Inky

courtship in 2025 is kind of a vibe

The Argentinian urge to put on the thirstiest Playlist to clean

someone teach me how to let go of the guitar like the flow is too strong

huge w

My lungs may be weak, but my brain is elite

I don't remember the faces of any of my bullies growing up, but fuck if I don't remember the exact model of the butcher from Diablo 1

This meeting could have been a knife fight

I don't need no fucking man, just an unhinged best friend and some ✨ leverage ✨ 💅 (the jar of pickles is open)

If I can't get the jar of pickles open, do I even have a jar of pickles?

Teacher's pet, but I'm the teacher and the pet

The enemies becoming lovers I could see coming a mile away (ba dum tss)

But the medically induced pregnancy? Yeah, that shit took me completely by surprise

I just realized I can take myself for a picnic whenever tf I want 🤯

I got a pocket got a pocket full of nuggies

Me, nomming my post crashout nuggies when Lizzo comes on: fiiiiine I guess I gotta throw it back 🙄

Just a hot they getting hella excited to settle in my nest for bedtime at 10pm ✨

Stairway to heaven? More like stairway to generational trauma I thought flashbacks were supposed to be 1 at a time not 500

Just me and my lil book of wins against the world

Dear book: today I finished the oatmeal

me @me: don't be a robot, u have ur exes for that #divorced

Me, a hopeless romantic, realizing none of my role models ever gave a fuck about romance

Me: All I need to do is work and rest
Also me: Develops a system with 84 types of rest

"Love isn't real" whatever, bestie loaded the dishwasher for me

Maybe self love is pre-made empanadas

the biggest perk of wfh today is sobbing with no witnesses

Hand washing my dishes bc I don't wanna bend down to load the dishwasher

How many times have you listened to- Yes. 🙂

I got a pocket got a pocket full of Bandaids. Unicorn Bandaids, specifically.

How much does my cat trust me? I can pet her when she's bathing

How often do I wear my headphones? My cat body checks me to get attention.

Might fuck around and dedicate myself to something I deeply care about

Dating is too complicated so I'm gonna be myself quite ✨ violently ✨ until they either get the ick or try to adopt a cat with me. Or turtle, I can be flexible.