Madeline York | Corporate Counsel

Sometimes it really feels like posting into the void. You know you've really hit upon something when they quote you back to yourself when you meet.

Him: “How much of this is the real you?” All of it. Like a DJ, I may turn up certain levels at different moments, but all elements are authentically mine. Ask me out and I’ll tell you all about it.

Tarts all around

Just came across a self-described "computress" on LinkedIn. I may just have to steal that.

Planning a trip. Give me your best jazz club recommendations San Francisco.

Miss A: "There are only three reasons people start...Which one is yours?"
Ms. York: "None of them. I was a client myself first."
Miss B: "You are writing a memoir, aren't you?"

To the Seattle professor and students who chased an intruder from their classroom, I salute you.

The Ballmer Curve exists for booze. What about edibles?

Him: "How do you keep emotions in check?"
Ms. York: "How do you not fall in love with me? I can't help you with that."

I have "sexy realtor" energy.

Him: "It's so nice having you here. I hate eating alone on the road." Happy to accompany you to dinner, among other things.

Leaf peeping at 10,000 feet elevation. Sounds like at least a misdemeanor.

Next adventure in #biohacking—cold therapy.

Had a delightful time reminiscing about my trip to NOLA with a guy who bartended there for almost a decade. He worked swanky events at Ann Rice's home. I think a return NOLA trip is in order.

Him: "Where'd you get your name?"
Ms. York: "The Bible. Mary Magdalene."
Him: "Maybe you'll save me."
I charge extra for that.

Colorado is such a stunner

What is steganography? Wrong answers only.

Usually when I go to a concert, it's all black and heels. Tonight's concert requires different attire.

Updated my booking form. Extra credit for those that include hyperfixations, love notes, stock picks, or preferred tech stack.

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All this talk of autistics and trains. What about American Girl dolls? I consider my first relational database table to have been all the AG items I wanted for Xmas. Columns included desired quantity, color, style, price, item id, w/ desirability ranking.

What is “having an edge”? How do you know you’ve found it?

I've spent time with "more money than god" people, the zenith of which was flying on a billionaire's private jet. The in flight candy selection was wild.

I think baking pumpkin chocolate chip cookies is in order.

My return trip just got expedited. Headed straight for the White Pie.

Autism in women is often misdiagnosed as depression, anxiety, OCD, or an eating disorder, if not missed entirely. Girls tend to mask more effectively. Today they have a far better chance of getting the support they actually need than my generation did.

Him: "When do you come back to Seattle?"
Ms. York: "I can always be compelled." Will it be your FMTY request or his that does it?

How will you celebrate the Fall Equinox?

For inquiring minds, that is Truffle Tre Funghi.

Had a delightful pizza crawl through Seattle: Alibi Room, Post Alley Pizza, Hot Mama's, and Pagliacci Pizza. Let the post-tour fasting commence.