The fact there’s a nonzero chance she had him killed is legitimately the funniest shit ever
12.02.2026 03:05 — 👍 97 🔁 35 💬 4 📌 0@privatespidey.bsky.social
He/Him, 23, Mexican, The Number One Blue Beetle Fan, And That Guy Over There
The fact there’s a nonzero chance she had him killed is legitimately the funniest shit ever
12.02.2026 03:05 — 👍 97 🔁 35 💬 4 📌 0Someone broke into the Konami offices with a gun and demanded they actually Make Video Games again
12.02.2026 23:25 — 👍 28 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 0Been rereading Dragon Ball recently but if I’m gonna do this I’m gonna do it right
03.02.2026 20:22 — 👍 21 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0Definitely not my favorite Doom by any means but World’s Greatest Heroes probably has my favorite Doom voice
04.02.2026 17:09 — 👍 32 🔁 6 💬 7 📌 0“It’s too loud”
03.02.2026 18:01 — 👍 28 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 1They can’t win every time!
30.01.2026 17:01 — 👍 37 🔁 18 💬 4 📌 2Here’s a version without the text boxes
30.01.2026 17:06 — 👍 16 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Avengers should always feel like the Flagship title at Marvel and it feels like it hasn’t been since Hickman. Which like I get why, kinda hard to follow that up since that all led into Secret Wars and stuff. It’s just like, man I can’t name anything that’s happened since
30.01.2026 05:43 — 👍 24 🔁 2 💬 6 📌 0God I can’t stop laughing at this Rivals tourney shit I feel so bad for Kingsman. If I ever played a legitimate tournament for $40,000 and you’re playing Widow, let alone playing her badly, against TRIPLE SUPPORT, I am crashing the fuck out
22.01.2026 05:43 — 👍 21 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0Twitter has been so ass recently man. For the past week or so my main has been taking FOREVER to load including notifications! Even when a friend sends me a link to Twitter on discord it takes like 5 mins just to load up the tweet they sent me
24.01.2026 23:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think I’m finally figuring it out
22.01.2026 21:57 — 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Sure, casting Jared Leto to play a villainous character in a blockbuster didn’t work for Suicide Squad, Morbius, Haunted Mansion, or Tron: Ares…. But maybe, just maybe, it’ll work out for Masters Of The Universe
23.01.2026 06:11 — 👍 1394 🔁 219 💬 40 📌 8I’ve gotten used to it lmao
21.01.2026 05:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Magik Angst
11.01.2026 16:04 — 👍 17 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 1I always forget about the Timelapse feature lmao
11.01.2026 17:09 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0It’s insane how cool the new Ultimate Vision looks
11.01.2026 21:38 — 👍 31 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 4Now I gotta figure out her wife
08.01.2026 04:05 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Dude I would kill myself if I made a show so popular it changed the course of pop culture forever, and I release the final season, and millions of people think I made it bad on purpose so I could release a super secret extra real final episode that fixes everything
08.01.2026 01:10 — 👍 29 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 0Brian’s not allowed on the podcast anymore
07.01.2026 23:15 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Mystique redesign is done!
08.01.2026 01:54 — 👍 27 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 2Yeah I’m happy with this
05.01.2026 17:18 — 👍 14 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0Making the Void just a silhouette with two tiny dots for eyes and nothing else was so fuckin big brained
04.01.2026 17:39 — 👍 87 🔁 21 💬 3 📌 6the annual art summary
31.12.2025 17:14 — 👍 17 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0"what is happening" you adopted an orange cat 😂
01.01.2026 06:15 — 👍 151 🔁 20 💬 1 📌 0Average Boulder Punch tangent
31.12.2025 22:10 — 👍 11 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1Me and Darby will be forcing him and Alec to watch the first two seasons
01.01.2026 14:26 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Learned what happens at the end of Stranger Things
01.01.2026 02:36 — 👍 30 🔁 6 💬 5 📌 0Updated my Cyclops!
30.12.2025 16:44 — 👍 15 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0