on the street is to pretend i'm in a fight with someone on the phone it works 99.9% of the time

why is there always dubstep playing in the columbus circle underground market

i loveee muting people

huge pet peeve of mine in public bathrooms—when they don't have a hook on the back of the door
WHERE AM I PUTTING MY COAT? PURSE?

i always think the delancey essex station is bad then you go to 2nd ave and it's like delancey was a breath of fresh air. i swear 2nd ave reeks of urine and crack

bodega cat

your shit is on MY public internet if you don't want your shit in my photo app don't post it mwah

i actually don't care if they add a feature to instagram to see when someone screenshots your story because guess what i'll still do with my whole chest. screenshot their story.

margot robbie is that girl

Bookshop.org enters the e-book arena, giving indie stores a new way to compete with Amazon "Everything Amazon can do, we want to do as well or better," says CEO Andy Hunter on boosting indie sales digitally.

This is AMAZING news!
Fuck Amazon

www.salon.com/2025/01/28/b...

i have to admit i hate the feature on instagram that lets you add music to your post

gas and egg prices are skyrocketing. who could've guessed

Orange and white cat lying on the floor

Wel. Keep on truckin' i guess

oh so as soon as it's elon musk yall care about disabled people. got it

CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years LANGLEY, VA—A report released Tuesday by the CIA’s Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information wit...

CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years

watching gossip girl for the first time as a 26 year old is quite the experience

Saw a tree growing out of a 3 million year old, petrified sequoia with my friends today

hey guys do we understand the concept of a speakeasy or no? because imo if you're advertising it as a speakeasy..... it is not
are they not supposed to be DL prohibition vibes??? make it make sense

New Yorker cover from November 2016 showing a guy on the subway reading a newspaper with the headlines "oh, sweet Jesus please God, no "and "anything but that" and "come on."

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what do men have against wearing coats

they have me in a chokehold rn tweaking for the next episode

majorly queening out watching gossip girl for the first time

the alt text of "tabby cat" is killing me

another landscape embroidery! inspired by my travels in the arctic circle — mountains in tromsø, norway ❄️

There are roughly 330M people in this country, and I realized this morning that for less than the cost of a cheap cup of coffee a day, a S. African billionaire was able to buy the Presidency, and in effect — the country. It’s both embarrassing and sad that, not only was it easy, but it was so cheap…