caroline

caroline

@cswift13.bsky.social

2025 tums power user 🎓🏳️‍🌈

63 Followers 89 Following 77 Posts Joined Sep 2023
9 months ago

this book is EVERYTHING. run, don’t walk.

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9 months ago

don’t think, just click preorder

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9 months ago

Check your inboxes! The May issue of The L Byrd has gone out, with a new Queer Theory Made Easy, some musings on this summer's GCLS conference, and—most importantly—a FREE 12k-word spicy short story prequel to Loser of the Year 👀 I'm pretty proud of this one, and I hope you'll enjoy it!

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9 months ago

iso: a binaural beats app that has an "it's finals week and i need to calm down before replying to this tone deaf student" setting

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10 months ago
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GREAT NORTH AMERICAN SCHISM OF 2026, LET’S GOOOOOO

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10 months ago
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one month until TWFTW day!!!
@writingroslyn.bsky.social

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10 months ago

SORRY THESE ARE LATE MY THERAPY PENGUIN IS COOPERATING WITH THE FEDS

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10 months ago
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i went here and everyone knew you

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10 months ago
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gotta dial it back a little because @averysfriend.bsky.social clearly knows me too well

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10 months ago
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anyone want me to grab them some bitcoin from this gas station?

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10 months ago

this book owns my life and the entire group chat and rightly so because it is EVERYTHING

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10 months ago

my friend @cswift13.bsky.social calls it "only birders in the building" and I can't think of it as anything else now

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10 months ago

if you think you're ready for this book, no you're not. you're just so unbelievably unprepared.

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10 months ago

✨ my handiwork ✨

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11 months ago

my wife is dutch

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11 months ago

i think the trick to not aging into an annoying crank is to accept that you're getting dumber without losing your curiosity

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11 months ago
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only birders in the building is this something?

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11 months ago

Aries: Things are looking up! Unfortunately, that's because you're in hell and there is no other direction to look.

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11 months ago
A cat with white, gray, and black markings sits regally and confidently on a homemade cat-sized Iron Throne based on the Game of Thrones series.

Quick timeline cleanse: Lady Catelyn Stark is here to tell you that it’s gonna be okay (though it would be okay a whole lot sooner if she was in charge of everything, not just her current territory).

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11 months ago

am i to assume he’s pulled many a wrong lever?

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11 months ago

i was expecting catelyn and sammy, but i guess this works too

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11 months ago
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every evening the cat waits at the front door for her “real parents” to come pick her up, like she could do better than lesbian dinks

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11 months ago

junie pic y/y

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11 months ago

Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor.

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11 months ago

he is so very perfect

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1 year ago
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by now @writingroslyn.bsky.social should know what to expect when crowdsourcing book suggestions

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1 year ago

Why is there a constant sound of elderly women's voices muttering in an unidentifiable language that's clearly audible in every room of our casino no matter how loud the other noises in the room are? It's quite simple: Renovations.

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1 year ago

you’re actually the coolest

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1 year ago
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what are you reading?
me:

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1 year ago

everyone has a place they refer to as the “samantha mumba sushi restaurant” right?

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