@johnoherron.bsky.social
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Opening paragraph of a Guy de Maupassant short story
Now that’s an opening paragraph.
26.10.2025 19:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m shooting to be the old eccentric curmudgeon myself. Let’s be neighbors and scare the normies.
26.10.2025 07:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No
25.10.2025 18:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some memories last a lifetime ☺️
24.10.2025 18:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Month?? YEAR at the minimum.
24.10.2025 18:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Not this man’s interest at all. Why would any man be more interested in guns than women? Lllaaaaammmmeeeee
23.10.2025 17:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why would anyone want to be near any dork wearing these spyware specs, let alone talk to them.
23.10.2025 17:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I C what you did there😉
23.10.2025 01:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0EAT! I hear it’s good for you? Whatever you’re doing is sure working so keep on keeping on…
23.10.2025 01:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Real reason: no one wants their stupid AI
22.10.2025 17:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So dumb, and the screen will never be as good
22.10.2025 16:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gorgeous!
22.10.2025 16:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0lol love it 😬
22.10.2025 02:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oooooh that’s a beaut.
21.10.2025 04:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s a great analogy, I assume Jays are Drake (Canada) and Dodgers are Kendrick (Los Angeles)? I love Canada and some Torontonians especially (😉), but I have to go with Kendrick / Dodgers here. I hope you still love me after such a statement 😬
21.10.2025 04:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Great thread!
21.10.2025 04:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who do you think is coding those voices and all that flirty talk lol.
20.10.2025 23:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s amazing how few Americans know this about when immigration laws started. Or maybe not.
20.10.2025 23:50 — 👍 33 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0Hoping not. XOXO from Los Angeles 😬
20.10.2025 06:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Those moments are so amazing and so random. Usually alone and not doing anything dramatic or exciting… just a nice quiet flash of happiness, contentment, and appreciation. For me at least. Nice to hear you saying this, it’s hardly mentioned.
20.10.2025 06:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I play guitar! And that’s really sweet, violin, wow. Another level.
20.10.2025 05:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Cuddles are the best part
19.10.2025 03:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Exactly. Stop comparing to Twitter, who cares. Let it be what it is.
18.10.2025 18:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😂😂😂
18.10.2025 18:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Great pic. Great lighting. Great subject. YOWSA
17.10.2025 04:04 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Now that is awesome. Real luxury.
16.10.2025 18:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It bombing can be explained quite simply: Jared Leto.
16.10.2025 18:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0100 agree with everything you said. Very nice to hear.
16.10.2025 18:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
16.10.2025 16:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😂😂😂
16.10.2025 05:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
