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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard

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#Wülferhamptonian Belligerent malcontent profanagiest Singest, Rhymist, Storyteller & Lute Twanglist Murdered at the behest of WülfHelm. Testimonials: Frustratingly degenerate sadistic bastard Wilfully obtuse twat

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Careful, or you’ll disappear up your own arse in a putt logic.

01.03.2026 03:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well then: You think, therefore, you am.

01.03.2026 03:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

Do you think?

01.03.2026 03:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You are not being obtuse, but rather, contradictory.

01.03.2026 03:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not got to that bit yet.

01.03.2026 00:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The first two episodes were OK. I'm gonna push on with it. Can't hide from life.

01.03.2026 00:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Vera could take both of them 😂

28.02.2026 23:28 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ah. 😬

28.02.2026 23:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hail to that.

28.02.2026 23:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That must have been an unusual endeavour.

28.02.2026 23:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

HOW IS THERE A FUCKING HARD FROST?

28.02.2026 22:58 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Yeah. That bastard is barred as well.

28.02.2026 22:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I may turn the beep off. I generally run it overnight, off peak. So it’ll only be beeping to itself.

28.02.2026 22:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yep. I went there.

28.02.2026 22:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That must have been a pain in the neck. 😬

28.02.2026 22:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🤷‍♂️

28.02.2026 22:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just trying to get a bead on whether I want to continue with it.

28.02.2026 22:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says " we just don 't know yet " ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says " we just don 't know yet "
28.02.2026 22:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🫂

28.02.2026 22:20 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

👍

28.02.2026 22:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Only one way to find out. Can’t live a life in hiding.

28.02.2026 22:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ah. Too pissed to notice the spello.

28.02.2026 22:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I avoided the ‘smart’ shit.

28.02.2026 22:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ll keep going unless it triggers me.

28.02.2026 22:02 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Ie beeps and says ‘end’

28.02.2026 21:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I’ve done two episodes. I’ll keep going and see what happens.

28.02.2026 21:46 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Aye.

28.02.2026 21:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve done the plumbing.

28.02.2026 21:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Ah… I’m not sure I should be watching this 😬

28.02.2026 21:39 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I’m a twat.

28.02.2026 21:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0