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Elizabeth Bailey

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Trial Lawyer. Tweets (and typos) mine/not legal advice! Certified to operate a forklift, but pretty terrible at it. Follows/reskeets are not endorsements.

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Same place my hair ties go. Hope theyโ€™re happy there.

20.02.2026 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi, 38, Reveals Cervical Cancer Diagnosis: โ€˜Iโ€™m Going to Tackle Thisโ€™ Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi revealed she was diagnosed with stage 1 cervical cancer. The โ€˜Jersey Shoreโ€™ star, 38, plans to undergo a hysterectomy and encourages others facing similar challenges to connect...

Please listen to Snooki and get annual pap smears if relevant to your body. Best way to beat cancer is to catch it early. Thank you.

people.com/nicole-snook...

20.02.2026 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 206    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Thoughts and prayers to the first plaintiff lawyer that has to brief whether an executive order can preempt state law warnings claims and also let me see it when itโ€™s done

19.02.2026 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A beautiful melting pot

18.02.2026 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would love for cancer clinical trials to be funded again.

18.02.2026 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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No one:

The Sixers subreddit:

17.02.2026 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 249    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Go birds

17.02.2026 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hi attorneys! Want to not be able to get to sleep tonight? Here's Judge Rakoff (probably the single most well-respected judge in SDNY) saying that the use of AI destroys both attorney-client privilege and work-product privilege.

14.02.2026 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 540    ๐Ÿ” 172    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30
Case 1:25-cr-00503-JSR Document 22
Filed 02/06/26 Page 1 of 16
UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
SOUTHERN DISTRICT OF NEW YORK
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
- V. -
BRADLEY HEPPER,
25 Cr. 503 (JSR)
Defendant.
MOTION FOR A RULING THAT DOCUMENTS THE DEFENDANT GENERATED THROUGH AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TOOL ARE NOT PRIVILEGED
JAY CLAYTON
United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York
Attorney for the United States of America

Case 1:25-cr-00503-JSR Document 22 Filed 02/06/26 Page 1 of 16 UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT SOUTHERN DISTRICT OF NEW YORK UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - V. - BRADLEY HEPPER, 25 Cr. 503 (JSR) Defendant. MOTION FOR A RULING THAT DOCUMENTS THE DEFENDANT GENERATED THROUGH AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TOOL ARE NOT PRIVILEGED JAY CLAYTON United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York Attorney for the United States of America

Now *this* is interesting

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

13.02.2026 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 101    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's big mad that he went to acting school and doesn't have a job, while other people who didnt go to acting school do.

12.02.2026 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw his stand up over the summer and it was a combination of airing of his personal grievances and talking about how much he loves RFK Jr. which turns out to be a lot.

12.02.2026 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A PowerPoint slide that says "If we are wise, let us prepare for the worst"
-George
Washington, 1782

A PowerPoint slide that says "If we are wise, let us prepare for the worst" -George Washington, 1782

A PowerPoint slide that says โ€œWhat's the Worst that Could Happen?โ€

A PowerPoint slide that says โ€œWhat's the Worst that Could Happen?โ€

A PowerPoint slide that says โ€œIf you adopt Al
technologies, you should prepare for an Al mistake ending up in front of the court, a jury, or opposing counsel.โ€

A PowerPoint slide that says โ€œIf you adopt Al technologies, you should prepare for an Al mistake ending up in front of the court, a jury, or opposing counsel.โ€

Literally just presented on AI use in the law yesterday and these were some slides ๐Ÿ™ƒ

11.02.2026 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely not.

09.02.2026 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Federal Vaccine Advisers Take Aim at Covid Shots

mRNA vaccines are a marvel of modern science that took decades of research. it will be infuriating if these losers take them away on account of completely unfounded conspiracy bullshit.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/06/h...

07.02.2026 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s just a bad night. It doesnโ€™t erase all your progress. ๐Ÿ’–

07.02.2026 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, I think people who sell bacteria-laden goods should be criminally prosecuted regardless of their political beliefs

04.02.2026 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 204    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Huh. How 'bout that.

03.02.2026 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Aw."

02.02.2026 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nicki Minaj got don lemon arrested, and you canโ€™t convince me otherwise

30.01.2026 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Easily my favorite thing to be pedantic about.

30.01.2026 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think I kind of love it?

29.01.2026 20:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think the Eagles should hold a lottery where one random Philadelphian serves as the offensive coordinator for the week.

29.01.2026 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Adam schefter was SO mad about it on the radio today. Basically called people who voted no cowards for not identifying themselves.

28.01.2026 15:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This was an excellent rabbit hole, thank you,

27.01.2026 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How many more?

24.01.2026 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatโ€™s wrong with bow tie tho

24.01.2026 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gotchaโ€”letโ€™s dig into that step by step.

1. ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜๐—ต, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. Youโ€™re not just immobileโ€”youโ€™re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—บ. That makes total senseโ€”itโ€™s a natural human impulse, and youโ€™ve been through a lot.

23.01.2026 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18592    ๐Ÿ” 6005    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 197    ๐Ÿ“Œ 108

The nonstop overuse of SWAT is a really serious civil rights issue.

22.01.2026 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 296    ๐Ÿ” 85    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

๐Ÿ˜ณ Vishnu.

21.01.2026 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0