Stephen Colbert is going SCORCHED EARTH right now. To RFK Jr: โFuck you, you roid-addled nepo carnie! Fuck you, you roadkill-munching Luddite human slim jim!โ
07.08.2025 05:09 โ ๐ 38190 ๐ 10829 ๐ฌ 1122 ๐ 1039@umbramortiz.bsky.social
Librarian ๐Gamer ๐ฎ Metalhead ๐คHorror Lover ๐Coffee junkie โ๏ธ Furbabies ๐พ Pro-Democracy & Pro-Equality ๐ Big fan of the cursey words ๐คฌ and very pissed off at the state of the world.
Stephen Colbert is going SCORCHED EARTH right now. To RFK Jr: โFuck you, you roid-addled nepo carnie! Fuck you, you roadkill-munching Luddite human slim jim!โ
07.08.2025 05:09 โ ๐ 38190 ๐ 10829 ๐ฌ 1122 ๐ 1039๐จA 1992 video is going viral of Trump defending Mike Tyson after he was convicted of raping an 18-year-old girl:
Trump: โMike should serve some time, butโฆhereโs a woman that was dancing at his door at one oโclock in the morning.โ
I will forever use this meme and it will never get old.
05.08.2025 02:33 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1I typically restrain myself from decorating for Halloween until at least Labor Day, but I donโt know if I can wait that long this year! ๐งก
02.08.2025 16:52 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Elders remind their elected official:
โYouโre here to listen.โ
The revolution will be digitized. Between now and august third all digital versions of WAKE UP AND OPEN YOUR EYES are only two bucks and ninety nine cents. Who wouldโve thought the apocalypse would be so cheap. Available on all digital platforms but might I suggest @bookshop.org: bit.ly/4fc3Z7W
28.07.2025 21:28 โ ๐ 34 ๐ 8 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 2"I'll be busy getting a haircut or washing my hair โ and finding any excuse possible to make sure I'm looking after my own toddlers at the time."
Love that he brought up toddlersโฆ ๐
I love South Park! Download this and share it everywhere. Especially truth social. Oh! Brb
25.07.2025 12:00 โ ๐ 1894 ๐ 856 ๐ฌ 58 ๐ 41Screenshot from HuffPost article on new South Park episode: Turns out Comedy Central did have some qualms about showing a penis on the air. "They're like, 'OK, but we're gonna blur the penis: And I'm like, 'No, you're not gonna blur the penis," Parker said at a Comic-Con panel on Thursday night. That, Stone said, is what led to them putting the googly eyes on Trump's penis. "If we put eyes on the penis, we won't blur it," Stone said. "And then that was a whole conversation with a lot of grown-up people for about four fucking days." "Cause then it's a character," Parker added. "It's a character." "That's how that happened," Stone echoed. See the controversial NSFW Trump video
Most of the time the weirdness of this stupid timeline we are trapped in is just heinous bullshit, but sometimes itโs gold.
25.07.2025 16:40 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0South Park is getting canceled after this lmao.
24.07.2025 03:59 โ ๐ 18165 ๐ 5231 ๐ฌ 603 ๐ 1141It certainly deserves it! ๐ฉธ๐
23.07.2025 17:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Perhaps itโs not quite as impressive as Elden Ring these days but its gothic atmosphere and surreal mythology are all things that make it worth playing.
22.07.2025 11:04 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This article was immensely entertaining. Some highlights: โWill the grotesque and failing Donald Trump survive that long?โ
โI apologize late for ruining your lunch. At least I didnโt provide a picture of his face.โ
โI want to be among the first to suggest he try chugging some Lysol to help with itโ
โChronic venous insufficiency is a condition where the veins in the legs have difficulty drawing attention from the fact that the Epstein Files still havenโt been released,โ one social media meme read.
21.07.2025 15:14 โ ๐ 51 ๐ 17 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1Quote with your top 4 favorite reads this far in the year! ๐๐
20.07.2025 12:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hi. Iโm Nash. Happy Friday! Iโll be your nurse today.
18.07.2025 19:30 โ ๐ 2948 ๐ 402 ๐ฌ 170 ๐ 48So we all have playlists for when it finally happens right?
17.07.2025 19:14 โ ๐ 52 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 1Theyโre eating the files, theyโre eating the flight logs, theyโre eating the list. ๐
13.07.2025 15:36 โ ๐ 23419 ๐ 7520 ๐ฌ 629 ๐ 375I think Iโm getting the hang of this crochet thing. (First project Frodo has some flaws ๐, Gandalf was next, then little alien). Frodoโs sword Sting and the alien glow in the dark! ๐
13.07.2025 20:16 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Theyโre taking selfies at a concentration camp sign like itโs a roadside attraction. Laughing. Posing.
This isnโt ignorance ๐คฌitโs celebration.
This is what happens when cruelty becomes culture.
When history repeats not as tragedy, but as tourism.
Complete with tiny tiny hands
11.07.2025 16:54 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0DOJ soon to be renamed the โMinistry of Truthโ
#1984
When BookList, a publication of the American Library Association, uses the wrong โthereโ in *their* email for a webinar ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ค
11.07.2025 15:25 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Itโs #NationalKittenDay so hereโs a few pics of Cinder when she was just a little fuzz ball. That green mouse toy in pic 2 is still her favorite.
11.07.2025 00:43 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Cinder at 5 weeks, then at 2 years now.
11.07.2025 00:38 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0