Statler and Waldorf

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Did he say Gorgon or Gungan?

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Hammer Horror coming up next week!

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And we end on an abrupt unsatisfying climax.

And we are freed from the tyranny of Albert Glasser's music.

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He shocked himself all the way to Oz!

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"The Colossal Wacko is still on the rampage...and he just chased off the cast of La La Land. Way to go!"

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When did this become a coming of age story between two kids? Is this Amazing Colossal Wonder Years??
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"The giant weirdo has arrived in Griffith Park, and...Oh, Good News folks! He stepped on James Dean, the Rebel Without a Cause!"

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"The Amazing Colossal Nutcase is in Griffith Park, and appears to be trying to make the observatory dome into a funny hat."

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"Your brother is a monster! A wild beast! He doesn't even know you anymore."

"And yet, I'd rather talk to him than you. Get stuffed."

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Should have called it

"Amazing Traumatized Depressed Incoherent Baldie".

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Matinee (1993) ⭐ 6.9 | Comedy, Drama 1h 39m | PG

Lawrence Woolsey is one of our very favorite movie characters.

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www.imdb.com/title/tt0107...

Measured in Remkins.

Music time

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An Electroencephalograph? Good grief, that's actually a real medical device.

Come on, it's 50's sci-fi movie! Get crazy. Say it's a Magneto-cerebral Stimulatron.

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I think Glenn destroyed the Sands sign because the only Rat Pack members that showed up that night were Joey Bishop and Peter Lawford. #Svengoolie

And an extended flashback to the previous film.

They had no idea what to do after they caught him in this movie.

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Their warehouses are in the heart of the city??? Whose idea was that?

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"We are very proud of Major Baird and he will be giving a press conference."

"Will the giant's sister Joyce be there?"

"No, she has a restraining order on him."

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KTLA is an actual California TV station. The first realistic thing in the whole movie.

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Have any of you jokers played that Save The King mobile game whatever it is?

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If Glenn grabbed all those trucks in the USA, he'd get in trouble with the Teamsters!

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Well, it's Mexico, so you should also put the phrase

¡Pan gratis hoy!

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Major: Ha! We made a whole lot of bread with drugs in them to make him sleep.

Joyce: If you'd asked, I could have told you that my brother has been on Atkins for decades.

Major: I hate you.

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"Try to find something else to occupy your mind."

"I'd suggest the same thing to you, Major, but I don't think you have a mind."

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"How are we supposed to find him up in those mountains?"

"He's SIXTY FEET TALL you dummy! Hunters track bears and elk all the time and they're a lot smaller. Plus, don't planes and helicopters exist?"

"How about..."

"NO I WON'T GO TO DINNER WITH YOU!"

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Because it's Albert Glasser! He once used a full orchestra to do a dramatic sting for a kid eating a doughnut.

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First LOL of the night!

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If it's a long car trip here in Mexico, they could sing a song to pass the time, like "99 botellas de cerveza en la pared"

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