Elizabeth Bailey

Elizabeth Bailey

@elizabethbailey.bsky.social

Trial Lawyer. Tweets (and typos) mine/not legal advice! Certified to operate a forklift, but pretty terrible at it. Follows/reskeets are not endorsements.

1,779 Followers 1,879 Following 544 Posts Joined Sep 2023
20 hours ago

Listen, I’m not saying 900+ pages is great, but I’ve had a lot whole of defendants complain I’m “shot gun pleading” if incorporate by reference or have more that one defendant per count, so I am saying I get it.

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If AI ever has no haters, I’m dead.

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Federal judges notoriously love rascals and rascal behavior.

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3 days ago

Did you?!

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1 week ago
A woman at the eagles game in a white puffer coat raising her hands  in disgust and disbelief over something stupid involving Philadelphia athletes
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2 weeks ago

Same place my hair ties go. Hope they’re happy there.

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Preview
Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi, 38, Reveals Cervical Cancer Diagnosis: ‘I’m Going to Tackle This’ Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi revealed she was diagnosed with stage 1 cervical cancer. The ‘Jersey Shore’ star, 38, plans to undergo a hysterectomy and encourages others facing similar challenges to connect...

Please listen to Snooki and get annual pap smears if relevant to your body. Best way to beat cancer is to catch it early. Thank you.

people.com/nicole-snook...

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3 weeks ago

Thoughts and prayers to the first plaintiff lawyer that has to brief whether an executive order can preempt state law warnings claims and also let me see it when it’s done

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3 weeks ago

A beautiful melting pot

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3 weeks ago

Would love for cancer clinical trials to be funded again.

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No one:

The Sixers subreddit:

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3 weeks ago

Go birds

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3 weeks ago

Hi attorneys! Want to not be able to get to sleep tonight? Here's Judge Rakoff (probably the single most well-respected judge in SDNY) saying that the use of AI destroys both attorney-client privilege and work-product privilege.

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Case 1:25-cr-00503-JSR Document 22
Filed 02/06/26 Page 1 of 16
UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
SOUTHERN DISTRICT OF NEW YORK
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
- V. -
BRADLEY HEPPER,
25 Cr. 503 (JSR)
Defendant.
MOTION FOR A RULING THAT DOCUMENTS THE DEFENDANT GENERATED THROUGH AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TOOL ARE NOT PRIVILEGED
JAY CLAYTON
United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York
Attorney for the United States of America

Now *this* is interesting

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

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1 month ago

He's big mad that he went to acting school and doesn't have a job, while other people who didnt go to acting school do.

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1 month ago

I saw his stand up over the summer and it was a combination of airing of his personal grievances and talking about how much he loves RFK Jr. which turns out to be a lot.

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1 month ago
A PowerPoint slide that says "If we are wise, let us prepare for the worst"
-George
Washington, 1782 A PowerPoint slide that says “What's the Worst that Could Happen?” A PowerPoint slide that says “If you adopt Al
technologies, you should prepare for an Al mistake ending up in front of the court, a jury, or opposing counsel.”

Literally just presented on AI use in the law yesterday and these were some slides 🙃

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1 month ago

Absolutely not.

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Federal Vaccine Advisers Take Aim at Covid Shots

mRNA vaccines are a marvel of modern science that took decades of research. it will be infuriating if these losers take them away on account of completely unfounded conspiracy bullshit.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/06/h...

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1 month ago

It’s just a bad night. It doesn’t erase all your progress. 💖

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1 month ago

Also, I think people who sell bacteria-laden goods should be criminally prosecuted regardless of their political beliefs

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1 month ago

Huh. How 'bout that.

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1 month ago

"Aw."

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1 month ago

Nicki Minaj got don lemon arrested, and you can’t convince me otherwise

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1 month ago

Easily my favorite thing to be pedantic about.

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1 month ago

I think I kind of love it?

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1 month ago

I think the Eagles should hold a lottery where one random Philadelphian serves as the offensive coordinator for the week.

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1 month ago

Adam schefter was SO mad about it on the radio today. Basically called people who voted no cowards for not identifying themselves.

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