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Librarian ๐Ÿ“šGamer ๐ŸŽฎ Metalhead ๐Ÿค˜Horror Lover ๐Ÿ’€Coffee junkie โ˜•๏ธ Furbabies ๐Ÿพ Pro-Democracy & Pro-Equality ๐Ÿ’™ Big fan of the cursey words ๐Ÿคฌ and very pissed off at the state of the world.

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Stephen Colbert is going SCORCHED EARTH right now. To RFK Jr: โ€œFuck you, you roid-addled nepo carnie! Fuck you, you roadkill-munching Luddite human slim jim!โ€

07.08.2025 05:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38190    ๐Ÿ” 10829    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1122    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1039
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๐ŸšจA 1992 video is going viral of Trump defending Mike Tyson after he was convicted of raping an 18-year-old girl:

Trump: โ€œMike should serve some time, butโ€ฆhereโ€™s a woman that was dancing at his door at one oโ€™clock in the morning.โ€

04.08.2025 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 591    ๐Ÿ” 260    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
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I will forever use this meme and it will never get old.

05.08.2025 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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a skeleton is holding a bottle and a piece of paper in his hands . ALT: a skeleton is holding a bottle and a piece of paper in his hands .
02.08.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I typically restrain myself from decorating for Halloween until at least Labor Day, but I donโ€™t know if I can wait that long this year! ๐Ÿงก

02.08.2025 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Elders remind their elected official:

โ€œYouโ€™re here to listen.โ€

29.07.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10395    ๐Ÿ” 2332    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 239    ๐Ÿ“Œ 142
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The revolution will be digitized. Between now and august third all digital versions of WAKE UP AND OPEN YOUR EYES are only two bucks and ninety nine cents. Who wouldโ€™ve thought the apocalypse would be so cheap. Available on all digital platforms but might I suggest @bookshop.org: bit.ly/4fc3Z7W

28.07.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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'I'll be busy washing my hair', Stephen Flynn said of upcoming Trump visit Stephen Flynn has ruled out meeting Donald Trump during the US presidentโ€™s upcoming visit to Scotland, joking that heโ€™ll be โ€œwashing hisโ€ฆ

"I'll be busy getting a haircut or washing my hair โ€“ and finding any excuse possible to make sure I'm looking after my own toddlers at the time."

Love that he brought up toddlersโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚

27.07.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I love South Park! Download this and share it everywhere. Especially truth social. Oh! Brb

25.07.2025 12:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1894    ๐Ÿ” 856    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 58    ๐Ÿ“Œ 41
Screenshot from HuffPost article on new South Park episode: 
Turns out Comedy Central did have some qualms about showing a penis on the air.
"They're like, 'OK, but we're gonna blur the penis: And I'm like, 'No, you're not gonna blur the penis," Parker said at a Comic-Con panel on Thursday night.
That, Stone said, is what led to them putting the googly eyes on Trump's penis.
"If we put eyes on the penis, we won't blur it," Stone said. "And then that was a whole conversation with a lot of grown-up people for about four fucking days."
"Cause then it's a character," Parker added.
"It's a character."
"That's how that happened," Stone echoed.
See the controversial NSFW Trump video

Screenshot from HuffPost article on new South Park episode: Turns out Comedy Central did have some qualms about showing a penis on the air. "They're like, 'OK, but we're gonna blur the penis: And I'm like, 'No, you're not gonna blur the penis," Parker said at a Comic-Con panel on Thursday night. That, Stone said, is what led to them putting the googly eyes on Trump's penis. "If we put eyes on the penis, we won't blur it," Stone said. "And then that was a whole conversation with a lot of grown-up people for about four fucking days." "Cause then it's a character," Parker added. "It's a character." "That's how that happened," Stone echoed. See the controversial NSFW Trump video

Most of the time the weirdness of this stupid timeline we are trapped in is just heinous bullshit, but sometimes itโ€™s gold.

25.07.2025 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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South Park is getting canceled after this lmao.

24.07.2025 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18165    ๐Ÿ” 5231    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 603    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1141
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MeidasTouch Network (@meidastouch) South Park holy sh*t

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24.07.2025 13:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It certainly deserves it! ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿ“š

23.07.2025 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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REVIEW: Bloodborne - Ten Years Later Bloodborne was a fantastic game in 2015 and remains so in 2025... its gothic atmosphere and surreal mythology are all things that make it worth playing.

Perhaps itโ€™s not quite as impressive as Elden Ring these days but its gothic atmosphere and surreal mythology are all things that make it worth playing.

22.07.2025 11:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This little White House lie shows they know Trump is in trouble

This article was immensely entertaining. Some highlights: โ€œWill the grotesque and failing Donald Trump survive that long?โ€
โ€œI apologize late for ruining your lunch. At least I didnโ€™t provide a picture of his face.โ€
โ€œI want to be among the first to suggest he try chugging some Lysol to help with itโ€

22.07.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œChronic venous insufficiency is a condition where the veins in the legs have difficulty drawing attention from the fact that the Epstein Files still havenโ€™t been released,โ€ one social media meme read.

21.07.2025 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Quote with your top 4 favorite reads this far in the year! ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ’™

20.07.2025 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hi. Iโ€™m Nash. Happy Friday! Iโ€™ll be your nurse today.

18.07.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2948    ๐Ÿ” 402    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 170    ๐Ÿ“Œ 48

So we all have playlists for when it finally happens right?

17.07.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Theyโ€™re eating the files, theyโ€™re eating the flight logs, theyโ€™re eating the list. ๐Ÿ˜‰

13.07.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23419    ๐Ÿ” 7520    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 629    ๐Ÿ“Œ 375
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I think Iโ€™m getting the hang of this crochet thing. (First project Frodo has some flaws ๐Ÿ˜†, Gandalf was next, then little alien). Frodoโ€™s sword Sting and the alien glow in the dark! ๐Ÿ˜Š

13.07.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Theyโ€™re taking selfies at a concentration camp sign like itโ€™s a roadside attraction. Laughing. Posing.

This isnโ€™t ignorance ๐Ÿคฌitโ€™s celebration.
This is what happens when cruelty becomes culture.
When history repeats not as tragedy, but as tourism.

12.07.2025 14:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 118    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Complete with tiny tiny hands

11.07.2025 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DOJ soon to be renamed the โ€œMinistry of Truthโ€
#1984

11.07.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When BookList, a publication of the American Library Association, uses the wrong โ€œthereโ€ in *their* email for a webinar ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ค

11.07.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s #NationalKittenDay so hereโ€™s a few pics of Cinder when she was just a little fuzz ball. That green mouse toy in pic 2 is still her favorite.

11.07.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cinder at 5 weeks, then at 2 years now.

11.07.2025 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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