caroline

this book is EVERYTHING. run, don’t walk.

don’t think, just click preorder

Check your inboxes! The May issue of The L Byrd has gone out, with a new Queer Theory Made Easy, some musings on this summer's GCLS conference, and—most importantly—a FREE 12k-word spicy short story prequel to Loser of the Year 👀 I'm pretty proud of this one, and I hope you'll enjoy it!

iso: a binaural beats app that has an "it's finals week and i need to calm down before replying to this tone deaf student" setting

GREAT NORTH AMERICAN SCHISM OF 2026, LET’S GOOOOOO

one month until TWFTW day!!!
@writingroslyn.bsky.social

SORRY THESE ARE LATE MY THERAPY PENGUIN IS COOPERATING WITH THE FEDS

i went here and everyone knew you

gotta dial it back a little because @averysfriend.bsky.social clearly knows me too well

anyone want me to grab them some bitcoin from this gas station?

this book owns my life and the entire group chat and rightly so because it is EVERYTHING

my friend @cswift13.bsky.social calls it "only birders in the building" and I can't think of it as anything else now

if you think you're ready for this book, no you're not. you're just so unbelievably unprepared.

✨ my handiwork ✨

my wife is dutch

i think the trick to not aging into an annoying crank is to accept that you're getting dumber without losing your curiosity

only birders in the building is this something?

Aries: Things are looking up! Unfortunately, that's because you're in hell and there is no other direction to look.

A cat with white, gray, and black markings sits regally and confidently on a homemade cat-sized Iron Throne based on the Game of Thrones series.

Quick timeline cleanse: Lady Catelyn Stark is here to tell you that it’s gonna be okay (though it would be okay a whole lot sooner if she was in charge of everything, not just her current territory).

am i to assume he’s pulled many a wrong lever?

i was expecting catelyn and sammy, but i guess this works too

every evening the cat waits at the front door for her “real parents” to come pick her up, like she could do better than lesbian dinks

junie pic y/y

Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor.

he is so very perfect

by now @writingroslyn.bsky.social should know what to expect when crowdsourcing book suggestions

Why is there a constant sound of elderly women's voices muttering in an unidentifiable language that's clearly audible in every room of our casino no matter how loud the other noises in the room are? It's quite simple: Renovations.

you’re actually the coolest

what are you reading?
me:

everyone has a place they refer to as the “samantha mumba sushi restaurant” right?