The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard

The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard

@themeadhallbard.bsky.social

#Wülferhamptonian Belligerent malcontent profanagiest Singest, Rhymist, Storyteller & Lute Twanglist Murdered at the behest of WülfHelm. Testimonials: Frustratingly degenerate sadistic bastard Wilfully obtuse twat

992 Followers 490 Following 17,163 Posts Joined Aug 2023
35 minutes ago

I knew a German engineer who insisted on being addressed as Herr Dr. Dr. <name> because he had two PhDs. True story.

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41 minutes ago

Not in my experience.

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48 minutes ago

It’s a hate/hate relationship.

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1 hour ago

Mornin’

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1 hour ago

Aye. Up yours you old tosspot.

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1 hour ago

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1 hour ago

Works for me.

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2 hours ago
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Bookends (Single Mix) YouTube video by Simon & Garfunkel - Topic

Yep. We were young and so excited when we moved in. Our kids grew up here. We were growing old together here. Every room echoes with memories. Only now do I properly understand this song.

youtu.be/9iLreg8-RJo?...

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10 hours ago

@dutytorturer.bsky.social Could I ask a favour? There’s a bottle in it for you.

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12 hours ago

Tagged, ‘cause I’m interested in the answer.

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12 hours ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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14 hours ago

Yes. I was offering an example from a contrasting culture, prick.

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14 hours ago

🤷‍♂️ Ask Cook.

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14 hours ago

They’ve set up a chat room to discuss you.

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15 hours ago

Fuck Off.

Hold on. That’s tomorrow init? Ah well, it’s done now.

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15 hours ago

I think he needn’t wait until tomorrow and should fuck right off now.

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15 hours ago

Looks like Cook is taking advice from @wulfhelm.bsky.social

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15 hours ago
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Yeah. This was the summer of 2019. They planted the walled garden with meadow flowers. H loved it.

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15 hours ago

Astronomical. The ceilings are about 12’ high and it’s all single glazed.

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15 hours ago

I’ll reword that last post.

Use of formal titles is not uncommon in German companies. Not only in writing, but also whilst addressing someone you’re speaking with. After you establish a working relationship it gets less formal.

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15 hours ago

It’s a bit sparse. I don’t think they’ve been given the money to plant much. The whole place looks like the cash is going on essential maintenance only.

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15 hours ago

I’m probably not doing it at all and it’s in your imagination.

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15 hours ago

Yeah. In believe an association of residents is trying to get a bid together.

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18 hours ago
Elvaston Castle Country Park - Derbyshire County Council

www.derbyshire.gov.uk/leisure/coun...

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18 hours ago

Me and H used to go there loads. It was a good place for her to walk and latterly trundle around in her power chair. The walled garden was her favourite.

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18 hours ago

Aye. Lovely place.

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18 hours ago

It’s owned by the council but they can’t afford to run it. The locals don’t want it in private ownership and are, I think, trying to get since kind of deal together. TBH, it needs taking over by the National Trust or some such.

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20 hours ago

That’s vampires

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20 hours ago

Who?

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20 hours ago

It’s in need of serious renovation TBF

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